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Michael Moore: We are all Muslim (a Flat Fatty campaign)

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'We are all Muslim': Michael Moore pickets Donald Trump's New York tower, then pens open letter criticizing him for call to ban followers of Islam from the U.S.

What a proggish way to create publicity for his new film Where To Invade Next by scoffing at the security for the unwashed - all the while having armed bodyguards for his own protection. That's what progs do. And he's a Made Prog.

Now, his detractors might say it's easy to stand with a sign next to a secure Trump Tower in Manhattan. But we know that Michael Moore is a fearless comrade, so we imagine he can also bring his sign to other, less secure locations. Let's help him visualize this campaign with a cardboard cutout we affectionately call Flat Fatty (see Flat Fatima).
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And here's Flat Fatty himself. Help Michael to prove his mettle!

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In related news, Donald Trump came out to join the picket with his own sign, reminding Michael Moore that they both are, in fact, millionaire property owners.

When asked whose message they find more appealing, most passers by sided with Trump, saying that they'd rather be millionaire property owners than Muslims.

A media poll taken five minutes later shows that Trump's rating has grown to a new record high because of this interaction.

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And another one - "Freedom of expression go to hell!" Priceless.

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Red Square wrote:And another one - "Freedom of expression go to hell!" Priceless.

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Image When I see vomit like this, I look forward to "the other life." It's gotta be better than this. In fact, I know it is.

 

 

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No wonder Michael is pissed... you broke his heart, Pammie!
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(I predict a hippo fight before the night is over!)
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Pamalinsky wrote:
Red Square wrote:And another one - "Freedom of expression go to hell!" Priceless.

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Image When I see vomit like this, I look forward to "the other life." It's gotta be better than this. In fact, I know it is.

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I'm not too sure there is an afterlife; I describe myself as an agnostic-deist hybrid. But, if there turns out to be one when my curtain drops, it HAS to be better. The Christian one involves getting a mansion. The Muslim one involves virgins. Some Pagan ones (don't quote me on this, I'm not an expert, just an interested guy with a search engine) are a huge, sunny meadow, or in the case of the Nordic tradition, preparing to battle with a huge deity. Just in those four alone you've got something for nearly everybody, and there are multitudes of religions and traditions, and I'd be willing to bet that most of them have an afterlife similar, or at least in the ballpark of the above.

I'm on the younger side of things and if I even live to be 35 I'll have seen crazier shit than anything you and I could ever think of. And, to be honest, I'm starting to get to be hopeless. I've pretty well accepted that I won't have a better life than past generations, and some of the new studies are confirming what I've accepted. I WANT to have a better life, but it seems that the "powers that be" have decided that the time of pie in the sky is over. Surely the future will be less physically-demanding, that'll be most likely the case, but I predict totalitarianism will be the word of the day in the future. But I might just decide to cut my losses and just go out in the Alaskan wilderness and homestead, it'd be hard as hell but I'll be happy in spirit, and I'd rather be happy in spirit than have all the leisure and physical pleasures of the world. I'm sick of this deformed, deranged society and culture that's somehow arose. I'm sure there are good things in it, there must be, it's just that the bright casino lights of the bad outshine the flickering candlelight of the good. All I can pretty well do is hope and wish and pray.

Right now I'm reading Brave New World, and it strikes more fear into me than than 1984 ever did, mainly because the exponential growth of government and technology is slowly making the scenes described possible. And one thing that stands out and haunts the back of my mind in BNW is that marijuana and today's pharmaceuticals of questionable necessity seem to be the "Soma" in BNW. And it seems our society's sacrificed sanity for soma.

 

 

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Comrade Putout wrote:.
No wonder Michael is pissed... you broke his heart, Pammie!
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(I predict a hippo fight before the night is over!)
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Oh shit son! Everybody get out the way, Mike "Instant Earthquake, Just Add Gravity" Moore is gonna fight reigning champion Macho Gal Komrade Pamalinsky! Get the cameras! Get her some coffee creamers, I think she might have some promos to do before the fight!

And before you speak of the hippo, Mike wouldn't piss off his section of animal loving followers by fighting the hippo. Too much capital at stake.

 

 

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Red Square wrote:And another one - "Freedom of expression go to hell!" Priceless.

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"Religion of peace" my ass.

