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People's Cube commissars stage mock show trial in Ferguson

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Actually, these comrades in Soviet army hats are not really members of the People's Cube, nor have they ever been. Instead, this is the most acute case of "life imitating the People's Cube" we've seen so far, especially that it happened almost simultaneously with our very own scheduled Show Trial and Raffle.

A few days ago, on January 5th, in St. Louis, Mo, a group of comrades wearing Russian fur hats with Red Army insignia (complete with red stars and hammer'n'sickles) held a People's Grand Jury, with live broadcast, in which they unanimously denounced the State Prosecutor for being the imperialist running pig-dog, and, after one hour of selective and one-sided debate found the kriminal kop Darren Wilson guilty on all trumped-up charges.

"Black People’s Grand Jury" indicts Officer Darren Wilson

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Obviously, members of the mock show trial are now in need of mock NKVD officers to escort the convicted enemy of the people to the mock Siberian gulag - or, better yet, stage a mock firing squad.

All is well behind the Irony Curtain, comrades!

 

 

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Actually, our own quick research has found a problem with the very first statement in the story:

[quote]All of the mock grand jurors hailed from St. Louis County and ruled 11-1 that Wilson should have been indicted for first degree murder.[/quote]
The "Soviet" comrade on the left in the top picture is Omali Yeshitela (real name Joseph Waller), resident of St. Petersburg, FL.

Comrade Yeshitela is the founder and glorious leader of a radical black nationalist Uhuru Movement and Chairman of the African People's Socialist Party, also based in St. Petersburg, FL. So much for the "local" aspect.

Granted, he wasn't the member of the mock jury, but rather a self-appointed judge, who gave instructions to the "jury" before the show trial, as seen in this video.

Like all radical leftist agitators who descended on Ferguson like flies on a fresh cow pie, Comrade Yeshitela is one of the thousands of outsiders creating the appearance of a "massive" uprising of "the people" and using stunts like these to lay their hands on some green American dollars.

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Well Comrade Red Square, at least the community has been invigorated with self appointed leaders completely dependent on revenues that will be gloriously deposited into a registered account in their name the name of justice….Soon all of these troubled communities will be completely dependent on government hand outs distributed by Democrat politicians, because nothing stirs the soul like a strong amount of unified hatred, especially for a bunch of blue uniformed Tea Bagger types stealing their way into power on the backs of the disenfranchised.....Please make reparations donate to gofundme.com and make the dream come true.

 

 

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Red Square wrote:All of the mock grand jurors hailed from St. Louis County and ruled 11-1 that Wilson should have been indicted for first degree murder.

I assume, then, the one juror who did not comply with the proper Groupthink has been dealt with accordingly?

 

 

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Should we not celebrate the diversity of opinion* and respect the voting process**?

* (except as applied to Dear Leader (PBUH), Islam, Sharia, or anything to do with the religion of Peace and its impending conquest of infidel Europe in retaliation for the Crusades)

** (except as applied to national, state, and local elections, referendum, or opinion polls involving any rethugglikkkan in opposition to any person, policy, or statement made by a member of the One True Party as inspired by diktat of Dear Leader (PBUH))

 

 

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Why the disbelief? Surely you have heard of the 13th Juror rule? This Kangaroo Court show trial is not to be confused with the 13th Juror rule whereby a jury verdict from 12 is not consistant with the evidence and facts in the case. This was a JANTEENTH Juror rule. This shall be a Federal Mandatory Holiday - like Juneteenth.

 

 

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Fhalkyn wrote:
The Lurking Comrade wrote:
Red Square wrote:All of the mock grand jurors hailed from St. Louis County and ruled 11-1 that Wilson should have been indicted for first degree murder.

I assume, then, the one juror who did not comply with the proper Groupthink has been dealt with accordingly?
I'm terribly sorry to inform you, Lurking Comrade, but that dissenting vote was never cast. The juror never existed. According to our heavily revised reports, a twelfth juror simply could not be found, and so the eleven present cast their votes unanimously for the predetermined verdict of "guilty."
Ahh, very good. I was worried there for a moment, Comrade Fhalkyn, that we might have had a small sliver of independent thinking within our midst.

