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Islam's Struggle Against Cartoon Terrorism

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Western terror labs have finally produced a weapon so horrific that it has shaken Islamic world to the core, making over a billion people from Morocco to Indonesia fear for the survival of their freedoms, morals, beliefs, cultures, governments, and the very life itself.

The new weapon of terror, the so-called "Cartoon," is capable of delivering an equivalent of one million Hiroshima bombs, resulting in a horrendous mass destruction like none seen on Earth before.

Ahmed Jihad of the Qatar-funded charity Make Bombs, Not Cartoons sadly stated that "This is the end of a tenuous peace between Muslims and Infidels, with only the occasional beheading, open market suicide bomb, or fiery suicide plane mission."

ImageHoward Dean and John Kerry launch investigation to determine the extent to which Bush knew about the cartoons prior to their publication.
 

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"I see no way to combat this horrific infidel weapon other than by balanced, fair, and rational hostage-taking, bomb-throwing, and embassy-burning, based on strict Islamic law and mutual understanding of our common goal, which is the Islamization of Earth," Mr. Jihad added. "These methods have proven efficient in dealing with the West in the past."

ImagePeople for the Unethical Treatment of Infidels: Stop cartoon proliferation before it destroys this wonderful green planet of ours!
 

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Qatar, Yemen, Saudi Arabia, and Iran have been clandestinely working on the "Mother of All Erasers," in an attempt to control the budding menace of cartoon proliferation.

"You can kill one infidel with a sword, but if he has already published a Mohammed cartoon, the cat is out of the fire, so to speak. With our new eraser technology, we may stand a chance at eliminating the cartoons before the damage is done," said Rabid Habibi, a member of People for the Unethical Treatment of Infidels.

French, German, and U.K. politicians have already promised to deliver any wayward cartoonists to the proper authorities for beheading.

Said English foreign secretary Jack Straw, "We stand with our Islamist brethren on the precipice of an escalation from the current calm discourse to a world in which cartoons are free to offend willy-nilly, resulting in the need for retaliation against infidels on a broad scale. We in the West understand this, and will do our part to maintain the peace."

In the U.S., Howard Dean and John Kerry plan to hold special hearings on the matter, and are proposing a bill criminalizing the depiction of all Islamic religious figures.

A probe is underway to determine the extent to which the Bush Administration knew about these cartoons prior to their publication.

 

 

Spiro Agnew
Is that Howard Dean in the lower-left picture?

 

 


 

Unbeliever
KORAN ON CHRISTIANITY (Shakir translation)

[9.29] Fight those who do not believe in Allah, nor in the latter day, nor do they prohibit what Allah and His Apostle have prohibited, nor follow the religion of truth, out of those who have been given the Book, until they pay the tax in acknowledgment of superiority and they are in a state of subjection.
[9.30] And the Jews say: Uzair is the son of Allah; and the Christians say: The Messiah is the son of Allah; these are the words of their mouths; they imitate the saying of those who disbelieved before; may Allah destroy them; how they are turned away!

FOLLOWED BY ISLAM'S VIEW OF FREE SPEECH:

[9.32] They desire to put out the light of Allah with their mouths, and Allah will not consent save to perfect His light, though the unbelievers are averse.

 

 

Comrade B. Richardson
Comrades!

I second the calls of Comrades J.F. "Che" Kerry and J."Yeeeeeeehaaaaa" Dean for an immedate investigation and add that there is no doubt that the cabal of White American Rightwingers, NeoCons and Bush the administration (secretly lead by K. "Evil" Rove) have perpetrated this most horrible of crimes!

Peoples Elected State Progressive Main Representative and Dhimmicrat National socialists Committee member - protecting rights of all international revolutionary extremists

 

 

Ivan Josefovich
While religion is, an opiate of the masses, it is highly useful to destroy Christianity first, Islam will be destroyed at a later date. Please follow the smoke signals (not yet able to be deciphered by Bush the Deceiver and his NSA capitalist cronies) and meet at designated location for exchange of necessary erasers and industrial strength white-out. Muhammed must be keep his reputation preserved as the kind, sweet prophet (may his hairy back be braided) who he is, the lovely tap dancer, the broadway-music fan, the sequin-gowned Barbra Streisand superfan. Do not let the infidels degrade him as some kind of a hate-mongerer. The truth is, he loves Jewish and Christian infidels - after they are converted and/or beheaded.

 

 

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The RPE (Rocket Propelled Eraser): What a marvelous invention! Now, we must deploy it against the bourgeois lies found in traditionalist interpretations of history. We must wipe clean the pages of filth written by capitalist historians and reinscribe them with the People's Truth.

 

 

Dhimme Some of That
Foreign Secretary Jack Straw sez:

If people looked at these cartoons and were to replace the images of the Holy Prophet with images of Jesus Christ or the Virgin Mary, they can see that, even in our culture, if they were directed at the Judeo-Christian traditions, there would be similar outrage.

Indeed!

 

 

FilthySonOfADane
This is my kind of humor... Loving this site. I want to marry it and have it's child.
Ohh.. and offend some more muslims. Thanks for supporting my small nation (I hope that's what you're doing). Otherwise I hate this site, and will marry it's child... But for now i'll love it. And hate muslims and embassys on fire and consulates on fire and beheadings and loose violent monkeys being/causing/doing all the above.

Love you

From Denmark sign the petition, free the world.

https://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl ... ?danmark&1

 

 

User avatar
That's one threatening looking psychopathic cartoonist. Although, my teachers think of me the same way....

