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Is Hatethink the new Thoughtcrime?

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The science is settled, the consensus has been made, and 98% of Theoretical Progressive Cognitive Researchers agree that it is time for an update in terminology truth (a figure soon to reach 100%, as the remaining 2% are soon to be removed from their positions).

Scientists at the Progressive Institute for Societal Speech have concluded that using the term Hatethink in a variety of common interactions is more effective at weeding out counter-revolutionary ideas than previously approved words.

These new discoveries are actually based on previous research into Party-approved thought, spurred by recent events in which seemingly conflicting victim groups were forced to stay quiet advised to remain separate for the Good of the Party™.

While attempting to find ways to resolve a standing dispute between victim groups, (that is, Muslims, and the Gay rights activists) it was discovered that by correctly channeling certain amounts of Doublethink and applying a logarithmic equivalent of Thoughtcrime accusations, one can balance the equation and direct all remaining imaginary numbers towards enemies of The Party, resulting in a more potent form of accusations than ever achieved before.

Furthermore, the Institute has released a helpful list of reasons why Hatethink may reign supreme be the equalizer when it comes to shutting down the enemy.

  • Hatethink can be attributed to specific Party-approved victim groups across parallel situations, whereas Thoughtcrime requires more effort to link animosity towards The Party.

  • Hatethink immediately presents the enemy's intentions as hostile, and allows for nearby comrades to descend on the dastardly rightwinger and proclaim universal denouncement, while claims of Thoughtcrime are barely enough to pry nearby eyes off their iPhone screens.

  • Accusations of Hatethink are less susceptible to simple deflection; just watch as the enemy squirms in a desperate attempt to gather token friends of different victim groups to prove their non-guilt.

  • Instead of being attributed to an intellectual basis, Hatethink is applied on an emotional level, meaning that the accused can be considered guilty of a Hatecrime even before it happens, and not even know of it afterwards.

  • Hatethink can also be applied retroactively to the Hatecriminal in cases of detraction from Party Ideals™. Additionally, those inside of the party who hold certain stances towards other victim groups are now immune to accusations since they are being constantly oppressed by Party enemies and are merely victims themselves of negatively divided Doublethink derived from the Hatethink equation.


Stand strong for the march of the Glorious Cause™! Forward unto the glorious world of Next Whatever-Day-You-Indentify-It-To-Be!

 

 

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Comrade Sovremennyy, as I am still being reeducated at the joycamp 13987 I can only lightly comment on this statement. I have been informed in my last iteration of Newspeak: The future of the Party language, that Hatethink is part of the Current Truth™ and will be allowed, because of its over all effectiveness and versatility.

We can witness the korrektness of this, as we review Sen. Sherrod Brown's statement calling POTUS "disrespectful" and implying that he is sexist, as she is guilty of Hatethink towards the anointed one. We must all understand that Sen. Brown may have been malquoted by the media that does not have bellyfeel for Dear Leader™ . In which case we all will understand the duckspeak that has transpired and remember that Sen. Sherrod Brown has always supported and is favored by the Party ™ of Next Tuesday ™ .

 

 

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I, as a made prog, have come to learn that Anythink™ is Hatethink™

 

 

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Liberalism 101 Lesson 82:

Hate is a very useful descriptive word in the vocabulary of Liberal/Marxist/Progressives and covers a multitude of sins committed by knuckle dragging hayseed/yokel conservative obstructionists.

Absolutely any opposition of opinion and action by the hillbilly class must be construed as hate because only the hateful could stand in opposition to a brighter utopian future.

 

 

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No Kom Rads. Truth is the new Hate Crime. All thought is Crime. Progs do not need to think, they only need follow Great Leaders direction to next Tuesday. Thought leads to deviation and corrupt... Sorry Kom Rads, I must leave now, I am guilty, not only of thought, but of writing and disseminating. Mental Rape! I am being led to re education camp where I will be trained to be a zen socialist. But, what zen?

 

 

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As a Millennial I was never taught to think during my schooling. Do I still need to worry about Hatethink™? What are some of the best ways I can point out Hatethink™ and Privilege that I see in the comrades around me without thinking?

Onward and Upward to Next Tuesday™!

 

 

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As I am nearing the final steps of my lobotomy assigned repatriation to the collective, I have been enlightened with the Party ™ s Current Truth ™ and will soon be authorized to address these matters.
The best example is to follow the lead of those appointed over you Rev ™ .s Jackson and Sharpton, Great Leader, our glorious Party ™ leaders and the beloved FLOTUS, as well as the inevitable and deserving future Mrs. POTUS Clinton ™ Image . It is their example that must be upheld. Under direct management of the affable Red Square you will continue to inspire plus good equal within the collective.

