The People's Library Collection of Books with No Pages



The People's Library has an extensive collection of books with no pages, any of which can be easily read on your two-minute break from the beet fields or community shovelling.
These are also suitable for those who learned the skill of reading at one of our excellent union-staffed public schools. Please feel free to browse a sample of our titles below and come by if something is of interest to you.
Remember, these books have no pages, so they will be of no use whatsoever during the next toilet paper shortage.
Enjoy!
Successful Green Energy Investments
by Barack Obama
My Thoughts on Personal Liberty
by Nanny Michael Bloomberg
Actual Hard Scientific Evidence Supporting the Theory of Human-Induced Climate Change
by Michael Mann
The Relevance of Newspapers in the 21st Century
by NY Times Publisher Pinch Sulzberger
Socialist Policies That Actually Work
by French President Francois Hollande
Turbo Tax Tips
by Tim Geithner
My Ideas for Stimulating the Economy
by Ben Bernanke
Things I've Actually Accomplished (Instead of Just Getting the Credit For)
by Barack Obama
My Low-Consumption Small-Carbon-Footprint Lifestyle
by Al Gore
How #Occupy Wall Street Has Changed America For the Better!
by Inmate #54623
Handbook of Modern Journalistic Ethics
by Kim Jung Un
The Future of GM
by
Diplomatic Triumphs of Soft Power
by Hillary Clinton
How The New Bullet Train Will Benefit California
by Gov. Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown
The Truths Revealed By My Movies
by Michael Moore
How Do I Love Barack Obama, Let Me Count the Ways!
by Bill Clinton
The Honesty, Integrity and Wisdom of Harry Reid
by His
Why Barack Obama Deserved the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize
by Liu Xiaobo
The Ways Public Employee Unions Benefit Society
by Stockton, CA Mayor Ann Johnston
Why Barack Obama MUST Be Re-elected
by Anna Wintour
Today's Political Class's Approach to Solving Problems
by U. Gotta & B. Kidding
The Logic Behind The ObamaCare Decison
by Chief Justice John Roberts
How I Sacrificed Self-Interest In Favor of Public Service
by Michelle Obama
Changes Theresa and I Have Made On A Personal Level to Combat Climate Change
by John Kerry
Good Reasons to Consider Purchasing A Chevy Volt
by U. R. Stuck
Proof the Stimulus Worked!
by Napoleon Krugman



I only wish I don't get a chance to verify this: from the bottom of my heart wish Obama loses.




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by Michelle Obama
On Moving Legislation
by Harry Reid, with an introduction by Charles Schumer
Profiles in Courage, II
by John Boehner, with an introduction by Lyndsay Graham
Getting There The Old-Fashioned Way
by Barack Obama, with an introduction by Van Jones
Emotional Intelligence
by Nancy Pelosi, with an introduction by Debbie Whatshername Schultz
Under the Influence: A Guide to the Myths and Realities of Alcoholism
by Hillary Clinton, with an introduction by de facto Secretary of State Huma Abedin
My Good Movies and My Good Presidents
by Spike Lee, with introduction by Russell Simmons
The Moral Person's Guide to Honesty and Truthful Reporting in Modern Television Journalism
by Andrea Mitchell, with an introduction by George Stephanopoulis
It's Not Just About Me
by Barack Obama, with an introduction by Barack Obama
The Case for Why the First Lady of the United States Should Be Paid Millions of Dollars Per Year
by Michelle Obama
Other People's Money: the Ultimate Guide to Vacationing On Millions of Dollars Per Day
by Michelle Obama
Look Good, Smell Good
by Michelle Obama
The Busy Person's Guide to Weight Loss
by Chris Christie, with an introduction by Michelle Obama
The Collective Intellectual Prowess of the Congressional Black Caucus
by Sheila Jackass Lee, with an introduction by Maxine Waters
Traditions of the Indian Family and Raising Children the Indian-Giver Way
by Elizabeth Warren, with an introduction of Harvey Weitzman
America the Beautiful
by George Soros, with an introduction by Cher
Determinism Or Free Will
by Michael Bloomberg
The Lesbian's Guide to Avoiding Discrimination Against the Opposite Sex In the Workplace
by Janet Napolitano
Obama and History
by Vladmir Putin
Original Works, Volumes I and II
by Fareed Zakaria, with an introduction by Timer-Warner CEO Jeffrey Bewkes
Faithful Relationships: Keeping Your Boyfriend On a Short Leash, Both Literally and Figuratively
by Anderson Cooper


Robert Fine
Original Works, Volumes I and IIby Fareed Zarkawia
Ummm, wonder how much of this one was "borrowed" from other sources?