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Fan Mail from the Oppressed Masses

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I've been receiving emails from the oppressed masses since the inception of this Party Organ. Many an exploited toiler, upon discovering the People's Cube, clicked on the "FEEDBACK" button with a rough, calloused finger to share his/her/its excitement, to report a thoughtcrime, denounce friends and neighbors, or to submit for re-education.

Since this Party Organ is a collective effort, we must share these emails with everyone. Nobody at the Cube is getting paid, so non-material incentives like these are long overdue.

(For censorship purposes we are only using first names or initials. But the Party knows who you are!)

Subject: FEEDBACK FROM THE CUBE

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I have been going through your site since linking there from whatfinger.com. I don't know if I've laughed so hard in decades! I'm afraid I will end up waking my wife with hilarious guffaw coming from our office. Thanks, Comrade for allowing me to join...

Vladimir Smith

Your stuff is very funny...and smart.

Rabbi Aryeh Spero

Brilliant! Unfortunately, most Americans are not on the same page to understand your humor. And, also unfortunately, more and more Americans are learning to understand your humor. In any event, your blend of art and politics are unmatched anywhere.

Bill

You're a national treasure. I'm so glad you're on our side. Keep up the great work.

Mark

ABSOLUTELY FRIGGIN' BRILLIANT. My new favorite site.
SOMETHING's gotta make me laugh these days, and you're KILLIN' it.

Dawn O.

You guys are the funniest thing going on the net! Good thing they can't tax humor.. OR CAN THEY?!

Pete in Las Vegas

Oh man, I came across this site and I haven't been able to move from it in about 2 hours! Laughing, thinking and really, really thinking.

Edmond

This website makes me so happy that I am practically crying tears of joy. I can not say enough good things about this site, I have used the propaganda tools availible here extensively already just in the short time I've known about your existence.

W.W.

I adore your site. I always end up wiping tears from my eyes because you guys are freakin' hilarious. Just wanted to let you know.

Susie

Thank you for your site. I don't think I would survive without it and the incredibly creative people who contribute to it!

William

Ya know, your website gives me hope--at least we will have something to laugh about in the internment camps....

Bill

THANK YOU! The People’s Cube is a great public service and frankly, it’s hilarious! My ancestors fled Lithuania several years before the Bolshevik Revolution. My father made us read “The Gulag Archipelago” and all things Orwell in high school. It is a shame to see a form of it here in America. Still, I thank you for this necessary service!

Joe in Pennsylvania

Wow, thank you! I haven’t laughed so much since National Lampoon magazine in the 80’s. You are now my homepage and I bought a few shirts for the holiday work reprieve. Keep up the good work!

Don

I happened across the People's Cube tonight while looking for a diversion to avoid Ovomit's SOTU. Your site ROCKS. Count me in as a regular. Your stuff is brilliantly hilarious. THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Charley J.

Thanks so much for keeping me laughing and giving me a glimmer of hope
that there are still THINKING people out there.

Dave W

Marvellous site. Absolutely love it and consider myself lucky to have found it.

And boy, do I know what you mean by “I’ve seen the Future and Ran Away”
Born and grew up in a Soviet satellite country, moved to Western Europe in the 80-ties and now I’m watching in horror how the totalitarian stench slowly moves in into countries that used to be the bedrock of equality, tolerance and democracy. And I watch dimwit politicians and media promoting this slowmo suicide. And the clueless post-1990 generations, still believing that they can teach the world a thing or two about human rights and democracy – despite that they have never lived a day having a shortage of anything.
So where do I go now? Back to behind the former iron curtain?

Nick

AWESOME blog! - You guys have an excellent sense of humor. And, oh boy, you have no idea how much I have enjoyed reading it. I'm Cuban and lived in Cuba for 29 years so, suffice to say that I know exactly how this kind of regime work and how they exploit these "useful idiots" here in America, Latin America, Europe and everywhere. Shame on those who live in freedom but praise communist dictators and portray them as "Robin Hood" heroes, but nothing in this world would convince them to move to any of those countries and give up all the things we take for granted in this country. God bless America!

