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Four old babushkas of the People's Cube: where are they now?

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Different versions of this story are being passed as chain email, but I decided to post it here because you deserve to know the truth:

FOUR OLDER UKRAINIAN LADIES

These four older ladies who lived near Kiev, Ukraine, always sat outside together near the church and chatted about when they were younger. One month ago they pooled their money together and bought a laptop.

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Never having been to, but having heard all about America, they just happened to click on St. Augustine, Florida. They read all about the Fountain of Youth, claimed by the Spaniards when they arrived there. They collected up all they had left and sent for four bottles of the water.

As soon as it arrived, they drank as directed. The rest of this story will make you a believer, because here they are today...

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This is TRUE! Really! Would we lie to you? We have a limited supply of this water available at an incredibly low price of just $199.95 a bottle. Seriously.

HURRY BEFORE THE INVENTORY RUNS OUT!

Make checks payable to:

Democratic National Committee.

You can trust us, you know we would NEVER lie to you, especially about your healthcare.

 

 

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A capitalist would have advised you not to tell them the price, but instead how much they would save if they bought a bottle. Live and learn.

 

 

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This item is not for sale in Catalina Island

 

 

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OMG! I love those darling old babushkas! So sweet, loving, tolerant and curious!
LOVE THEM!

 

 


 

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POWERED BY OUR CONVICTIONS

We got Smart Water! Ha! So there, Comrades!

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Or, we got Smart Water because we said so!

Drink up, Comrades.

 

 

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Pammie is staying hydrated as well!
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You know you want her...
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Comrade Putout wrote:.You know you want her...

Da, Comrade, I DO want her! I can feel my "globe" warming just looking at her... thinking about it...

 

 

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BTW, Sista Putout, did you get my last PM regarding you and Craptek? Yes or No would be good. You don't need to elaborate. Just want to know if you received it.

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Pammie

 

 


 

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I have heard the "secret" is not just drinking the stuff but to apply directly where needed.Image

 

 


 

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Didn't I just hear Bernie say that if he is president, he will give a free bottle to each of the 99% who voted for him? And if it doesn't work, he will redistribute youth from the 1% to the 99% because the richest 1% are hoarding it from everyone else?

 

 

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By adding some Apple Cider Vinegar to your Smart Water, you can thwart belly fat, gout, corns, calluses, warts, jock itch, athletes foot, fleas, and anything else that ails ya!

This almost magical liquid has WAY more beneficial uses than you could have imagined. It’s gonna cost ya but, hey, whatchagonnado? Hmmm? We are the experts and we know what’s best for you.

Your pals,
The Experts™

 

 

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This is what "Bottle Service" means in the REALLY exclusive Las Vegas Casinos.

Not that your faithful Stalinist Apparatchik Unkulturny would be acquainted with that filthy UnEqual term from his numerous visits to (ptui) "The United States" for the numerous and ongoing "Agricultural Conventions" that he is forced to attend... But he probably learned heard that repugnant and disgusting term in the lobby of the 5-Star Hotel dingy and very uncomfortable barracks that he occupies on every such trip...

 

 

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Red Square wrote:Different versions of this story are being passed as chain email, but I decided to post it here because you deserve to know the truth:

FOUR OLDER UKRAINIAN LADIES

These four older ladies who lived near Kiev, Ukraine, always sat outside together near the church and chatted about when they were younger. One month ago they pooled their money together and bought a laptop.

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Never having been to, but having heard all about America, they just happened to click on St. Augustine, Florida. They read all about the Fountain of Youth, claimed by the Spaniards when they arrived there. They collected up all they had left and sent for four bottles of the water.

As soon as it arrived, they drank as directed. The rest of this story will make you a believer, because here they are today...

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This is TRUE! Really! Would we lie to you? We have a limited supply of this water available at an incredibly low price of just $199.95 a bottle. Seriously.

HURRY BEFORE THE INVENTORY RUNS OUT!

Make checks payable to:

Democratic National Committee.

You can trust us, you know we would NEVER lie to you, especially about your healthcare.


''Is this a mandatory benefit of Obamacare????

But a word of caution as I recover from a 2-day-Twilight Zone Marathon hangover. This elixer figured prominently in a quaint episode thereof, and makes me think that, by the time a comrade receives his order of Fountain water and books his flight to St. Auustine, it will have continued to work on these ladies....





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