 

 

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Your hero has not been to all of these locations. He is simply using the ISIS green screen studios while we take a break from our production schedule. We tried to behead him but it was too hard so we let him go.

 

 

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Well Comrade Pamalinsky, Comrade Stierlitz,I will admit that we certainly won’t be able to destroy every book in existence nor prevent the erosion of your esophagus from all the vomit discharged while witnessing all the news and current events. Remember, there will always be a parade of half wits championing the hopeless causes of our societal throwaways ( hopefully some will be done so in the safe confines of a federal penitentiary). Although, twenty bucks and a pineapple will surely go a long way for a politician hankering to protect the lives of people inferior to themselves….If any weapons or threats launched against the public, I am quite sure that an alert will be sent to the U.N. and that would prompt them to quickly draft a resolution of condemnation which would provide politicians with updated mailing and e-mail addresses for contributions. Still, as an old fart, I can certainly say that a good portion of society are not on that journey that ended as it did for John the Savage in Brave New World. Just be on the lookout for any of those yodeling Norwegian Rotarians who have memorized the secret Sesame Street memo that transitioned guilt into shame for what American Imperialism has done.

 

 

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Well, in that case the wife and I are going burkha shopping. Then we'll start on our neighborhood jihad. The jizya I collect will help me support my new wives, you know, those lovely teenage girls who live down the street, the ones I'm going to steal from their infidel parents. Yes, I know, being teenagers they are kind of old already, but in some ways I am a very liberal, tolerant Muslim.

 

 


 

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What about the children??!! Flat Fatty has 'em covered:

 

 

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He must have changed his wardrobe consultant, or the current one ran out of the vast quantities of material required to cover his bulging beam.

 

 


 


 

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Comrade Putout wrote:.
No wonder Michael is pissed... you broke his heart, Pammie!
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Thank you most esteemed Comrade Putout,
You have inspired in me a new meme!
HIPPOCRITTERS! Yeah, that's it!
You made me do it! And, I'm lovin' it!

 

 

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trashmouth wrote:Well Comrade Pamalinsky, Comrade Stierlitz,I will admit that we certainly won’t be able to destroy every book in existence nor prevent the erosion of your esophagus from all the vomit discharged while witnessing all the news and current events. Remember, there will always be a parade of half wits championing the hopeless causes of our societal throwaways ( hopefully some will be done so in the safe confines of a federal penitentiary). Although, twenty bucks and a pineapple will surely go a long way for a politician hankering to protect the lives of people inferior to themselves….If any weapons or threats launched against the public, I am quite sure that an alert will be sent to the U.N. and that would prompt them to quickly draft a resolution of condemnation which would provide politicians with updated mailing and e-mail addresses for contributions. Still, as an old fart, I can certainly say that a good portion of society are not on that journey that ended as it did for John the Savage in Brave New World. Just be on the lookout for any of those yodeling Norwegian Rotarians who have memorized the secret Sesame Street memo that transitioned guilt into shame for what American Imperialism has done.

Trashmouth,
Do know that you are loved by many.

 

 

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For those unfamiliar with the People's Cube Greatest Hits, Flat Fatty is a follow-up on Flat Fatima:

Flat Fatima - Revolution In News Photography

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Look who's doing the Flat Fatima - back in 2009, before it was cool!

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I think Hillary campaign may have airbrushed the photo a little. Here's the original snapshot:

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This is a great idea for a new series we are running in Dabiq. Do you have any Palestinian children versions?

 

 

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Michael Moore knows his customer base. A bunch of people so stupid they actually believe the empty slogans meant to keep them in a self-inflicted state of Stockholm syndrome.

The Soviet Union used that technique to good effect until people wised up.

When will they learn? Oh, when will they ever learn?

 

 


 


 

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The Trump's children's book in this video was probably made before Michael Moore's stunt, otherwise he would've been included as one of the losers. Here, let us help!

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Comrade Moore proves that the South Tower was already collapsing BEFORE the plane struck due to extreme weight on the observation deck.

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Chairman Meow - that is an extremely equal insightful. That is not to say that everyone else on this thread hasn't been extremely equal.

In the meantime, white Hispanics strike again. This time their target is Michael Moore and his "Muslim" sign. The white Hispanic thoughtcriminal has been caught and subjected to exemplary punishment.