Humberto Moreno

Thanks for the laugh!
Absolutely brilliantly funny with a point. I have bookmarked your site and will return often.
You are geniuses:-)

Shirley Jean Dobler

Dude,
I don’t know who you are or where you went to school or where you grew up (NY, NY I guess) or exactly just how much knowledge you actually wield at your finger tips but you are BRILLIANT. You routinely put to words and expose tactics and designs I never could have on my best day. When I start making movies about the Crimes of Collectivism, I want you as an advisor and associate. You’re like family I never met. Best and look forward to meeting you,

Mike Villano

Love, love, love your website! Love it. I appreciate the Soviet design and it is quite effective as history has proven, but the new twisted, American, satire is spot-on and gives me a chuckle daily.

I do believe only those whose scales have been removed from their eyes can truly appreciate The People's Cube!

SPACEBO!!!!
Laura Mitchell

First let me say, Gosh! I wish I were smart enough to comment at the Cube! I've left a couple of little tidbits there, but when I read other people's comments, I realize I'm not nearly as clever as I've always thought. I am gobsmacked by the talent at your site. Thank you for sharing it with the rest of us.

Marlo

I am the Publisher/Deaditor-In-Chief of Girls and Corpses Magazine. Would you be interested in running the Helen Thomas Formaldehyde spoof cover as an ad in our print magazine? This would be a free ad in Girls and Corpses for your website. Love the cover!

Rot on!
Robert Steven Rhine "Corpsy"
Publisher/Deaditor-In-Chief
GIRLS and CORPSES MAGAZINE
girlsandcorpses.com
"So many corpses... so little time."

I just wanted to say you have a great site, I don't know if your biography on Wikipedia is true but it if so you are truly amazing. You have firsthand experience that no Liberal in this country has ever had. And even if it is not true I still think you and ThePeoplesCube.com is a national treasure. I just wanted to say thank you I have read a lot of your serious articles as well as your satire and you are spot on. This country is on dark times but has fared worse and as a nation we can get through this and sometimes a little humor can go a long way. So once again I want to say thank you for a great site and a very interesting self history if you ever wrote a book I would be more than happy to read it.
David Clark

Hi, People’s commissars, thanks for a great site! You gave me a good laugh! I just regretted I didn’t discover you earlier, but as we say in Russian (I hope retired KGB will translate for you!): Лучше позже, чем никогда!

Alex, Socialism Survivor

You're the best. I need more time on my job to peruse the internet. Hard to fit it all in.

Melisa

Wow! I think I am in love! For lack of a more academic word, f@#$% AWESOME site y'all! If I got paid more, or if I was on the Obama dole/figurative Commy food stamp, I'd send you a monthly stipend! (However, if my Main-Man Barack gets his way... Well... You get the end game!**). Keep up the good work!

Love and rockets,
Bob

I loved it ALL! It's a dense site (which is a positive, btw), so picking out one image or page or one thing is impossible. However, if you were to pay me to go through the entire site and provide university level feedback, I am sure I could... Um! Ya! Anyway. The entire concept is great. Visually and conceptually consistent. The Photoshop is flawless, too. I see it as?...?... bi-partisan(slash)pro Obama/Commy Comedy/lighten up everybody, where as my girlfriend (an uber liberal) sees it as a right wing hate slam to The prez. An educated woman with a degree in English Lit, irony (and in your case HEAVY irony) as an art form is often lost on her. She sees literally. But I do GET it! Too bad her... More for us!** So the fact that you can make us question and guess is a big plus! Whatever side of the fence you are on, the site is top notch, high quality and full of shits and giggles!

Bottom line, love the site. Every line, image, and page is a treat. The world needs more of this! Anyway...? WHO ARE YOU? WHERE ARE YOUR FROM? WHAT'S THE MISSION? DOING THIS FOR FUN? A PROJECT? MONEY? POLITICAL LEVERAGE? WHO IS FUNDING YOU? WHY?! WHY!?!?!?!?!!! DO SPILL! I haven't been to every page, but I couldn't find any individual info on who was/is responsible. I did see a link to several videos through your site. The muslim/Osama look a like with info on hiding a bomb up your ass. Your work, too? If so... wow!

Again, keep the good work, comrade!

Best, Bob
Associate Professor of Foundations

Comrades, I am inspired by the cube! I am sad to report the IT Dept where I toil for the capitalists has blocked the site. I have found however that I can forward graphics to my email address and distribute them to other sympathizers in this manner! I also share items from your site with all friends and family back in the Co-op. Your are doing great work and the creativity of all who contribute is nothing less than incredible.

