WASHINGTON, Jan. 6 - Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid and Speaker Nancy Pelosi to President Bush urging him to reject any plan that could potentially result in a military victory in Iraq. The leaders warned that a surge in troop levels might further antagonize al-Qaeda's already-overtaxed fighters, and cited the dangers of U.S. victory to the future of the Democratic Party, liberal media, and world's progress towards socialism.
The two leaders called on the President to heed the will of the anti-American forces, make up with dictators in Iran and Syria, and recognize the need to abandon the silly notion that all people are born equal and desire freedom.
(HAT TIP TO CHAIRMAN PUNCHENKO)
Misha Bear - guardian of The People™, protector of ideological purity and Care-A-Lot gulag commandant.
Armed with the billy-club of People's Revolutionary Justice™, Misha cracks the legs of those who refuse to give up their petty trinkets and decadent ways for The Greater Good™ and shoots all those suspected of counter-revolutionary thinking.
-- Chairman P
(HAT TIP TO LAIKA THE SPACE DOG)
There was an actual Misha Bear before your time, Chairman. He was the offical mascot to the Moscow 1980 Olympics. Carter wouldn't let the American teams participate because of Afghanistan..... that was really showing them American resolve!