Military Aid for Ukraine



Unless Russian forces immediately withdraw from the Crimea, the White House is ready to deploy the Lightbringer Brigade to Balaclava...
...and the rail gun "Big Michelle" to besiege Sevastopol:


Sycophants to the left of him,
Sycophants in front of him
Cheered and applauded;


Was there a Democrat dismay'd?
Not tho' the media reported
The President had blunder'd;
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to vote and die (and then vote again):
Onto the nearest golf course
Rode Barack Obama.
[Edited to include Komissar Blogunov's verse]


PS - John, stop balancing soccer balls on your head. It's not dignified!

Chairman Meow
... and the rail gun "Big Michelle" to besiege Sevastopol:Truly, the rail gun's patron was well chosen. May all those near her be warmed by her flames.




Chairman Meow
‘Forward (™), the Lightbringer Brigade!'Was there a Democrat dismay'd?
Not tho' the media reported
The President had blunder'd;
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to vote and die:
Onto the nearest golf course
Rode Barack Obama.
Brilliant. In fact, Most Equal.


Chairman Meow
Theirs but to vote and die:...and vote again!




Captain Craptek
Obama administration's contribution to the war effort: The WWII battleship Missouri, once known to her crew as "Big Mo", will be re-christened "Big Moo" in honor of Moochelle Obama's tireless service to humanity. (and the children)
My Dear Captain,
Just to let ya know the "Big Moo" will already have some competition in the U.S Navy for the name. There is a ship in active service who's crew has affectionately nicknamed her the Mighty Moo, and a well deserved nickname at that.
The USS Cowpens, who was named after a American revolutionary war battlefield. She is a proud ship with a proud crew, who just recently returned to be homeported in the United States after being homeported in Yokosuka Japan for over the past ten years. It's the only ship I've ever seen that had real cow horns as you looked off forward from her bridge.

The People's Navy as always is standing by to execute all orders from Dear Leader!!


Forward!


Commodore Snoogie Woogums
Captain Craptek
Obama administration's contribution to the war effort: The WWII battleship Missouri, once known to her crew as "Big Mo", will be re-christened "Big Moo" in honor of Moochelle Obama's tireless service to humanity. (and the children)
My Dear Captain,
Just to let ya know the "Big Moo" will already have some competition in the U.S Navy for the name. There is a ship in active service who's crew has affectionately nicknamed her the Mighty Moo, and a well deserved nickname at that.
The USS Cowpens, who was named after a American revolutionary war battlefield. She is a proud ship with a proud crew, who just recently returned to be homeported in the United States after being homeported in Yokosuka Japan for over the past ten years. It's the only ship I've ever seen that had real cow horns as you looked off forward from her bridge.

The People's Navy as always is standing by to execute all orders from Dear Leader!!
Thanks for that advisory, Commodore. Looks like the FLOTUS/FLATUS is developing a formidable military force of her own - but with only the best of intentions I'm sure.


Captain Craptek
Thanks for that advisory, Commodore. Looks like the FLOTUS/FLATUS is developing a formidable military force of her own - but with only the best of intentions I'm sure.It would require a new ship, the USSA Pigpens, paradoxically though predictably referred to as the "Almighty Moo." The design would, of course, require a MUCH bigger fantail than your standard




The-HUN
Our Dear Leader has reached out to his trusted well rehearsed secret weapon being proven time after time to help out the inexperienced Ukrainian forces.Forward!
I deployed some graphic revisionism...




Russia military are simply following FLOTUS "Let's Move" campaign by moving to nice vacation spot.