 

 

Liberal-ace
I am in favor of P.U.T.I. We must prevent the corporate Lil Eichmann's from shoplifting the P.U.T.I with their intolerante cartoons

Che Baabaabooie

 

 

Hurray for Iran!!!!
In a turn of events, a prominent Iranian newspaper will hold contest to for the funniest cartoon making fun of the Holocaust. This is an attempt to see if Western views of free expression goes both ways. You see if the state owned all the media the only cartoons allowed are ones of the great Generalisimo El Kabong defeating capitalist greed. Please see link....

Che Baabaabooie

 

 

Disenfranchised Democrat
Here are some previous works of tolerance by our friends in the Middle East:

https://www.intelligence.org.il/eng/bu/ ... a_1_04.htm

I really am in favor of a free Palestine, but not if this continues. Not if the cost is the annihilation of a people.  With Hizbollah and Hamas winning elections, I am not sure if this can happen in the near future.

Tony

 

 

Anonymous
FogHorn Leghorn was a blasphemous depiction of Mohammed

 

 

Thomas Paine
Dear Disenfranchised Democrat,

I really am in favor of a free Palestine,

Is an oxymoronic statement, no such thing exists in an Islamofascist state. It's like saying "I really am in favor of free slavery and religious genocide."

Not if the cost is the annihilation of a people.  With Hizbollah and Hamas winning elections, I am not sure if this can happen in the near future.

You speak with forked tongue. If you are talking about Israel, annihilation is exactly what will happen with Hamas and Hizbollah winning elections and Iran gets the bomb. If you are talking about Palestine being annihilated, concessions were made, land was appropriated, settlers uprooted and the Israelis bent over backwards to appease this fledgling state. Hardly the behavior of a nation bent on annihilating another nation.

but not if this continues.
Oh, but it will, until the rest of the world follows The USA, Israel, Great Britain and now Denmark's lead and get some spine. Islamofascism is a disease that must be eradicated, just like polio or the plague.
Thanks to a few silly cartoons, the world is staring to come out of its slumber and see the real menace.

Trying Souls,
Tom

 

 

PittsburghProletarian
Hey Tony!


 Got Spine?
(Stand up to Islamofascism)

PP

 

 

Red Bubba
Dhimme Some of That wrote:Foreign Secretary Jack Straw sez:

If people looked at these cartoons and were to replace the images of the Holy Prophet with images of Jesus Christ or the Virgin Mary, they can see that, even in our culture, if they were directed at the Judeo-Christian traditions, there would be similar outrage.

Indeed!

Very funny. "Similar outrage" as in letters to the editor or peaceful picketing? Get a grip.

 

 

Haagar the Danish
YES! We will prevail! World War 3 will be fought by cartoons! We will dominate the world. Future newspapers of the proletariat will feature pages and pages of real, cartoonish propaganda and a single "unfunny page" of dull who/what/when/where.

 

 

Disenchanted Democrat
Thomas Paine wrote:Dear Disenfranchised Democrat,

I really am in favor of a free Palestine,

Is an oxymoronic statement, no such thing exists in an Islamofascist state. It's like saying "I really am in favor of free slavery and religious genocide."

Not if the cost is the annihilation of a people.  With Hizbollah and Hamas winning elections, I am not sure if this can happen in the near future.

You speak with forked tongue. If you are talking about Israel, annihilation is exactly what will happen with Hamas and Hizbollah winning elections and Iran gets the bomb. If you are talking about Palestine being annihilated, concessions were made, land was appropriated, settlers uprooted and the Israelis bent over backwards to appease this fledgling state. Hardly the behavior of a nation bent on annihilating another nation.

but not if this continues.
Oh, but it will, until the rest of the world follows The USA, Israel, Great Britain and now Denmark's lead and get some spine. Islamofascism is a disease that must be eradicated, just like polio or the plague.
Thanks to a few silly cartoons, the world is staring to come out of its slumber and see the real menace.

Trying Souls,
Tom

Its called being realistic. There will not be peace in the Middle East until Arabic militants drop their weapons. One of their hot button issues is Palestine, and if you take away one of their issues their case will not be as easily accepted. Believe it or not Paletistinians do have a right to their land as well. As a people they have lived in the area for over 2000 years.  Palestinians have been among the more "secular" Arabic people. Only ignorant people lump people from the same region together. Palestinians are clearly different in the eyes of their so called Arab brethren. They are looked down upon in Jordan and Lebanon. Hell, it even seeped over to sports. They have been turned over to extremism because their economy is down the tube as with their education system(due to lack of funding). The blame is shared by the Palestinian Authority and Israel. If you improve their living conditions, they will be less likely to turn to a nihilistic approach. I said with Hamas and Hizbollah in power the annhilation of Israel will be their goal. There have been concessions, but they are similar to what the US gave to the Native Americans, bits and pieces of desolate land. So, no, Israel did not bend over backwards for Palestine. Does that mean I believe all Israelis should get up and walk into the sea? No, I believe they have the right of self determination as well.

The goal is to fan the flames of extremism. The best way is to promote secularism in the Middle East. And do we do that? The old definition of liberalism is the answer. Promote industry outside of oil in the region. Greater economic growth will help Middle Eastern society in general. It is far more efficient than the U.S. and Euro nations simply giving hand outs to corrupt regimes.

