Flat Gareth

Unlike most high school students in his native Brooklyn, New York, Gareth knows exactly what he wants in life. Since the beginning of the war in Iraq, Gareth has joined every socialist, pacifist, feminist, pro-abortion, environmental, vegetarian, civil rights, or communist group on the Internet. He travels extensively to participate in as many anti-capitalist rallies as his modest student budget allows.

Conservatism is a fluke. But the liberal Left has opened before me an unlimited diversity of options. I mean, age, size, race, sexual orientation, you know? Teens, grannies, shaved, hairy, white, yellow, red, black, or brown. Wow!!!-- Gareth

Determined to cover even more geographical area this year, Gareth has taken up a second job at the Amoco gas station - that's in addition to his weekend employment at McDonald's, which made his already busy schedule even tighter. No more Doom and Star Trek - it's strictly school, work, and political activism. But Gareth couldn't be more excited.


Berkeley, California

Worldwide simultaneous protests are a challenge. Gareth can't possibly travel to all world capitals in one day. Even if he could, there wouldn't be enough time for the hippy pussy, so what's the point? Inspired by the Roaming Gnome campaign and also by back in the grade school days, Gareth came up with the idea of Flat Gareth cutout.



Somewhere in California...



He posted his own picture on the Internet, asking his foreign friends to print it out and make snapshots of it at the leftist rallies worldwide. Gareth became famous overnight after March 19, 2005, when his pictures appeared in every major city of the world as part of the protests marking the second anniversary of the US invasion in Iraq.


 

That guy kicks ass!
 

Nothin better than "Hippie Pussy"!
 

Something I always found striking about hippie/leftist women (and I shafted quite a few in my idiotarian days) was that they were either total nymphomaniacs or totally frigid - never anything inbetween.
I think this was because their indoctrination had led them to believe the sexual act was intrinsically exploitative and thus they were obliged to either refuse to enjoy it or to be more sexually rapacious than their men (and by doing so - in their own minds at least - turn the tables).
Either way, I always got the impression that their entire attitude was contrived.
Hardly a turn on!!!
Dom.
 

Gareth you're a witty guy and you have a sense of humour but the lack of depth of character that comes with your age. If that sounds like a generalisation then listen to anything anyone ever says about "hippies" or any other identifiable social group. Most young people gather little information before they start joining groups but they follow their peers and/or their heart. Nothing wrong in any of that. We all grow up and change when the time is right.
If you can avoid the arrogance that comes with our innate ignorance and enjoy all the pussy you get without using anyone, (because your approach smacks of that) then you might be/become someone you could be proud of later on (which is always now).

Dude!
I am just here for the hippie pussy.

Respectfully, albeit superfically yours,

FLAT GARETH
 

THIS GUY NEEDS FUNDING...........
 

I'm just here for the collective pussy.
 

Finally! Piece in our time.
 

 

 

How about this version - the Orwellian handling of the People's history could never have happened without PhotoShop!


 

Or this....


 

I did'nt expected these kind of attitudes from Comrade Betty and Red Square. This is not the way to spread communism and sexual freedom. Kick off that guy Gareth and his stupidities from this site.
 

How SHOULD we then... hmmmm?
 

Sorry Betty... I gone through the entire article again and understood the Gareth's way.
 

 

Gareth's adventures are getting increasingly more risky...


 

I just want to point out the Gloriousness of the microscopic penii in that picture.

Following in the great tradition of 'Everyone Must Be A Loser', these fine, er, downstanding workers, prove the truth of the theory that it is better to have a tiny little penis, than to be an American.
 

You know, it wouldn't surprise me to see someone who would be there for hippie pussy. If not Flat Gareth, it would probably be some big fat guy who just needs some lov'n.



Ooops! How did that get in there?! My bad.
 

Commissar_Elliott - this Code Pink sighting has been reported on another thread dedicated to Prog Watching, but I can't remember which one. All I was able to find is these other sightings:




 

Now just what is Dear Leader doing in there? Either way, I'm laughing my butt off! BTW, are those her brains she's letting out?
 

 

Reading this article, I can't help thinking of how the idea of using a photo cutout of oneself to be seen at every lie-in, die-in, sit-in, pee-in, etc., fits so neatly with the principles of Mimeswiping--the time honored art of copying every prog-slanted rant you can find on the Internet, then pasting it to your own progblog to make yourself look like a serious progger-blogger who's Making A Difference, at the same time creating the illusion that while no one tells you what to think because you're enlightened enough to think for yourself--unlike the neocons enslaved to Rush--zillions of others out there think exactly as you do--ergo, you are right.
 

 

 

I predict that Gareth will throw all his power behind "Rock the Vote" and throw all his money at pennicillin and other anti-biotics.



"Just when every tactic in the book had been seemingly exhausted in the health care debate, Rock the Vote comes along with a new one: if you want health care reform, don't sleep with anyone who opposes health care reform until his or her mind is changed. "
 

100% Infidel - it's life imitating the People's Cube again! We had this covered back in Oct. 2008 -



 

In light of ...


 

dood gets around
 

Maybe a statue will be erected in his honor, or something else.
 

Comrades, Above there is a photo of Neville Chamberlin, what he said has been greatly misunderstood. and

He held up some paper and said "Piece [of paper] in our time! See opposite end of horse for true image!