Google's Great Leap Forward

Dear Messrs. Brin and Page:

May we take this opportunity to applaud your decision on accepting technical guidance from the Communist Party of China in your creative , and to extend our admiration for your recognition that search technologies are best left in the hands of responsible government entities (the U.S. imperialist government doesn't fall into that category, of course).

There has been, however, a misunderstanding of sorts, which we must point out to you. To wit - where is this page?

When a search is conducted for "People's Cube" in the new Google China, . According to your product the People's Cube doesn't exist! Don't get us wrong, we fully approve of your absolutely correct Orwellian revisionism when it comes to such running-dog capitalist organs as or - they deserve to be erased from history and the people's minds. But why the People's Cube?

As you are well aware, we are in the forefront of progressive thinking, and certainly deserve to be listed. We are undoubtedly a great source of inspiration to the Chinese People and the Party. We are certain that if you brought this to the Party's attention, they would vouch for us and insist that we be the very first result.

Please be assured that we are big Google fans, especially in light of your company's recent decision to for assistance in tracking down so-called "child pornographers." As we all know, beastiality, incest, and pedophilia are natural human tendencies, often occurring among the broad-minded, progressive individuals who are not criminals. The only criminals are in the White House, and we are gratified that Google is taking a principled stand against this truly oppressive government.

May we also suggest that the Chinese guidelines be applied to the rest of your international search sites? For example, in the United States, when a Google search is done on the American Civil Liberties Union does not even appear in the results! Instead, the first result is for a fundamentalist Baptist University! Doesn't that give you second thoughts about your company's ability to conduct first-rate searches? Certainly, the guiding hand of a benevolent government can vastly improve your services everywhere. We think it would be prudent for you to request that the Communist Party of China provide Google with all international search guidance.

In solidarity,

The People's Cube
 

http://www.google.cn/search?hl=zh-CN&q= ... DcountryCN

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Comrade Laoban -

We tried that URL also and came up with the same result. The problem is, if you already know the URL you won't look it up in a search engine - unless you have some scientific purpose in mind, now will you? Try entering "The Poople's Cube" in any other country's Google - Britain, Germany, Japan, etc. - and this site will be the first result. Not so in the Chinese version.

-- Red Square
 

Searching for the COMMON GOOD!

Giving- Old- Oligarchy - Glorious - Longevity - Everday!

Giggle spins the reality everywhere else, why stop in the CHINA?

Just search for a story using GAGGLE, and you will find several fabricated Democrat Perceptions!

Looking for a cookie recipe in 2007?

Don't worry, Hillary's Presidential WEBSITE will certainly be the first to appear on the pages of Guuuugle...
 

 

Dearest Comrads,

The effort to bring back Lenin in NJ is going as planned.

Communism for Corruption!

"Work" in NJ, will soon mean, for the Government, and the Common Average...

Democrat Re-EDUCATION Plan
 

 

I wonder what Google's reply will be like....
 

Chairman Red Square,

I thought the real issue pertaining Google was the revealing of providers of child pornography. To do this is wrong, because pedophilia is natural. It is a part of nature. Remember the term "As randy as a stoat." The male stoat has his way with his newborn daughters. Every good progressive knows that if it is in nature, it is good for humanity.....

Che BaaBaabooie

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Thank you, Comrade! Corrected as noted.
-- Red Square
 

Hmmm....You know, The Dick List isnt listed on Google China either. Could it be that Google is a Haliburton front organization dedicated to bringing greedy capitalist tyranny to China?

Let us join together and fight this new Dick Cheney menace!

http://dicklist.blogspot.com
 

Google still needs work. Here is a subversive site they have not blocked yet. Not the mock Che ad on the left (of course) side. Didn't reactionary Winston Churchill say "Google is the worstest search engine for the party revolutionaries, except for all the others."? Something like that...

http://www.uriasposten.net/index.php?p=2624
 

I think you meant "note" the mock Che ad.
Publik edukation, sheesh.
 

Yes dear.
 

 

stomp de romp

searching for info on a Kurgman or similar name who taught Econ c.1976 at Santa Rosa Junior College/Santa Rosa/Califonicate..(eye took a Econ course under someone of that name/similar, before completing my Econ work at SSU).

.think it was Paul, butt found this Peter...if anyone has data that expires before midnight, no glass slipper will be found in my wrecked cadillac...respond to runswithhogs@yahoo.com
 

It's like Google hates us all at the Cube.