I discovered your site by accident while searching the web for material that my thirteen year old could use in a school report. He and I spent an hour that night exploring the site and reading the articles and graphics and howling with laughter. There were many “teachable” moments before we book marked the site and returned to researching his report.

I have purchased a couple cubes and some other merchandise and will be a loyal fan and recruiter until we are, at last, victorious or completely censored. Thanks for helping us laugh in such seriously trying times!

Alan

Dear Reds,

This is without doubt one of the coolest sites on the Net. Though I'll probably be executed or incarcerated for life for saying so, the Cube is the one site I recommend to everyone. I recognize the danger of saying this, since it expresses my sense of freedom and non-conformity to today's idiotic yet meaningless standards.

Please continue to educate us, the masses, in ways to resist well meaning, Green, educated elitists that are so much smarter than we are. Despite my ignorant and uneducated, not to mention counter-cultural belief that freedom is a Good Thing, I hope to survive long enough to pass these ideas along to my children. I hope without hope that this will not lead them to a Democratic Gulag. Ummmm, I mean Cultural Stabilization Center for the Socially Proscribed.

Regards and Good Luck,
Timothy Morgan

You guys are unbelievably hysterically funny and very bright. I’m gong to make a habit of reviewing and even studying the material you lay on here. Truly outstanding work.

Best,
So Cal Mike

You guys are A RIOT!! A conservative version of the Onion, and I love it. Keep up the good work. I'm always on the hunt for this kind of this.

Wakefield

Absolutely the best website on the internet! Thanks for helping the people.

Victrola

Holy shit your site is the funniest, wittiest, smartest site on the (evil capitalist) internet!! I love it !!!!!!!!!!!! I love satire....... However, it is absolutely SICKENING that really there is no satire at all. Everything written is coming true. Although your site brightens my day, it terrifies me. Are we truly f***ed ?? As Reagan so eloquently stated, are America's better days ahead? I sadly think not. What can we do? Where can we go? But yeah, your site effing rocks! I am so ecstatic in my misery!!! Yay for misery!!! Yay for equality!!! Yay for having no money!!! Yay for having no heat... nor bread... So anyway, thanks for your site.

Noelle

I've been an avid reader of the Peoples Cube for some time now. Love your work.
I have a request. The 'local man claims responsibility for own problems' piece is hilarious.
Can I have permission to translate it into Dutch and publish it on my Dutch-language blog?
I may have to alter some names and specific sentences to make it more recognizable for a Dutch audience. Of course, I will refer to the Cube as the original source.

Keep up the good work.

Herman Benschop
The Netherlands

Dear Tovarisch Koob,

Thanks for continuing to mine the rich vein of ironic humor engendered by our stupid Obummer Administration. You're doing a marvelous job! Keep it up & you're sure to be awarded the Order of Barack (but only as a slap in the face to the previous administration of the People's Cube, you understand).

Thanks again, Tovarisch, for your magnificent efforts to expose the ugly facts of Kapitalism that keep threatening to the kill the beautiful fantasy-land of Kommunism! Remember that great oafs from little ACORNS grow!

Just spent several hours snickering my way through the depths of your site – which I linked to entirely by accident and good luck. Kudos and pats on the back for what you’re doing!! It’s a huge understatement to say I’m blown-away by the sheer magnitude and creative smorgasbord of material you’re presenting. And I never tired of the digging – there was always some truly creative reward to be found.

Jim S.

Comrades, I love your website. It inspires me towards the Glorious Collectivist Utopia like nothing else does!

Todd R.

This website has buggered me right up, I didn’t think Americans had a sense of humour.

Mike Whelan

If it weren't for the CUBE I'd have lost my mind a long time ago. Thanks for keeping me sane!

Doug E.

Thank the anti-Supreme Being for People's Cube. I would become an alcoholic without you. Over the years, I've been upset over politicians. I've been angry but never before have I felt sick to my stomach. Or felt like drinking so much. Truly, thank you for the escape to sanity.

Karen H.

Who are you guys and how do we get to use some of your phenomenal material for our web site?