Glad to see that such illusions were corrected and eliminated.

 

 

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The man in the hat looks vaguely familiar. Could it be my half brother Igor Orlav?

 

 

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As they say in Texas... All Hat, No Kulaks.

 

 

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Komrades, Komrades I’m so humbled that you the collective have accepted me within your ranks. After all I’m here to gleam wisdom from such erudite titans as yourselves. I may be white but I’m not mentally white. That is why I chosen this discussion to herald my entrance. The neighborhood in question will be safer once the residence accept a protection tax that will provide mandatory comfort and security for them. A select representative of the Black People’s Grand Jury will once a week accept the cash only tax for protection.

 

 

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A pure womyn on the Cube?

<straightens hair, adjusts tie>

Ahem.

Ahhh, welcome to the Cube, Comrade (Miss ?) Olga...

For further indoctrination study, please join us behind tractor barn #2 on Friday after the shovels are cleaned and put away. We sing marching songs and banter about political discourse over fermented light refreshments...

 

 

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Olga, do NOT fall for any line that Stakhanovite gives you about the tractor gearshift.

 

 

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:A pure womyn on the Cube?

<straightens hair, adjusts tie>

Ahem.

Ahhh, welcome to the Cube, Comrade (Miss ?) Olga...

For further indoctrination study, please join us behind tractor barn #2 on Friday after the shovels are cleaned and put away. We sing marching songs and banter about political discourse over fermented light refreshments...

ImageAnd you call me "a horny squirrel"?....indeed, sir? BTW: What's this nasty business about a tractor gearshift Brain-in-a-Jar mentioned? And where is Comrade Putout? Komissar al-Blogunov may have excused your dastardly misdeeds, Ivan, (if that is your name) but I'm not so easily appeased.

 

 

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Fear not comrades for uncle Boris schooled me on the dynamics of the manual stick shift. Taught me that I must shift as fast as possible. However no race lasted over a 2 minutes. He praised my skill and said I would be good for the party leaders such as himself

 

 

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Comrade brain in a jug, my tractor parts are mine,and I'll wash them where and as fast and as much as I deem appropriate; do keep your brainstem and residuals of olfactory nerves in your own business, thank you...

Craptek, do you not have nuts to inventory and sort? Don't judge. Since when are good manners toward a new comrade out of place? You as a Captain should appreciate a well-fitted uniform, such as that worn by our new Comrade. Clearly the Academy has a better tailor than they did when you were inducted...

Comrade Olga, pay no mind to the rabble, keep your quarters clean, tend your beets, meet your quotas, and you will have no problems...welcome again.

 

 

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Olga the Pure wrote:Komrades, Komrades I’m so humbled that you the collective have accepted me within your ranks. After all I’m here to gleam wisdom from such erudite titans as yourselves. I may be white but I’m not mentally white. That is why I chosen this discussion to herald my entrance. The neighborhood in question will be safer once the residence accept a protection tax that will provide mandatory comfort and security for them. A select representative of the Black People’s Grand Jury will once a week accept the cash only tax for protection.


A new protégé? Splendid! I shall be happy to discuss with you in private the proclivities of our heterosexual male leaders. For though we are all Feminists here at the cube, in Marxism, women exist primarily to provide, um, entertainment for our male comrades.

You've had a Gardasil shot and recent negative AIDS test, I presume, dear?

 

 

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Comrade Ivanova, the torque wrench--don't forget to check if she can use a torque wrench!

There is much work to do, and we can't justify redistributing meager rations to anymore freeloaders than we already support!

If not, but she has a good recipie for borscht, we may still be able to use her....

 

 

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Comrade Olga,

Don't be taken in by the likes of Ivan. Beneath that suave, courteous exterior there lies a plotting, fiendish, mind... I'll spare you the ugly details for now....but whatever you do, don't let him get you into the tractor barn unaccompanied! Stop by my place later and I'll fill in the details - so to speak.

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