Miss Puerto Rico Destiny Velez suspended after anti-Muslim rant


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There's nothing pretty about this beauty queen's comments.

Miss Puerto Rico Destiny Velez has been suspended indefinitely from Miss America competition after she fired off a series of vicious anti-Muslim tweets in response to the "We Are All Muslim" protests led by director Michael Moore, the Atlanta Journal Constitution reports.

The 20-year-old Velez directed her angry tweets at the film director — who created a buzz last week when he held up a sign reading "We Are All Muslim" outside of the Trump Tower and shared an open letter online claiming that, unlike Trump, "we are not a country of angry white guys."

In her tweets, Velez said, "Muslims use our constitution to terrorize USA & plant gas stations," before later adding that Muslims "terrorize this country & many others."

 

 

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Who can forget his memorable performance in Team America: World Police in which he skillfully and convincingly played himself...

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This thread is being shared on Free Republic and the first comment is this:

Moore is almost fat enough to be ALL Muslims.

 

 


 

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Pamalinsky wrote:
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Thank you, Dear Craptek, for taking my post to it's inevitable and logical conclusion!
I could not bring myself to do it, squeamish thing that I am. But I appreciate your guts, (menacing little squirrel that you are. ; • )

Aaaah, the Fountain of Truth!

 

 


 


 


 


 


 


 

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Red Walrus wrote:
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It's only WA-fer thin!

Moore on the other hand...

 

 

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Michael Moore: “American exceptionalism is the death of us.”

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You got that one right, Flatbed Michael! Deal with it! American exceptionalism is the death of you and yours, as it should be.

 

 


 

These wonderful images are bringing tears to my eyes, and should be preserved for our children's children's children.

I have obtained the domain name "flatfatty.com" and will gladly transfer it gratis to any comrade to host such a collection.

 

 

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trashmouth wrote:Well Comrade Pamalinsky, Comrade Stierlitz,I will admit that we certainly won’t be able to destroy every book in existence nor prevent the erosion of your esophagus from all the vomit discharged while witnessing all the news and current events. Remember, there will always be a parade of half wits championing the hopeless causes of our societal throwaways ( hopefully some will be done so in the safe confines of a federal penitentiary). Although, twenty bucks and a pineapple will surely go a long way for a politician hankering to protect the lives of people inferior to themselves….If any weapons or threats launched against the public, I am quite sure that an alert will be sent to the U.N. and that would prompt them to quickly draft a resolution of condemnation which would provide politicians with updated mailing and e-mail addresses for contributions. Still, as an old fart, I can certainly say that a good portion of society are not on that journey that ended as it did for John the Savage in Brave New World. Just be on the lookout for any of those yodeling Norwegian Rotarians who have memorized the secret Sesame Street memo that transitioned guilt into shame for what American Imperialism has done.

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Thanks. Sometimes I spend so much time looking at the walls of the tunnel that I forget to look at the light at the end of it.

 

 

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Red Walrus didn't quite finish the scene when he wrote:
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Do not open mystery item during dinner hour!

        Mystery item No. 1

 

 

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We are all Muslim and we are all socialists...

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Comrade Stierlitz wrote:
trashmouth wrote:Well Comrade Pamalinsky, Comrade Stierlitz,I will admit that we certainly won’t be able to destroy every book in existence nor prevent the erosion of your esophagus from all the vomit discharged while witnessing all the news and current events. Remember, there will always be a parade of half wits championing the hopeless causes of our societal throwaways ( hopefully some will be done so in the safe confines of a federal penitentiary). Although, twenty bucks and a pineapple will surely go a long way for a politician hankering to protect the lives of people inferior to themselves….If any weapons or threats launched against the public, I am quite sure that an alert will be sent to the U.N. and that would prompt them to quickly draft a resolution of condemnation which would provide politicians with updated mailing and e-mail addresses for contributions. Still, as an old fart, I can certainly say that a good portion of society are not on that journey that ended as it did for John the Savage in Brave New World. Just be on the lookout for any of those yodeling Norwegian Rotarians who have memorized the secret Sesame Street memo that transitioned guilt into shame for what American Imperialism has done.

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Thanks. Sometimes I spend so much time looking at the walls of the tunnel that I forget to look at the light at the end of it.
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Image So do I, Comrade Stierlitz,

The wonderful thing about The Cube is that it provides, through it’s Comrades, like you, points of light that enable me to see my way through that tunnel more clearly. I cherish this.