Chris

Comrade,

What is the proper procedure for using your wonderfully insightful, stinging and most importantly funny signs and graphics for yard signs and for more future protest signs. I live in a very progressive university area neighborhood and have been looking at comrade Chomsky's signs that many of my neighbors have been displaying for the last eight years (many of which are now coming down for some odd reason) and I think it is high time I let them look at a sign of mine.

Tom F., a long time enjoyer of your work and website.

Great site! Promoting here in Atlanta, Charlotte, NJ and anywhere else I can. Very impressive! I haven’t laughed so hard in the last 20 yrs. Keep up the GREAT TRUTH!

John P.

You have a wonderful website!!! So creative and informative. I love reading it and the links are always worth the time to read too. I hope your website is very successful and that you continue to keep it going for a long time! I will support your advertisers as I have the money.

Ann E. (5th generation Texan)

You gentlemen are brilliant! Now that our President has signed the order to close Gitmo, you could do something on the order of “The War on Terror, a catch and release Program”

Frank M.

AWESOME!!!! Keep up the great work. At last! Someone who understands what's really going on.

Ron (Concord, CA)

This is the funniest stuff I've ever found on the web. Making fun of communists. I love it. Keep it up. It helps my depression over the election results.

Ruth K.

I have just surfed in your site and I have to say it is one of the last sparkle of humor and an ironic approach to a unfortunate truth.

We face the same dumbing down in Brasil (Lulamania) and South America. Would you be so kind as to express, following your pattern, the plans of Mr. President Hussein Obama for South A.? I'm sure he will support the left-inspired bolivarianism as well as the drug/kidnap bisiness of FARC's armies, whom by the way, are members of Foro de São Paulo, the larger left organization in Latin America founded by President Lula.

Congratulations
Guilherme V. (Brasil)

You are just the greatest site ever! I laugh out loud every time I visit. Good tension reliever in these uncertain times. Thanks for all you do.

The O-s

Hello Comrad! I have to say, you are truly talented. The witty headlines you come up with and the original images... just excellent. Your site is top shelf.

Sincerely, 20th tier blogger
Jeff

YOUR SITE ROCKS!!!

Cheryl C.

Hello Comrad, kudos on your site. It has given me hours of fun. And it really pisses off liberal friends...priceless.

Max H. (Alabama)

I love your website, and I check it everyday, though I don't often leave comments. I was wondering however in all seriousness whether or not any sort of an "I'm beet of the week (with pinkie's artwork)" bumper sticker something is/will ever be available? Basically, I am looking for some sort of way to advertise the cube on my car.

William U.

I just stumbled on your site by accident and WOW I must say Kudos Komrads Kudos. I will have to come up with a cool Kommie name and register just to be part of the fun.

Arche

Awesome website. I wish my friends who think Socialism is better than sliced bread would take a gander.

Joyce S.

Dear Komrades

I’m a new member to the collective. You are truly amazing! Your writings have such grace. I feel I as if I was lost but now I’ve found… I was so blind but now I see! Amen Komrades. God Bless!

Komrades, I’m 3rd generation Russian/American. Tell me, is it genetic?

Rich

You guys are amazingly funny! Great, great site. The Michelle "Shovel" pictorial is HILARIOUS!

Robert

Comrade! I wanted to express my appreciation for the humor & great art in the face of the sobering circumstances of our times. I've been a lurking big fan for years.

Tim P.

Don’t stop pointing out stuff with satire, I LOVE it! Just wanted to let you know that I laughed so hard at this visit to the People’s Cube that I think I may have hurt my tummy, my ribs are sore.

Grannie in Montana

You guys are AWESOME! How can a group be so scary and funny at the same time? So ... thanks, for the funny but more so for the scary.

Signed.
A New Loyal Reader, Shovel Ready


I came across your blog. LOVE it. Have had a blast reading through it. You never know how or where you will find something that is a gem, and this is a gem, but life is strange that way. Of course, I had to share it on my blog
...and there's more where it came from.

motheclectic


Awesome website... extremely entertaining...
Thanks,
Dave


The talent demonstrated throughout this site is inspiring. Thank you!

Scott in Plainville, MA


LOVE IT ALL.
But don't share my info. I'll be black-listed. No joke.

