Flat Gareth


Conservatism is a fluke. But the liberal Left has opened before me an unlimited diversity of options. I mean, age, size, race, sexual orientation, you know? Teens, grannies, shaved, hairy, white, yellow, red, black, or brown. Wow!!!-- Gareth
Determined to cover even more geographical area this year, Gareth has taken up a second job at the Amoco gas station - that's in addition to his weekend employment at McDonald's, which made his already busy schedule even tighter. No more Doom and Star Trek - it's strictly school, work, and political activism. But Gareth couldn't be more excited.

Berkeley, California
Worldwide simultaneous protests are a challenge. Gareth can't possibly travel to all world capitals in one day. Even if he could, there wouldn't be enough time for the hippy pussy, so what's the point? Inspired by the Roaming Gnome campaign and also by back in the grade school days, Gareth came up with the idea of Flat Gareth cutout.

Somewhere in California...

He posted his own picture on the Internet, asking his foreign friends to print it out and make snapshots of it at the leftist rallies worldwide. Gareth became famous overnight after March 19, 2005, when his pictures appeared in every major city of the world as part of the protests marking the second anniversary of the US invasion in Iraq.
Comrade Betty
Brother Codeye
Dom
I think this was because their indoctrination had led them to believe the sexual act was intrinsically exploitative and thus they were obliged to either refuse to enjoy it or to be more sexually rapacious than their men (and by doing so - in their own minds at least - turn the tables).
Either way, I always got the impression that their entire attitude was contrived.
Hardly a turn on!!!
Dom.
Mark
If you can avoid the arrogance that comes with our innate ignorance and enjoy all the pussy you get without using anyone, (because your approach smacks of that) then you might be/become someone you could be proud of later on (which is always now).
Dude!
I am just here for the hippie pussy.
Respectfully, albeit superfically yours,
FLAT GARETH
SMERSH
Abba



Finally! Piece in our time.










Comrade Rajesh


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Comrade Ivan
Following in the great tradition of 'Everyone Must Be A Loser', these fine, er, downstanding workers, prove the truth of the theory that it is better to have a tiny little penis, than to be an American.



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"Just when every tactic in the book had been seemingly exhausted in the health care debate, Rock the Vote comes along with a new one: if you want health care reform, don't sleep with anyone who opposes health care reform until his or her mind is changed. "











He held up some paper and said "Piece [of paper] in our time! See opposite end of horse for true image!