Tony

 

 

Ivan Josefovich
Its called being realistic. There will not be peace in the Middle East until Arabic militants drop their weapons. One of their hot button issues is Palestine, and if you take away one of their issues their case will not be as easily accepted. Believe it or not Paletistinians do have a right to their land as well. As a people they have lived in the area for over 2000 years.  Palestinians have been among the more "secular" Arabic people. Only ignorant people lump people from the same region together. Palestinians are clearly different in the eyes of their so called Arab brethren. They are looked down upon in Jordan and Lebanon. Hell, it even seeped over to sports. They have been turned over to extremism because their economy is down the tube as with their education system(due to lack of funding). The blame is shared by the Palestinian Authority and Israel. If you improve their living conditions, they will be less likely to turn to a nihilistic approach. I said with Hamas and Hizbollah in power the annhilation of Israel will be their goal. There have been concessions, but they are similar to what the US gave to the Native Americans, bits and pieces of desolate land. So, no, Israel did not bend over backwards for Palestine. Does that mean I believe all Israelis should get up and walk into the sea? No, I believe they have the right of self determination as well.

The goal is to fan the flames of extremism. The best way is to promote secularism in the Middle East. And do we do that? The old definition of liberalism is the answer. Promote industry outside of oil in the region. Greater economic growth will help Middle Eastern society in general. It is far more efficient than the U.S. and Euro nations simply giving hand outs to corrupt regimes.

Tony

Tony, Tony, Tony (may I please call you Tony?)
Please see the following (don't believe me, because I am just a dirty, filthy Marxist pig) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palestine

I don't really think Wikipedia is a zionist entity (but one never knows), but even according to them, Palestine was only invented in 1916 by the British. Nobody ever called himself a Palestinian until around the 1960s or 1970s. True, the other Arabs have regarded the 'Palestinians' as the red-haired stepchildren of the middle east... they have been kicked out of nearly every country in the middle east. They are, however, a reliable source of propaganda to dictators throughout the region. Strange, though, they never have done anything to help them. And Yassir Arafat, the Nobel prize winner, made off with as much as he could of the internation handouts. His children have attended fancy boarding schools in lovely places like Switzerland, he is believed to have multiple Swiss bank accounts worth $Billions! This is all while he forced his people to live in refugee camps and not occupy the modern apartments that were built by the Israelis (they couldn't be considered homeless wanderers if they had homes). Could somebody please tag me... I am getting breathless.....

 

 

ok,
I have read the Palestinian history from front page to back. I know about the Balfour Decleration. I know about the British White papers of 1938 and 1939 "MacDonald White Papers" (which tried to repeal the Balfour Agreement) that essentially would have given the rule of Palestine to the Palestinians. If you notice, the region was named Syria Palaestina during Roman times. I realize it is a Roman name not an ancient Semetic name, but Israel seemed to disappear after the defeart at Masada. That is where the name Palestine came from. So the name Palestine is older than the 100 years. It is true that the Zionist population bought the land from absentee Ottoman land owners. It still doesn't take away the fact that people already lived on the land.
I am well aware of the hypocracy of Arafat and the PA. It is not rumor about his accounts in Credit Suisse. It is fact. The fact that Arafat, Hizbollah, PA, and Hamas are a pack of pricks that doesn't make the rest of the people worthless as well. My point is that if the road map to peace was followed through there will be less fodder for say Iran's psycho leader to feed on. The Palestinians are oppressed no matter what country they are in. I have mentioned that already. It is nearly impossible for a Palestinian to own property in Israel or anywhere else(not talking about Occupied Lands). They have rights but they are essentially second class citizens in Israel. At the same time, they would rather live in Israel than in Palestine. The PA is incredibly corrupt as was stated above. By going into Iraq, we were are trying to bring democracy there. Why shouldn't we consider it in the Holy Lands?

On a weird side note, Arafact apparently really believed in the Bible Code. He was scared to death of the fact he was linked to the end of the world. Oh yeah, according to the Bible Code the world ends this year.

Tony aka Che Baabaabooie

 

 

PittsburghProletarian
Its called being realistic. There will not be peace in the Middle East until Arabic militants drop their weapons.

Tony, I agree whole heartedly, especially if they drop them French style.

They have been turned over to extremism because their economy is down the tube as with their education system(due to lack of funding).

Spoken like a true Democrat! I suggest that if you are worried about the lack of funding, write a check to the PA, Hamas, or Hizbollah, earmark it for "educational purposes only" and then play a rousing game of "Follow the Money"! Don't be surprised if it ends up in Switzerland or exchanged for explosives to be tied to a child suicide bomber. (Ask yourself what kind of culture does that?) And while you're at it, write a check for those poor, starving North Koreans, make it in care of Kim Il Jong.

bits and pieces of desolate land.
The whole Middle East with the exception of Jordan can be described as that, except in Israel, where a desert has been turned into an oasis, with the use of technology, desalinization plants, and irrigation systems. Too bad the PA can't use any of Arafat's billions to do the same......but hey, keep writing those checks!

PP

 

 

infadelhi
its a shame we cant resurrect Walt Disney himself .i see Al Jhazeera is is not under the spotlight at the moment ???

 

 

Disenfranchised Democrat
PittsburghProletarian wrote:
Its called being realistic. There will not be peace in the Middle East until Arabic militants drop their weapons.

Tony, I agree whole heartedly, especially if they drop them French style.

They have been turned over to extremism because their economy is down the tube as with their education system(due to lack of funding).