Anonymous

A thousand thanks to Maharushi for turning me on to you guys. May you soar into the kozmos like Sputnik. Your satire is the epitome, the pinochle as it were, of enlightened humor. A WMD in the current kulturkampf. They will have to pry my mouse from my cold, dead hand before I delete yoozeguyz. I laughed so hard at the FAQ page, I had to remove spittle from my screen with my little red squeegee.

"The sting in a rebuke is the TRUTH." B.Franklin

Peace out my invisible brethren! Know you are loved by a well meaning stranger!
JS

Been laughing with tears in my eyes while crying for the past. Truly miss Joe and his "friends', if they were still alive. Yeah, those were the good old days. Anyhow, just tried to join and your server is kaput. Will try later.

Sincerely,
A
P.S. I have warm clothes, but no shovel. Will the party help me?

Comrades,

I have printed out Six copies of Get Out Of Gulag Free coupon for myself in the Comrades Common Commode and have given Six to my friends and reserved Six for the Party's environmental preservation's fund but ask do you see anything wrong with a total of 666???

G

Congratulations!
I was driving in traffic today when I hear you on the radio talking to God Himself!
Not bad for a Commie! Hope your server crashes after half the nation tries to connect. Your fine fork deserves to be spread all over the place. Keep going!

RP
Houston

Congrats on your Rush appearance! I found your site last year and have been spreading the word at every opportunity. Rush will give it some well-deserved exposure.
Onward! Upward! Oleg RULES !!!

PW (Esq.)
Somerset, PA

I am disgusted by your parody of our founding fathers. Pre-Columbian life was indeed wonderful. The men would hunt and fish all day, and the women did all the work. The WASP invasion screwed it all up. I have to admit though, Ben Franklin does have a striking resemblance to Dick Cheney.

SS
Ridgefield, WA

Of course, I LOVE YOUR site!!!!!!!! How could one not. This is just tooooo good. If I ever get depressed I'll rush to your site and get funny fix. Keep it up, it's GREAT!!!!!!!!

MW

Absolutely love ya man!
Time for a bigger server cuz' you're famous now. Thanks for making me laugh.

J

I just wanted to tell you that I heard you on RUSH LIMBAUGH, and checked out your site, and it looks great! You have a tremendous sense of humor. Keep up the great work

P
LARGO FL

Hi Comrade. While riding my bicycle in Berkeley this morning I heard you on Limbaugh's show. I think our friends the Democrats are yearning for the creation of the Life Style Police. Hot rodders, male body builders, Hippies, recreational basketball players, and much more.... time wasters could be prohibited with such cops..

R
Berkeley, CA

Your site reminds me much of MAD magazine which I read 40 years ago as a kid. This is great! Thank you for calling Rush's show yesterday and providing your Web site address. Talk about guerilla marketing at it's best! Examples such as yours simply have to be driving the liberals bonkers. I believe this is why it is so important to them to control the content of talk radio. It's also the reason their own boring broadcasts will never succeed without government subsidy.

RM
Scottville, MI

I want to thank the Dear Leader for allowing the humble Comrade Puperinko to finally "come out of the gulag" so to speak now that the capitalist, self proclaimed Doctor of (Alleged) Democracy, Rush Limbaugh has exposed headquarters to our class enemies. Of course, Comrade Puperinko will be honored if the Dear Leader wishes him to go back under cover to further the cause.

CP

You are so far out into humorous correct analysis that most certainly the Peoples Press under President/Dear Leader Horrible Hillary must investigate, castigate and eliminate-- all for the children, of course. We can never ever subject them to God, truth, liberty, freedom, personal responsibility, independence and all of those 'capitalistic' evils.

God Bless and well done
GCA

Hey I'm one of the millions who discovered your web site yesterday while listening to Rush. Great Job! You are one of the people that America exists for. Those fleeing some country hell bent on implementing a George Orwell "1984" scenario, running from "doublespeak" and hoping for some better fate than befell Winston. Doesn't it frost your cojones to find the far left developing their own version of doublespeak here? I sometimes think people like you are our last hope. That is sane people who have not developed BDS, who appreciate the opportunities here because they have lived in the truly oppressed areas of the world. I used to meet folks in the medical field who came here from former Soviet satellites who couldn't understand why we natives didn't appreciate what we had. I guess the grass is always greener across the fence, right? Anyway welcome and thanks for enhancing the American experience!

