"Westerners need to look beyond 'the Jew' problem and learn from the early age that someone with so much faith in a one-Party rule, coupled with extensive social services administered by a totalitarian government can't be all bad," declares the BBC Director of children's programming Dan Foster. "Hezbollah is much like any other decent national-socialist government and we really shouldn't let small issue like Jews get in the way of social progress."
BBC is already filming new episodes in which fuzzy little Hezbo-Laa-Laa will perform such tasks as "boarding a Tel Aviv bus," "entering a crowded pizzeria" and sing his favorite song Rocket Man.
Let that be a lesson to you children; if it wasn't for legal abortions, you'd all be walking around with a coat hanger coming out of your cranium. You'd still be dead, but at least you wouldn't look silly.
As Socialist Reality Truth Creator, 2nd Class, Pyongyang, it saddens me to admit that the like minds of the BBC have created an approved and, with typically British juche, original homegrown program my Communist fellows here cannot even think of conceiving. Though we in Pyongyang have been host to many distinguished Palestinian freedom fighters, we did not use their knowledge; though we have even selflessly forcibly hosted for decades many Japanese (acknowledged experts, though running dog warmongering racist imperialists, in children's programming), we did not coerce their knoweldge, effectively. In short, we who are nourished on the Correct Thought of Marx, Engels, Lenin, and Kim Il-Sung could not have made Hezbo Laa Laa, whereas BBC non-Revolutionary bourgeiousie have.
We are deeply troubled that an outwardly capitalist country like Britain can produce such Revolutionary works that help spread understanding of the Revolution in cultural guises outside the heretofore prevailing dominant European, that reach out to those capitalism hasn't yet begun to exploit directly. Comrades, what is the secret?
If you don't reveal it soon, certain intimations have been made concerning my acquiring ample time for reflection on the creative process in Bokpaedook Reeducation and Medical Research Facility. Tests are underway for creativity enhancement drugs, and I would be a prime candidate to volunteer, I have been told, if my creativity doesn't begin cracking like Khushchev's shoe at the UN!
Markov Aureliovich congratulates you on your most excellent propoganda. With quality work like the above it will not be long until the real imperialists are in reeducation camps.