Remember that any action that leads you to oppose the same objects, persons and events as the Party ™ opposes, is to be bellyfeelwise. If there is an instance that may appear to be contradictory you must understand that you are not privy to the plus newest Current Truth ™ and will be compelled to allow the recdep of mintrue to recitfy the untruth and restore blackwhite for all.

Yes, dear comrade, let us all bask in the glory that will soon be with us and forever progress to Next Tuesday ™ .
Until then, I'll be seeing you ™ .

 

 

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[color=#ff0000]Pamalinsky[/color] in proclamation of the truth wrote:I, as a made prog, have come to learn that Anythink™ is Hatethink™

Comrade Pamalinsky, you are far more informed than almost any other comrade! You imitate such Comrades as Comrade Gore, Comrade Hillary, Comrade Lenin and Comrade Marx! You help pave the dirt road other Comrades have built!

Here's a tip for you. Every time you see somebody even trying to think, get in their face and make a face like this:

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I know that you, a female Comrade, do not have facial hair, but with some superglue, shower drain cloggings, and about 15 minutes that issue can be easily redacted. Also, if this face is done to someone trying to think, they will become too scared to think and will abandon the process of thinking, leading to a better, more thought-free Kollektive.

 

 

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Zordon wrote:As a Millennial I was never taught to think during my schooling. Do I still need to worry about Hatethink™? What are some of the best ways I can point out Hatethink™ and Privilege that I see in the comrades around me without thinking?

Onward and Upward to Next Tuesday™!
Tovarisch Zordon, the Liberal Lessons contain all that is needed for a proletarian to have the proper mindset (i. e. empty):

Liberalism 101 Lesson 22:

As a practicing Liberal Progressive Socialist it is imperative that you avoid the temptation to think. At all costs, you must not take into consideration facts, science, economic history, political history or simple math because these areas of information and thought will only lead you astray

 

 

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Comrade Stierlitz,

Once again, you dazzle me with your Progressive insight.

As a Made Prog™ I have more facial hair than you might think. (my feminine vanity has to tell you that I am just kidding) I mean, sometimes you can't tell the girls from the boys.

I propose a new slogan for the Party:

I THINK, THEREFORE, I HATE!

 

 

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Pamalinsky wrote:Comrade Stierlitz,

Once again, you dazzle me with your Progressive insight.

As a Made Prog™ I have more facial hair than you might think. (my feminine vanity has to tell you that I am just kidding) I mean, sometimes you can't tell the girls from the boys.

I propose a new slogan for the Party:

I THINK, THEREFORE, I HATE!

I'm not gonna lie, it's good. It gets you to quit the horrible addiction of thinking. But, it doesn't have that zazz. It doesn't have that pop. It doesn't have that inspirational oomph that inspires fellow Comrades to stop thinking and to spread the stop thinking message. It doesn't want to make you swim around the world to find the last guy that's thinking and get him to stop. Therefore, I offer this new set of slogans that I hope are more inspirational:

Your mother thought for you when you were too young to. You're still too young to think. Let your Motherland think for you.


Alternatively, if a shorter version is needed:

Your mother thought for you. Motherland still thinks for you.

Another one:

Thinking: It's for dummies!

Yet another one:

Fire can't think. Revolution requires fiery passion. To be truly revolutionary, you can't think.

Another:

Revolution and progress require action. If you are thinking, you aren't acting, and are impeding progress and revolution. Stop Thinking and help your Motherland!

 

 

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So is my thoughtcrime of envisioning Comrades Putout, Pamalinski, Photoshopova, and Commisarka Pinkie in the People's communal showers (the water and soap showers, not the other ones...) Worse than their hate-think toward me for my thoughtcrimes?

 

 

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Comrade Stierlitz, these are most equal sayings. And yet we might put it even more simply:
THINKING IS NOT AUTHORIZED.

 

 

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Proving once again that he is a normal man... [color=#ff0000]Ivan the Stakhanovets[/color] wrote:So is my thoughtcrime of envisioning Comrades Putout, Pamalinski, Photoshopova, and Commisarka Pinkie in the People's communal showers (the water and soap showers, not the other ones...) Worse than their hate-think toward me for my thoughtcrimes?
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Olga Photoshopova waits patiently for one of the three working showers, out of a total of eight shower stalls, to become available.
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Ivan... how are you at fixing plumbing problems?