CG

I love your website! I heard you speaking with Maha Rushie yesterday...I'm so glad you are in our country and are pointing out the parallels to communism that liberalism is. I've been saying this for years! We must fight them at all costs and prevent them from implementing more socialist programs on U.S. soil. Your website helps to do just that!

KE

P Q , I heard you on Rush's show yesterday. Awesome!! I've had you link in my favorites for several months now. Right next to LGF and Hot Air.

J
Conroe Texas.
P.S. Happy to see your site hasn't melted. : )

Great website! I'm happy that Rush turned me on to your site. I enjoy this type of humor. It reminds me of my days years ago as an avid Mad Magazine reader. Keep it up. I have emailed my conservative friends about your site.

TPD, MD

I don't believe it!!!!!!!! What a site.

I went to what is "the peoples cube" and split my sides. We run a private voucher program in Buffalo NY for poverty level families and pay for a good part of their tuition so they don't have to attend inner-city public (failing) schools. Your parody (truth) is fantastic. I joked with the young lady that runs our program (1400 kids a year)
that we should get the Peoples cube and hand it out at our annual luncheon!!!

I heard about you on Rush.
Keep up the good work.

PB

Dear "Red", at Red Square....I heard you on Rush last Friday, and finally penetrated the Iron Curtain that was clogging my access to your fortified gulag. "Dittos", and congrats on your unique style of political satire. No wonder, MahHa Rushie was so impressed! I'm glad he warned you, and us, that your server would be overloaded...but like your waiting for Rush, it was well worth it. Good luck, and keep it coming!

G
Florida

To Red Square I say "Mega Cubes" for duping the top Capitalist Lackey a.k.a. Rush Limbaugh into unwittingly enshrining you on Mount Rushmore for your clever, triple-agent impersonation of a satirist in exposing the Founding Fathers' diabolical plan to set in motion a process to ultimately subject the entire world to the tyranny of individualism. Non-God Bless the Collective.

JW

I am so delighted to have found this website while listening to Rush, I am goosestepping with glee! LONG LIVE THE MOTHERLAND.

Comrade Ivannafight
VR

I found out about your website while listening to Rush Limbaugh the other day. You, guys, are doing an AWESOME job!!!! Such creativity and a keen sense of humor can be demonstrated only by someone who has already been exposed to a "progressive thinking" mindset of the former Soviet Union. Kudos to you for standing up for America!!!!!!

I'm currently serving in Iraq and will be more than happy to share your works with the rest of the soldiers.

God Bless
Sincerely

2LT VS (A Russian/Ukrainian name)

Killer site. I just sent a link to everyone in my book. The Goreculator bit had me p***ing my pants. Thanks for the laugh and I will visit again soon.

M

Esteemed Comrade,

Greetings! It occurred to me that a vicious cycle began when I first visited your website. While reading (and laughing hysterically at), the content and posts I unfortunately had many refreshing thoughts. while this was oddly pleasurable, I realized that I was guilty of a Thought Crime™ and must submit myself for re-education™ lol - (whoops, did it again).

You see comrade, I am hopeless and can only function when fully indoctrinated. The shame I feel will pass (quickly of course).

I respectfully submit myself for re-education™ I look forward to serving our many titted Empress™ while the United States suffers the worst presidency (Damn! did it again . grrrr) ever.

-Trexborg

Redsquare -

I've been a profligate thought criminal for decades, and the anguish of not knowing where to turn myself in for proper punishment has been a terrible burden. Thanks for enlightening me, comrade! Now my next quandary is to decide if it will feel better to take my punishment or to enjoy the thrill of the chase, now that I know the identity of the authorities.

BH

Comrades,
Have just stumbled onto your site...and I must say: WOW!!!
Outstanding!!!
Stupendous!!!
Fabulous!!!
Outrageously funny and right on the mark. Keep after the phony left they deserve everything you give them...

Comrade Cannon
Atlanta, Georgia (not the former Soviet Province)

I may be one of those pussified liberals, and I think Limbaugh is an idiot windbag, but "The People's Cube" is one of the funniest sites I have ever visited. Thanks, and keep up the good work!

Comrade Mark

I’m an avid reader of People's Cube. I just wanted to say that I appreciate what you’re doing to encourage an open dialogue from both sides of the aisle. Few Americans today actively engage in meaningful, objective discourse to address the complex and morally significant questions on the national agenda today.