Spoken like a true Democrat! I suggest that if you are worried about the lack of funding, write a check to the PA, Hamas, or Hizbollah, earmark it for "educational purposes only" and then play a rousing game of "Follow the Money"! Don't be surprised if it ends up in Switzerland or exchanged for explosives to be tied to a child suicide bomber. (Ask yourself what kind of culture does that?) And while you're at it, write a check for those poor, starving North Koreans, make it in care of Kim Il Jong.

bits and pieces of desolate land.
The whole Middle East with the exception of Jordan can be described as that, except in Israel, where a desert has been turned into an oasis, with the use of technology, desalinization plants, and irrigation systems. Too bad the PA can't use any of Arafat's billions to do the same......but hey, keep writing those checks!

PP

It is fact that they the Palestinians are becoming desperate because of unemployment. If you actually read my post instead of blindly attacking it, you would have seen that I pointed out that Hizbollah and Hamas take advantage of poverty. The PA is corrupt. The only real way to solve the problem is to support the economy there. It means encouraging business to work there. Of course not through government, but through corporations. Capitalism was one the chief reasons why the Soviet Union collapsed. That is unless you believe in one of two things: we should just kill them all or we should let them fester even more and build a movement more insane or destructive than the Nazi's ever were. If you believe the former, then you are as childish as many liberals are. If you believe the latter, then God help us all.

 

 

Fight back!
Cartoonist brothers,

We members of the "Strong Unified Independent Cartoonist International Defense Entity"  are forming a phalanx of angry militant cartoonists to storm Mecca.  If you want to join our group ("SUICIDE" for short) we meet at "Cafe Vivaldi" on Tuesdays, and "Cafe Lalo" one Thursday a month.  You will need a passport to join our protest group. Dues do not include food or drink.  Portfolio of cartoons required for viewing on interview.

 

 

Progressive Messiah
Disenfranchised Democrat wrote:
PittsburghProletarian wrote:
Its called being realistic. There will not be peace in the Middle East until Arabic militants drop their weapons.

Tony, I agree whole heartedly, especially if they drop them French style.

They have been turned over to extremism because their economy is down the tube as with their education system(due to lack of funding).

Spoken like a true Democrat! I suggest that if you are worried about the lack of funding, write a check to the PA, Hamas, or Hizbollah, earmark it for "educational purposes only" and then play a rousing game of "Follow the Money"! Don't be surprised if it ends up in Switzerland or exchanged for explosives to be tied to a child suicide bomber. (Ask yourself what kind of culture does that?) And while you're at it, write a check for those poor, starving North Koreans, make it in care of Kim Il Jong.

bits and pieces of desolate land.
The whole Middle East with the exception of Jordan can be described as that, except in Israel, where a desert has been turned into an oasis, with the use of technology, desalinization plants, and irrigation systems. Too bad the PA can't use any of Arafat's billions to do the same......but hey, keep writing those checks!

PP

It is fact that they the Palestinians are becoming desperate because of unemployment. If you actually read my post instead of blindly attacking it, you would have seen that I pointed out that Hizbollah and Hamas take advantage of poverty. The PA is corrupt. The only real way to solve the problem is to support the economy there. It means encouraging business to work there. Of course not through government, but through corporations. Capitalism was one the chief reasons why the Soviet Union collapsed. That is unless you believe in one of two things: we should just kill them all or we should let them fester even more and build a movement more insane or destructive than the Nazi's ever were. If you believe the former, then you are as childish as many liberals are. If you believe the latter, then God help us all.

Ignore the Corporate Eichmann:

We must prevent Capitalism from seeping into the Middle East. We must show the poor the only way is through violent revolution. This way we can force equality for everyone. Maybe now, the world will see how evil Amerikkka is. The Middle East will join forces with the most noble leader Hugo Chavez and other great South American dictators.

Generalisimo El Kabong

 

 

PittsburghProletarian
[html]Disenfranchised Democrat wrote

It is fact that they the Palestinians are becoming desperate because of unemployment. If you actually read my post instead of blindly attacking it, you would have seen that I pointed out that Hizbollah and Hamas take advantage of poverty. The PA is corrupt. The only real way to solve the problem is to support the economy there. It means encouraging business to work there. Of course not through government, but through corporations. Capitalism was one the chief reasons why the Soviet Union collapsed. That is unless you believe in one of two things: we should just kill them all or we should let them fester even more and build a movement more insane or destructive than the Nazi's ever were. If you believe the former, then you are as childish as many liberals are. If you believe the latter, then God help us all.

I'm sorry if you think I'm blindly attacking you, but I'm not. All your ideas make sense to a logical and rational mind. That's where you get blindsided. You think that given the opportunity, these Palestinians will put down their weapons and go work for some globalist western corporation. It will never happen simply because their Imams and Mullahs will not let them. What you are suggesting are the very things these people want to destroy, Western Civilization itself. What part of that don't you understand? More insane or destructive than the Nazi's? Tony, this intifada was the illegitimate bastard son born of the Third Reich in the late 1930's and 40's. Do you know who the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem and Khairallah Talfah were? Do you know the origins of the Palestinian flag and the Ba'ath Party? These things need to be known, my friend. Once known, you'll know what and who we are really dealing with. Kill them all? Hardly, but cut off the serpent's multiple heads and the snake will die.

Please read:

http://www.palestinefacts.org/pf_mandat ... _mufti.php
<br>http://www.jerusalem-archives.org/period3/3-25.html

Then get Winston Churchill's "The Gathering Storm" and make present day comparisons, then read his "The Grand Alliance" chapter 14.

We're from the Cube and we're here to help!