Only 3 out of the 8 showers are working!
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Olga has a new chain saw... The Love Saw
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Dearest May,

Fear not, I can lay some pipe...

 

 

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I’m so giggly with all of your posts, I’m not sure where to begin. You guys crack me up! Formidable Comrades! Formidable!

Where do I begin.

First, I always love and respect our darling Dr. Worddust for being our first responder. I trust him with my life and your lives, too!.

Zordon, you give us hope for all humanity. Keep it up. Seriously.

Kommerat_X
I am so proud of you for undergoing the massive erasure of your brain, willingly. This is a most selfless act. But, of course, if there is no self to begin with, then, well, I think you get my meaning.

Another beloved comrade we had here, Father Prog Theocritus, called it, and featured it (the massive impaling of your soul) on his North Forty, the Jiffi Lobo™. Dig archives at the Cube to discover and enjoy the wit, brilliance, kindness and humor of this wonderful human being.

Comrade Steirlitz,

You got a most equal thing goin’ here, Comrade Stier. However, I think I have to agree with our comrade RedDiaperette. Keep it simple, The stupider, the better. That means, don’t use more than four words to get your message across Still, your contributions were most equal. Truly.

Comrade Putout,
Umm, you are a most unruly, bold, humorous, silly wonderful being. I love you.
Great illustration!

Comrade Ivan,

My love and appreciation for you is unconditional.




 

 

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Pamalinsky wrote:I’m so giggly with all of your posts, I’m not sure where to begin. You guys crack me up! Formidable Comrades! Formidable!

Comrade Steirlitz,

You got a most equal thing goin’ here, Comrade Stier. However, I think I have to agree with our comrade RedDiaperette. Keep it simple, The stupider, the better. That means, don’t use more than four words to get your message across Still, your contributions were most equal. Truly.


Four words or less? I'll see what I can do.

F**k thought, serve state!

State thinks for you!
Thinking is for nobody.
Thought must be destroyed.
You think? You criminal.
Thoughtcrime IS death.
You think, you die.
Thought reduces equality.
Always equal, never thinking.
Thoughtless minds are glorious!
Revolutionary actions, not thoughts.
Don't think, Support equality!
Thinking is unauthorized everywhere.
State servants never think!
Love state, hate thought.
State requires no thought.
Pravda provides your opinions.
Thought is for KKKapitali$ts.
No thought? Next Tuesday!
The best never think.

I hope that these most equal contributions are helpful in the arena of the stupid intellectually advanced.

 

 

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Comrade Stierlitz,

Most equal submissions! A prize is waiting for you. Somewhere.

Your pal,

Pamalinsky

 

 

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Thank you Pamalinsky - as an unmade prog I will continue to blindly follow orders as I walk over the cliff to Next Tuesday™!

I did a Google search on Bing to find no HateThink™ images...clearly we need to send a message to those that aren't listening to us by using trendy twitter hashtags.

Hand Up, Don't Think! #HUDT
HateThink™ is Progressive! #HIP
Progs Avoid Thinking! #PAT

This was all I could come up with without much thought...perhaps our Government and Dear Leader will do the rest of the thinking for me.

 

 

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Zordon wrote:Thank you Pamalinsky - as an unmade prog I will continue to blindly follow orders as I walk over the cliff to Next Tuesday™!

I did a Google search on Bing to find no HateThink™ images...clearly we need to send a message to those that aren't listening to us by using trendy twitter hashtags.

Hand Up, Don't Think! #HUDT
HateThink™ is Progressive! #HIP
Progs Avoid Thinking! #PAT

This was all I could come up with without much thought...perhaps our Government and Dear Leader will do the rest of the thinking for me.
Komrade Zordon,

These are most equal hashtags! I mean, really! I particularly admire the "knee jerk" quality you have included in your effort. You are definitely Made Prog™ material. Congratulations!

 

 

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Pamalinsky struck a nerve when she lovingly wrote:Another beloved comrade we had here, Father Prog Theocritus, called it, and featured it (the massive impaling of your soul) on his North Forty, the Jiffi Lobo™. Dig archives at the Cube to discover and enjoy the wit, brilliance, kindness and humor of this wonderful human being.

I cannot say how many times I have accidentally veered (or clicked) off the well-beaten path of Current Truth, only to find myself wandering the annals of this Cube, and being amused by vintage humor from its early days. It never ceases to amaze me that as much time as has gone by, the moral truths that form the foundation of the Cube remain as firm and true as the day of its conception. The absurdities from those early days don't seem so absurd in hindsight, and so the saying is true that Life really does imitate the Cube.