I subscribe to the People's Cube newsletter and regularly send your emails to friends and family. Thanks for being a voice of reason.

In Liberty,
Sam

Keep up the good work! Humor is a powerful weapon; hope they don't outlaw it!

Efraim, Israel


And there's more where it came from...

 

 

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i waitng for some shirts i order, great website, i read the transcript of your interview at rush's website and click on the peoplecube.com. I had to order some shirts.

 

 

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Clearly the Five Year Plan that you so wisely set forth is bearing the fruit that it so richly deserves. I am sure I will be busy denouncing with so many coming forth!

 

 

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Can we take a break yet, Comrade Red Square? My arms are getting tired handing out all of these holey blankets and shovels to all the new comrades joining us. Ugh... I need to sit down for a few hours, I'm feeling faint moving my arm around. Why, I think I'm actually doing work!? My goodness, this is awful, just awful! I should be subsidized for having to do all of this work, this is unfair and I doth protest!

 

 

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Chairman Punchenko, you are far too valuable an asset to be doing such menial labor. I denounced a few worthless kulaks just this morning that would be glad to take over those duties for you in the false hope that the Party will have mercy on them. But dreams are good for such da?

 

 

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You are weary of laboring for the common good™, comrade?  Save a holey blanket and a shovel for yourself and get in line!  A sense of greater equality is a disease (unless like billionaire Comrade Castro, you really are more equal), reeducation through hard labor is the cure.  New visitors take warning!

 

 

Comrade Red Square, I think we would be able to spread the Cube's message further by bumper stickers.  Imagine it... what if the site sold bumper stickers saying things like "Give Socialism A Chance in '08," or "I donated to the DNC and the Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund" and other forward thinking slogans, and on the bottom the Cube's URL address.  Besides, I'm damn tired of seeing all these "THIS ENDLESS WAR" stickers on cars... we need to compete!

 

 

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For us Newbies that "Get" the humor...but lack the ability to speak with a commie facade......what do you suggest?

-Don't post?-

I don't know whether I write like a geek or a narc but speaking like Lenin is like walking on all fours....and I haven't down that since college.


Bumper Sticker Idea:

I saw a group of spineless amorphous group of hippie liberals waving Honk signs that suggests:

Support Our Troops...Honk to Bring Them Home!

Using the same logic, why can't we employ the same spineless hippies to hoist signs aloft that suggest:

Honk To Prevent Terrorism!

How about????

Pacify Radical Islam.  Export Liberals.

Vote Left and Bring Radical Islam To Your Bedroom  In The Dead Of Night!

Require A Permit For Terrorism

End Liberalism ..... End Terrorism

 

 

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Comrade Puperinko, who will move up quickly in the ranks with that kind of brown nosing, wrote:Chairman Punchenko, you are far too valuable an asset to be doing such menial labor.

Someone is seriously scoring some Punchenko points and I think his/her/it's name is Comrade Puperinko!!! For your loyalty you may treat yourself to another cup of mud and grass... enjoy!!


Comrade Navigator, who is guiding our ship of state into the safe harbors of Socialism, wrote:For us Newbies that "Get" the humor...but lack the ability to speak with a commie facade......what do you suggest?

It's a little hard at first but I have some tips for you that can assist in arming yourself with strong Communism:

1 - Think of the most absurd thing ever and advocate for its passage into law.

2 - Blame Bush for everything big, small and fabricated.

3 - Make up conspiracy theories involving your most hated Reich-wing figure.

4 – Blame capitalism for everything big, small and fabricated

5 – Praise Her Excellency, Hillary Rodham Clinton, ever second and constantly think about her… even when having sex with multiple anonymous partners (which should include Appliance-American, Snow-Americans, Animal-Americans, Vegetable-Americans, Literary-Americans, Oatmeal-Americans and, of course, Necro-Americans).

6 – Denounce those around you who don’t toe the Party line and don’t be afraid to denounce those you might “love” or “appreciate”.

7- Refer to the Daily Kos for all the juiciest useful-idiocy.

8 – When in doubt parrot the talking-points of  the Party Inner Circle (which includes me, mind you) so that you may survive another day… although I’m making no guarantees because even I can get it wrong which of course I will instantly blame you for.