PP[/html]

 

 

Disenfranchised Democrat
PittsburghProletarian wrote:Disenfranchised Democrat wrote

It is fact that they the Palestinians are becoming desperate because of unemployment. If you actually read my post instead of blindly attacking it, you would have seen that I pointed out that Hizbollah and Hamas take advantage of poverty. The PA is corrupt. The only real way to solve the problem is to support the economy there. It means encouraging business to work there. Of course not through government, but through corporations. Capitalism was one the chief reasons why the Soviet Union collapsed. That is unless you believe in one of two things: we should just kill them all or we should let them fester even more and build a movement more insane or destructive than the Nazi's ever were. If you believe the former, then you are as childish as many liberals are. If you believe the latter, then God help us all.

I'm sorry if you think I'm blindly attacking you, but I'm not. All your ideas make sense to a logical and rational mind. That's where you get blindsided. You think that given the opportunity, these Palestinians will put down their weapons and go work for some globalist western corporation. It will never happen simply because their Imams and Mullahs will not let them. What you are suggesting are the very things these people want to destroy, Western Civilization itself. What part of that don't you understand? More insane or destructive than the Nazi's? Tony, this intifada was the illegitimate bastard son born of the Third Reich in the late 1930's and 40's. Do you know who the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem and Khairallah Talfah were? Do you know the origins of the Palestinian flag and the Ba'ath Party? These things need to be known, my friend. Once known, you'll know what and who we are really dealing with. Kill them all? Hardly, but cut off the the multi-headed heads of the serpant and the snake will die.

Please read:

https://www.palestinefacts.org/pf_manda ... _mufti.php

https://www.jerusalem-archives.org/period3/3-25.html

Then get Winston Churchill's "The Gathering Storm" and make present day comparisons, then read his "The Grand Alliance" chapter 14.

We're from the Cube and we're here to help!

PP

Try telling me something I don't know something I don't already know. I know origins of the Muslim Brotherhood and such organizations. I know that Arab notables sent their sons to train and fight with the Nazis on the Eastern front against the Soviets. Of course what you may not know that even Zionists supported the Nazis. Lets take a step back on second. I just said Zionists aka Jews who supported the Nazis to promote their cause.

https://www.jewsagainstzionism.com/anti ... .cfm#_ftn3

https://www.jewsnotzionists.org/minhametzardomb.htm

It can become worse than the Nazi Europe. The Islamofacists take advantage of poverty. By preventing commerce in Palestine, it is preventing people from making a living. It reduces the amount taken in as taxes that can go to schools. This creates ignorance among the Palestinian children. These are the seeds to facism.

As for how messed up the Islamofacists are, I can tell you how messed up. They tortured and killed the relatives of my friend from Iran. His family are Ba'hai. So they didn't really fit in the Ayatollah(not of Rock n' Rolla) plans for Iran. Who was left had to flee from Iran.
You say take the current leaders from power. You have to realize the Palestinians are among the more secular of the Middle Eastern people. They are not just Muslims. They are Christians as well. They would be more receptive to MNC's than say Iran or Syria. If Palestine experience's prosperity, then there is one less bullet in the Islamofacist gun. But if allow poverty to increase there, Hamas can only grow more powerful. Just like how the Nazi's gained support. Of course we can allow that to happen, so you can feel justified. In the same vein, many liberals celebrate the deaths of American soldiers in Iraq because it proves they are right.  

Tony

 

 

PittsburghProletarian
Tony,

How can you "promote" commerce in "Palestine" with Hamas and Hizbollah pulling the strings? You can't and you know it. It's like promoting capitalism in Cuba. Until they are removed from power this cannot and never will happen.(They were freely elected in a fair vote, ask Jimmy Carter and what does that tell you?) Your Jews against Zionism is a "red herring". It's just like saying there were Native American scouts who helped lead the cavalry to encampments or mentioning the slaves who fought for the Confederacy. No kidding there is Christians in "Palestine". Tell me, what happened to all the Christians who were the majority and made up most of the government in Lebanon before 1975? Beirut was a beautiful city and they had a very, as you would say, "secular" society. Look at it now, go ahead Tony, blame America and Israel, I'm sure you'll find some fault of ours that created that catastrophe, it certainly couldn't have been the nice Arabs. Should we collaborate with the new "Palestinian Authority"? I thought we both agreed they're fascists and what happens when you collaborate with fascists?

Now I'm going to call you to the carpet Tony. Justify this quote of yours:
In the same vein, many liberals celebrate the deaths of American soldiers in Iraq because it proves they are right.

Really? Is this what you believe? It proves they are right? You really can't get any more anti-American than that statement. As an American and a veteran I feel sorry for you.  Shame.

PP

 

 

PittsburghProletarian wrote:Tony,

How can you "promote" commerce in "Palestine" with Hamas and Hizbollah pulling the strings? You can't and you know it. It's like promoting capitalism in Cuba. Until they are removed from power this cannot and never will happen.(They were freely elected in a fair vote, ask Jimmy Carter and what does that tell you?) Your Jews against Zionism is a "red herring". It's just like saying there were Native American scouts who helped lead the cavalry to encampments or mentioning the slaves who fought for the Confederacy. No kidding there is Christians in "Palestine". Tell me, what happened to all the Christians who were the majority and made up most of the government in Lebanon before 1975? Beirut was a beautiful city and they had a very, as you would say, "secular" society. Look at it now, go ahead Tony, blame America and Israel, I'm sure you'll find some fault of ours that created that catastrophe, it certainly couldn't have been the nice Arabs. Should we collaborate with the new "Palestinian Authority"? I thought we both agreed they're fascists and what happens when you collaborate with fascists?

Now I'm going to call you to the carpet Tony. Justify this quote of yours:
In the same vein, many liberals celebrate the deaths of American soldiers in Iraq because it proves they are right.

