Fight For Your Right To Government Dependency

Abandon antiquated notions of liberty. There's nobody who can better plan, monitor, supervise, and assess your quality of life than a well-meaning government official, sensitive to your needs and fantasies.
 

Moochers of the World, Unite! You have nothing to gain but your shackles!
 

I've said it before, and I'll say it again - c'mon, now - EVERYbody -

♫ If you're happy and you know it, clank your chains... ♪
 

*Clanks*
 

Maksimushka,

This is my new favorite slogan. I hope you get extra beets and a Fluking mattress as a reward from the Party.
 

I‘d rather be in chains of government dependency and get all the free stuff. Work sucks!
 

People! This is not as hard as you think. Millions have mastered it since the "Great Society" of Lankey Boney Jerk [LBJ].

"Lower your expectations and extend your hand behind your back".
Work sucks and so do you!!!!!
 

WORK SUCKS! We love sweet chains of government dependency. Fight for FREE STUFF and live off the 1%!
 

Capitalizing on Maksim's prior work:



Break this chain: Fecal-hand-oral
 

Prepare for welfare dependancy early: a vocational training program coming soon to your kid's public school.



And another version: Take your daughter to work day at the welfare office.


 

Don't be the last in your collective to proudly declare your right for government dependency! Your obedience to the state pleases our glorious leader, ObamaMessiah!

To reject the glorious leaders call to serve the state without question is punishable by being sent to one of many “Hope and Change” re-education camps.

All glory to the state! All glory to ObamaMessiah!
 

Red Square

Prepare for welfare dependency early: a vocational training program coming soon to your kid's public school.

And another version: Take your daughter to work day at the welfare office.



I must beg to differ with Comrade Red Square on this. Surely the best place to take our daughters to work is at the local Planned Parenthood. I hear some even have a special "Fluke" tour for such occasions!
 

Comrade M84 has overlooked the "Frequent Flucker" benefits at Planned Parenthood...
 

Consider the conundrum that the same benevolent government that warns you not to feed the wildlife in national parks, lest it become dependent.

Does not care if the same fate befalls their voters.

Perchance if the wildlife could vote their attitude would change.
 

Wonderful comrades! Wonderful! Let's not forget means of production...














 

M84

Surely the best place to take our daughters to work is at the local Planned Parenthood. I hear some even have a special "Fluke" tour for such occasions!
That would be "take your fetus to work day."


 

Bring Your Child to Work Day at Planned Parenthood
 

Some new slogans:

1 % taxation! 99% representation!

I want 1% of my dates to pay for 99% of my condoms and not call me a slut!

We want government bureaucrats to pursue our happiness for us!!!

Work sucks! Give us sweet government checks!

We can live off the 1% no problem!
 

Obama v. Reagan to my right to government dependency!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h8O7V-W ... e=youtu.be
 

Tovarichi

Comrade M84 has overlooked the "Frequent Flucker" benefits at Planned Parenthood...
This will make a great headline:

Planned Parenthood introduces Frequent Flucker reward card: (card slogan goes here)

What is that slogan?
 

Red Square

Tovarichi

Comrade M84 has overlooked the "Frequent Flucker" benefits at Planned Parenthood...
This will make a great headline:

Planned Parenthood introduces Frequent Flucker reward card: (card slogan goes here)

What is that slogan?


"What's in your wallet?"

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Comrades, this very day I received my Frequent Fluker endorsement for my ObamaCard™!
 

Red Square

Tovarichi

Comrade M84 has overlooked the "Frequent Flucker" benefits at Planned Parenthood...
This will make a great headline:

Planned Parenthood introduces Frequent Flucker reward card: (card slogan goes here)

What is that slogan?




"Come again soon!"
 

Get off your ass and work, people!
 

 

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-The People's Censor



 

[quote="ThePeoplesComrade"]Please be sensitive to our easily offended comrades when posting.
-The People's Censor


Thank you Peoples Comrade. The sight of baby lips make me queasy. :)
 

Capt. Commie

ThePeoplesComrade

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Thank you Peoples Comrade. The sight of baby lips make me queasy. :)
My pleasure. We exist to decide what you should see.
Stop infant nudity, it makes me sick.



 

Oreo Entitlements from Breast to Bier: Breastmilk and Oreo Cookies. Drive-thru service coming soon when there's "more flexibility" after re-coronation.



--Kagan Gourmet
 

ThePeoplesComrade

Please be sensitive to our easily offended comrades when posting.
-The People's Censor

 

Another remake of the people's classic:



A message to the unwashed masses from the Health Czar: wash your hands!
Break the fecal-hand-oral chain!