The Cube is so many things. It has universal truths and witty humor and bears witness to history, but it also serves as a memorial to liberty-loving patriots, whose foresight is vindicated herein. One could say that these fallen Comrades live on in the memory of the Cube, testifying to these eternal truths from beyond. Although we know that some have passed, I do wonder about where the comrades went who simply disappeared. Did they trade their identities for new ones? Did they outgrow the Cube like Peter Pan's Neverland? Do they still lurk among us, silently watching over us like guardian angels?

One thing that really strikes me as eery, is when I run across something that mirrors my own work. It comes in several forms, such as discovering a piece of artwork that uses some of the same elements I have used in my own, or I'll read a statement or idea similar to something I have recently said, surprised to learn that I was not the first to utter it. The Cube truly does transcend time and the few of us who are fortunate enough to be a part of it are not the first, nor will we be the last, but we are merely today's bearers of the Cube's Truth.

It is my hope that every curious mind will stumble onto this place, and that they will find what I have found here. That there is still logic and reason, sanity and truth, laughter and love in a world filled with deception and torn apart by hatred and chaos. Thank You Comrades. Thank You for being a part of this beautiful kollektive we know simply as The Cube. May it always be so. Long Live the People's Cube.

 

 

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OMG, Komrade Konservative_Punk.

What a beautiful post. Thank you. It will take me some time to respond appropriately. Please, bear with me.

Yes, Long Live the People's Cube. Pollen levels are affecting my eyes right now. I'll be back.

Love,
Pammie

 

 

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[color=#ff0000]Ivan the Stakhanovets[/color] was boasting once again when he wrote:Dearest May,

Fear not, I can lay some pipe...
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[highlight=#ffff00](Kommissar Uberdave... please check your private messages!)[/highlight]

 

 


 

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Comrade Putout, I have obtained an artist's impression of Ivan after he said that.

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Komrade Konservative_Punk,

Here is my response to your beautiful post.When I first discovered The People’s Cube™, which was provided to me by a link in someone’s comments on another site, which I don’t remember, I instantly felt at home, and said so. I spent days belly-laughing at the posts I read. They seemed to be speaking my mute language. I wanted, with all my heart, to be an equal contributor to this wonderful site.

Next thing I experienced, Father Prog Theocritus picked me up as my “mentor”. He was there every day answering every question. For the first time in my life, I found a person who was willing to converse with me on most intimate subjects. He never let me down. Please realize, I was absolutely clueless about what The Cube™ was all about, even though I knew I desperately wanted to be there as a contributing member. I still don’t know how to explain this.

I found it difficult to speak “prog talk” because I was so incensed about what was happening in our world. Still, I was given some breadth to speak. Other Comrades, trying to help, admonished me for not speaking “prog”. I couldn’t help it. I was then banned by Red Rooster for about 2 weeks.

It was then that I met the love of my life, Comrade Tovarich, who stood up for me during this “assault”. That was May 3, 2010. We are now living together after 5 years! Without going into details, we saved each others’ lives. We are very happy!

Comrade Tovarich and I were 6,000 miles apart at the time and we knew this.
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We are “products” of The People’s Cube™.

As it turns out, Father Prog Theocritus, who I fell in love with, boldly stated he was gay. It’s right there in the Cube archives. It was then that I knew he was an extraordinary human being.

I’ll include here a post that Father Prog Theo placed regarding my reaction to the Arizona debacle.

[url=http://]https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog ... t5019.html[/url]

I have since tightened up my avatar so I look like I know what I’m doing. In Theo’s post about me, jeez, I look so busted! Which, I was!

Your post is awesome, dear Punk. That’s all the energy I have for this response. Thank you for your post.UPDATE: O.K. If you want to see the above link, which doesn't seem to be available as a link, just do an illegal search on the Cube™ for Father Prog Theocritus, Pamalinsky's Breakdown.Then, enjoy some of his other posts. You'll be both intimidated and inspired. I have always been inspired by those who are better than me. You will be, too.The Poor Text doesn't seem to be cooperating with me. I'm sure you can discern my intent.




 

 

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:So is my thoughtcrime of envisioning Comrades Putout, Pamalinski, Photoshopova, and Commisarka Pinkie in the People's communal showers (the water and soap showers, not the other ones...) Worse than their hate-think toward me for my thoughtcrimes?
Naaah! I think you can rely on some Prog-Slack™ here, Ivan. We really go for guys who can lay some serious pipe, if you know what I mean. ; • )

 

 

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I Think, therefore I am a Felon. I never SAW that coming, haha...

 

 


 
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