Really? Is this what you believe? It proves they are right? You really can't get any more anti-American than that statement. As an American and a veteran I feel sorry for you. Shame.

PP

You fail to see my point. I blame "both" Israel and Palestine. Of course in your eyes Israel is infallible. This contrary to the majority of Israelis believe Palestinians do deserve their own state. Just because it doesn't fit your personal idealogy doesn't mean it isn't true. Hamas is only gaining momentum because of the poverty in the region. You can promote commerce because Hamas doesn't control everything in the region, yet. Its funny because Israel used to support Muslim extremists. You are probabling thinking right now, "Thats fucking insane!!!." And you know what you are right, because Israel wanted to create problems for the more secular PLO. Education-wise the Palestinians were among the most educated of any nation in the Middle East. But when economic resources dwindle the ability to educate children disappears. That is where fundamentalism replaces reason. I am thinking about a realistic long term solution. Assissinations and military removals only work for short term problems. If you take out on a leader in the Middle East, another one will step up to the plate. Didn't we believe things would get better after Ayatollah Khomeni died? Well, we are back to square one with Iran now. We took out Saddams. But in Iraq there is always the threat of a theocracy coming into power. We took out Saddam right? Things will get better? Right?

Now, it is interesting you bring up the Lebanese Civil War. The party that was in power then were the Phalanges. Gunmen rumored to be "Palestinians" killed four Phalangists in failed attempt to take out leader Pierre Jumayyil's life. The Phalangists retaliated by attacking a bus carrying Palestinians and killing twenty-six of them. The fighting escalated from there. The general structure of the Lebanese government was flawed. The Maronites, a Catholic sect, were given charge of Mount Lebanon in spite of the fact they are about half of the population. The French also added to the province heavily populated Sunni and Shiite regions. Independence was granted but the presidency and permanent parliment majority was granted to the Maronites.
In the 60s, the pro Christian government was coming under fire by Muslim and secular groups. They wanted a new census taken(last one down was in 1932), because they wanted a government that reflected the actual population. The Maronites viewed this as an Christian vs. Muslim threat. It was more complex than that. Needless to say the two sides didn't see eye to eye. Both side formed militias. Members from the Lebanese army left to become members of the various militias. The government had very little muscle left. To summarize: Lebanon was not very secular before the Civil War. In fact many of the Shiite and Sunni militia factions resented the Palestinian refugees' secular beliefs.

Now about the quote which you have that pointed out.

Now I'm going to call you to the carpet Tony. Justify this quote of yours:

In the same vein, many liberals celebrate the deaths of American soldiers in Iraq because it proves they are right.

If you have ever been to such sites as Democratic Underground and the Tribe.net, you no doubt encountered many people who have said that people who are in the army and support Bush should die in Iraq because of their beliefs. You see truth is based on your perspective. From the perspective of a lot of liberals, every death proves their point that the war was wrong. Mind you it is from their perspective.

As for you, the assertion that not agreeing with the war in Iraq is anti-American. That is false. Americans, Israelis, and other democratic nations have the freedom to disagree with the government. This is what separates us from Venezuala, Nazi Germany, Iran, Cuba, Soviet Union and many other totalitarian regimes. Calling someone unAmerican because of their different views is like certain Senators calling Bush a Nazi. It is childish and absurdist.

Tony

 

 

JohnJ
Just to throw some more fuel on the fire, what about Trans-Jordan Palestine?

 

 

PittsburghProletarian
As for you, the assertion that not agreeing with the war in Iraq is anti-American.
Wrong again, my friend. Either you have a poor understanding of the English langauage or you take everything out of context. Celebrating the deaths of American soliders and disagreeing with war policy are two different things. You should have thrown in this disclaimer the first time when in your next post which you state:

Mind you it is from their perspective.

Well it certainly seemed from your previous post that it was your perspective also.
I said it once and I'll say it again, to celebrate the deaths of American servicemen and women is un-American as you can possibly get and there is no way to weasel word your way around it.
Either you misspoke and I'll grant you that or you need another website to troll.
Which is it?

A pissed off vet, son of a vet, grandson of a vet, great-grandson of a vet, great-great-grandson of a vet all the way back to the American Revolution,

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Disenfranchised Democrat
I admit I made an error in writing that quote.  But like I said before, there are liberals that practically celebrate the US's failure in Iraq. Just like many conservatives celebrate anytime something bad happens overseas because of Muslim extremists. That is the point of the quote. I have heard too many so called conservatives play the "kill them all" card. But I have heard many "liberals" play the "kill us all" card. I am not saying all of them do so, but many of them feed on those numbers because it justifies their views.

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PittsburghProletarian
Apology accepted.
We certainly could have played the 'Kill them all" card in Iraq.
We didn't
And we aren't the ones going around blowing up innocent bystanders with IED's.
When a conservative spouts the "kill them all" quote, usually it's a grumpy old vet like myself who doesn't mean it.
Liberals truly believe their screwed up rhetoric.
I want peace, I want a stable Iraq and I'm doing what other conservatives should and are doing, investing in the dinar.
Money talks, bullshit walks.

Here's one site you can go to and there are many others:

https://www.betoniraq.com

PP

 

 

Disenfranchised Democrat
PittsburghProletarian wrote:Apology accepted.
We certainly could have played the 'Kill them all" card in Iraq.
We didn't
And we aren't the ones going around blowing up innocent bystanders with IED's.
When a conservative spouts the "kill them all" quote, usually it's a grumpy old vet like myself who doesn't mean it.
Liberals truly believe their screwed up rhetoric.
I want peace, I want a stable Iraq and I'm doing what other conservatives should and are doing, investing in the dinar.
Money talks, bullshit walks.