Since you mention your recognition of the light at the end, I would like recommend another book I just read. It’s called “Heaven is Beautiful.”

It’s about a guy who died on a cliff and experienced something wonderful and lived to tell about it. It's a page-turner.

He describes an experience I had, although mine was not a death or near-death experience. Since reading this, I have noticed many others writing books about this. Some of my Comrades shared their experiences on the Cube topic: “Is There Really a God?” They shared it, for the most part, in personal messages.

PM me, if you wish.

BTW, don't you just love trashmouth? I think he is awesome! He kicks some serious old fart ass!

 

 


 


 

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And speaking of Borg...

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The original signs weren't very different.

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Pamalinsky wrote:
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trashmouth wrote:Well Comrade Pamalinsky, Comrade Stierlitz,I will admit that we certainly won’t be able to destroy every book in existence nor prevent the erosion of your esophagus from all the vomit discharged while witnessing all the news and current events. Remember, there will always be a parade of half wits championing the hopeless causes of our societal throwaways ( hopefully some will be done so in the safe confines of a federal penitentiary). Although, twenty bucks and a pineapple will surely go a long way for a politician hankering to protect the lives of people inferior to themselves….If any weapons or threats launched against the public, I am quite sure that an alert will be sent to the U.N. and that would prompt them to quickly draft a resolution of condemnation which would provide politicians with updated mailing and e-mail addresses for contributions. Still, as an old fart, I can certainly say that a good portion of society are not on that journey that ended as it did for John the Savage in Brave New World. Just be on the lookout for any of those yodeling Norwegian Rotarians who have memorized the secret Sesame Street memo that transitioned guilt into shame for what American Imperialism has done.

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Image So do I, Comrade Stierlitz,

The wonderful thing about The Cube is that it provides, through it’s Comrades, like you, points of light that enable me to see my way through that tunnel more clearly. I cherish this.

Since you mention your recognition of the light at the end, I would like recommend another book I just read. It’s called “Heaven is Beautiful.”

It’s about a guy who died on a cliff and experienced something wonderful and lived to tell about it. It's a page-turner.

He describes an experience I had, although mine was not a death or near-death experience. Since reading this, I have noticed many others writing books about this. Some of my Comrades shared their experiences on the Cube topic: “Is There Really a God?” They shared it, for the most part, in personal messages.

PM me, if you wish.

BTW, don't you just love trashmouth? I think he is awesome! He kicks some serious old fart ass!

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Damn you Pammy. Damn you for making me add another book to my ever-growing list of books to shell out the Genuine American Pesos for. My bookshelves are already full as they are, I'm putting them on top of the books already shelved and in the nightstand now, and since they're cheap particleboard pieces of shit, the middles sag by at least 3/4 of an inch. It's a wonder the shelves haven't slipped off the pegs in the sides and caused a huge mess. To give you an idea of how interesting this book is, I don't even believe in an afterlife, I just like good stories. War stories, stories of the great inventors and philosophers, stories of murders and crimes, even drunk stories about stealing telephone poles. And a guy falling off a cliff whilst climbing on top of a snowcap is a DAMN good story in my book.

And I'll have to PM you with my weird beliefs, seeing as there was a sort of roundtable going on and I was never clued in. Even on the internet I can't seem to get away from my quiet, don't speak unless I'm spoken to nature. Some call their beliefs "unique" or even "special", but I call them weird and I'm proud of it. And come to think of it, I've been weird and proud all my life.

As for trashmouth, I've had a peep at his post history, and not to be disrespectful or of ill-intent, but BOY CAN THAT GUY SPIT SOME HOT SHIT!

 

 

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Dear Trashmouth,

Although I think you know this already, I used the term "old fart" in my last post because you used it to describe yourself. I happen to have a fondness for old farts, actually.

Especially you. ; • )

BTW, not having read Brave New World (I know, that's unforgivable) I went immediately to Cliffs Notes to peruse the book. (I'm very impatient sometimes)

Holy Moly, what he wrote about way back then is happening now!

 

 

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Michael Moore's sign would've been so appreciated in Paris last year - Charlie Hebdo, Kosher Bakery, concert shooting...

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