Here's one site you can go to and there are many others:

https://www.betoniraq.com

PP

Thats really cool. My only issue is the exchange rate the site is offering. The current rate of exchange for the Iraqi Dinar is 1469.60 dinar per U.S. dollar. The best rate they have to offer is for purchase of 5 million dinar at $5145.00. That translates to 966.18 dinar per US dollar.

Tony

 

 

JohnJ
Aw! I was really hoping to get some opinions on Jordan's role in the Middle East. Why don't Palestinians blow up people in Jordan? They have far more of Palestine than Israel does!

 

 

PittsburghProletarian
Disenfranchised Democrat wrote

Thats really cool. My only issue is the exchange rate the site is offering. The current rate of exchange for the Iraqi Dinar is 1469.60 dinar per U.S. dollar. The best rate they have to offer is for purchase of 5 million dinar at $5145.00. That translates to 966.18 dinar per US dollar.

I'm making contacts to cut out the middle man. I'll let the Cube know, even stll, considering the fact that 3 dollars were equal to 1 dinar before the Gulf War, there is still a potential to make a hefty profit (gasp!) while helping Iraq. Did I say profit? Oh my Gawd I hear the jackboots coming, gotta run!

JohnJ....it's not about land, it's about killing as many Jews and Christians as they possibly can, dividing the spoils will come later after all the infidels are dead.

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JohnJ,

You do make a decent point. Jordan does have a large number of Palestinians living in Jordan, but on the surface they do have more rights in Jordan. It is only on the surface, because the Palestinian people are vastly under represented in Jordanian government. One good thing about Jordan is that King Abdullah is making headway towards privatization of many of Jordan's industries. They have actually been helping out in the rebuilding of Iraq.

 

 

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Infidels!

In the glorious struggle for the Prophet Mohammanbeans (Piss Be Upon Him) we have captured your capitalist pig Ronald McDonald. I demand that you immediately stop serving sausage McMuffins and McRib sandwiches (when they're offered for a limited time only) and serve only Islamo-kosher food! You all offend me (except useful liberals, for the time being)! No more Bacon, Egg and Cheese McMuffins either! And during Ramadan-a-ding-dong you must not serve ANYTHING between sunrise and sunset. Are you writing this down? You have 72 hours to come up with 72 virgins and comply with my reasonable demands or off with the infidel McDonald's head! Your virgins can be as young as six years old!

Ship the virgins UPS to:

634 Smelly Rat-Hole Cave.
C/O Al Qaeda
Dirtville, Afghanistan

Osama Durbin-Laden

 

 

The UPS Guy
Dear Mr. Durbin-Laden,

Your package of 72 virgins arrived as scheduled at 10:32 AM 2/21/06.
No persons were present for a signature at:

634 Smelly Rat-Hole Cave.
C/O Al Qaeda
Dirtville, Afghanistan

We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you.

Please call our 800 number and we will try and reschedule your shipment when you're available.

Thank you for your patience.

Have a nice day.

UPS

 

 

Osama Durbin-Laden
What is this? Uncircumcised virgins! They have a clitoris! Infidels! I must dial customer service! Where's that 800 number? I never should have signed that UPS package......oh well. live and learn. Damn, where's my cell phone? Ali....have you seen my cell? Shit!

 

 

Somewhere in New Delhi
Mr. Patel: Hello, Virgins-R-Us, Rajeev Patel speaking, how may I help you?

Osama: I have just received my shipment of 72 virgins from The Great Satan, Mickey Dees, and they are all defective.

Mr. Patel: May I ask how they are defective sir?

Osama: They all have a clitoris!

Mr. Patel: I see, may I have your order number?

Osama: 78623541

Mr. Patel: Is this Mr. Durbin-Laden at 634 Smelly Rat-Hole Cave.
C/O Al Qaeda
Dirtville, Afghanistan

Osama: Yes it is.

Mr. Patel: Mr. Durbin-Laden, your order form does not have the circumcised box checked, I'm afraid I cannot help you, circumcised virgins are a special order.

Osama: I have a special order, it is from the Prophet!

Mr. Patel: Please tell the Prophet to check the right box on his re-order. Would you like to re-order?

Osama: Yes, infidel pig!

Mr.Patel: That is another 800 number, would you like me to connect you?

Osama: ARRRRRRGGGGGGHHH ! Let me speak to your manager!

Mr. Patel: I'm sorry, he is away from his desk, would you like his voice mail?

Osama: ARRRRRGGGHHHH ! I declare Fatwah on you, Hindu infidel!

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A sample of the glorious revolutionary mindset of our Muslim comrades:

https://forums.almaghrib.org/showthread.php?t=15803

Read this thread - a denunciation of an American children's book by a Muslim woman living in the US - and advice from good samaritans about how better to ban this book, using CAIR or not - and deciding on a quieter approach, by writing to libraries. The thread starter then asks, "What's Library of Congress?" Fascinating. This is exactly the mentality that brought forth the glorious Great Purges of Stalin. Can't wait for it to happen in the US!

 

 

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I nominate this thread for "Gulag for Trolls".

The Tomb of the Forgotten Troll.....Tony
In the same vein, many liberals celebrate the deaths of American soldiers in Iraq because it proves they are right.  

Tony

 

 

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Laika the Space Dog wrote:I nominate this thread for "Gulag for Trolls".

The Tomb of the Forgotten Troll.....Tony
In the same vein, many liberals celebrate the deaths of American soldiers in Iraq because it proves they are right.

Tony

Oh yeah no tin foil here huh.......

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The answer to everything is contained in the missing letter of the acronym of the "People for the Unethical Treatment of Infidels"-

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17 more barrels to go....

 

 

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arkady_renkovich wrote:The answer to everything is contained in the missing letter of the acronym of the "People for the Unethical Treatment of Infidels"-

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17 more barrels to go....


As in Now.......

 

 

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Hurray for Iran!!!! wrote:In a turn of events, a prominent Iranian newspaper will hold contest to for the funniest cartoon making fun of the Holocaust. This is an attempt to see if Western views of free expression goes both ways. You see if the state owned all the media the only cartoons allowed are ones of the great Generalisimo El Kabong defeating capitalist greed. Please see link....

Che Baabaabooie
You must remember Comrade Yahoo is temporary only the Party is permanent.
Sorry, the page you requested was not found.
Is typical Error Page found on Bourgeois Yahoo site which has no understanding of archiving Party achievements.
Power to the troddendown and Pirates seizing French Yachts.

 

 

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An extra ration of vodka for Arkady Renkovich! He has found the key. But how does the Bush/Cheney cabal fit in? Obvious:

PUTINOTRUBILLAH

Did the infidels really think we wouldn't notice? Bah!

 

 

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[quote="FilthySonOfADane"]This is my kind of humor... Loving this site. I want to marry it and have it's child.
Ohh.. and offend some more muslims. Thanks for supporting my small nation (I hope that's what you're doing). Otherwise I hate this site, and will marry it's child... But for now i'll love it. And hate muslims and embassys on fire and consulates on fire and beheadings and loose violent monkeys being/causing/doing all the above.

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Site is only four years old. Is underage comrade. Work on big dowry and think party thoughts as your country succumbs to the offended Muslim influence. Remember your going to be happy whether you like it or not. Alternative is to lose head over matter. Sharia will be more than just word it will be Law. If your not busy you can drop by and vote in next Dummicrat Democracked Democrat election to chose Premier for party faith full. Election comes complete with loser, shovel, icy destination and possible internment. You can vote if you can breathe and make line Da?
Power to the troddendown and Million Plus dollar Soccer players that finally make one goal.

 

 

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Anonymous wrote:FogHorn Leghorn was a blasphemous depiction of Mohammed
I thought he looked like Mona Lisa. In drag.

Power to the troddendown and Air America Talking Heads that offend AHE.

 

 

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[html]Where do I start. This is one of the best threads in a long time! Really slick. I could joke about Stalinist erasure of political opponents, or about Hezbollah annihilating Jews by the bucketload or about Ronald McDonald finally getting his all beef patties finely roasted but here's daffy duck instead:
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LoneRedStar wrote:
arkady_renkovich wrote:The answer to everything is contained in the missing letter of the acronym of the "People for the Unethical Treatment of Infidels"-

P.U.T.I... ...N




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17 more barrels to go....


As in Now.......

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Doesn't he just scream "Peace"?

Putin - changing the world with great big strides!

 

 

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Two years later the exchage rate is 1000 dinars per dollar compared to the 1469.60.
If Tony the Troll was still around he'd blame it on a weak American dollar.

 

 

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What kind of Dog is the Clown dragging?

 

 

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Comrad Bubalasky wrote:What kind of Dog is the Clown dragging?
A strange upright dog with funny yellow, red and white markings and a tendency to wave instead of shake.

 

 

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AbecedariusRex wrote:
Comrad Bubalasky wrote:What kind of Dog is the Clown dragging?
A strange upright dog with funny yellow, red and white markings and a tendency to wave instead of shake.
"Mahmoud Ahmadinejad submits without a fight to his new master!"
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Comrad Bubalasky wrote:What kind of Dog is the Clown dragging?
That is an insult to all dogs...the clown is obviously dragging a dog turd.

Can someone photoshop my avatar onto McD's right hand? that would be kewl :)

 

 

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"Love is stronger than hate,"
or Some French Comrades Have Got Brass Balls


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The Daily What wrote:The offices of Paris-based satirical newspaper Charlie Hebdo were firebombed last week after it posted a caricature of the prophet Muhammad on the cover of an issue criticising the rise of Sharia law in the post-Arab Spring Middle East.

The weekly quickly rebounded with the help of local authorities, and its next issue is set to hit newsstands this Wednesday.

However, rather than tone down its firebomb-inducing irreverence in light of the recent attack, Charlie Hebdo has decided instead to double down by running a front-page cartoon depicting Muhammad making out with the publication’s editor, Charb, beneath the words “love is stronger than hate.”

To the employees of Charlie Hebdo: Now would be a good time to invest in bulletproof everything.

 

 

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Le French Kiss?
Pardon while I loose the beets.

 

 

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Bumping an old topic from 2006, when the original cartoon riots erupted. Oldie but truthie.

Notice how in 2011 I posted the Charlie cartoon. What a loss...

 

 

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Ah! Comrade Square bringing back something from the museum.

 

 


 

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I found a bigger one - I call it the Koran-Sutra.

Koran_Sutra.jpg

 

 


 

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Anonymous wrote:FogHorn Leghorn was a blasphemous depiction of Mohammed
Look here, son. Foghorn aint no loud-mouthed schnook. Who told you this son? Well what you got is a bum steer. Let me splain it to you. I say, I say, I say Boy this is the most per, per, preposterous tale I have ever heard. Ole foghorn aint no chicken.

 

 


 
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