9 – *AND THIS IS MOST IMPORTANT*: There will be times when the accepted truth of the day becomes obsolete and must be changed. When this happens it is your best interest to immediately forget what the former truth was and take the steps to embrace and parrot the Current Truth™. Example: there was no election in 2004 and George Bush has been emperor since the beginning of time. Also, who is John Kerry and is he that cut-out in the Senate?

 

 

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OIC
Very informative!


The Current Truth™ is......I just soiled my govt supplied, hand-me-down, well soiled Depends™.


Found in the hallways here:

House vote: Insurgents react with non-binding IED

ROTFLMAO.

 

 

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Comrade Navigator wrote:The Current Truth™ is......I just soiled my govt supplied, hand-me-down, well soiled Depends™.

I also soiled myself so there is no need to be ashamed, Comrade Navigator! And soon, very soon, Her Excellency will be soiling on all of us! Oh what a glorious day that will be!

 

 

So, do I need to soil myself as well?  Very well, if the Party asks it of me, then I will soil myself for the Greater GoodTM!
While I'm doing that...  I will review more of this splendid trove of Party approved ideas to continue to avoid forming my own.

(btw, love the pascals wager bit.  funniest thing I've seen in weeks)

 

 

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Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:[quote="Someone is seriously scoring some Punchenko points and I think his/her/it's name is Comrade Puperinko!!! For your loyalty you may treat yourself to another cup of mud and grass... enjoy!!

Commisar, you honor this humble comrade with your graciousness. It is the Pup's honor, nay his duty to brown nose if it serves the Party. He knows what side of his beet bread is buttered!

If I may be so bold, may I suggest something you may wish to discuss with the Central Committee? Perhaps the security organs have brought this to your attention before, but I wanted to be sure this has been considered. Strictly off record of course. But the Pup has a nose for these things. As we all know, on the surface, perhaps the most intractable enemy of the Party is the self proclaimed "Doctor of Democracy," the corpulent capitalism champion himself, Rush Limbaugh. Now consider this. The noble canine, of which the Pup is proud to be, is well known for being a working animal. A creature that earns his keep, his loyalty is beyond question. Everyday, the dog serves the state by keeping guard over the "guests of the gulag," disposing of the excess food that is wasted by these criminals, guarding our peaceful borders etc. All one need do is consider the honorable years of service of our very own Laika. Now the cat on the other hand, is the very essence of liberalism, the most "demoncratic" of all the animal kingdom. The cat is loyal only to the hand that feeds it, it's only apparent skill is to come to the sound of a can opener, and is known for considering itself above work and deserving of attention by all around it.

Now in case you have not heard, Rush Limbaugh has openly stated that he likes cats, he talks of the cat he owns on a semi regular basis. While I am still seeking further evidence, I believe that Rush may well be trying to send us a message, that he is one of us! It is otherwise hard to imagine why this self avowed champion of self sufficiency, would choose such a creature as the cat to be a companion! I know this is a stretch, but can you imagine the incalculable good that Rush could do for the party if he is indeed a covert socialist?

I beg your forgiveness for my impertinence to imagine that I would be worthy to make such observations to one as astute as yourself.

 

 

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Rush is not intelligent enough to accept Party truth which therefore renders him a non-person after the revolution. The man is just too dangerous to us and I’m sure he will be happy lined up against the wall.

Oh, and I’m *Chairman* - not Commissar. Be sure to write that down for future reference because that is very important!

 

 

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Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:Rush is not intelligent enough to accept Party truth which therefore renders him a non-person after the revolution. The man is just too dangerous to us and I’m sure he will be happy lined up against the wall.

Oh, and I’m *Chairman* - not Commissar. Be sure to write that down for future reference because that is very important!

Oh forgive me Chairman, this humble worker appears to have been in error on two fronts. I was just struck by the apparent contradiction in Rush's love for the liberal cat beast while at the same time espousing his vile, anti worker, capitalist nonsense and wondered if he was trying to send a signal.

But I am so grateful that I sought your wisdom first, and even more grateful that you did not immediately demand my arrest for being so brash. I will try up prove I am worthy of such benevolence by tripling my denunciations of others for the good of the Party.

 

 

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Welcome, all new comerades.  You have nothing to lose but the chains of fascism, capitalism, and believing you can at all think for yourselves.  By the way, if you get confused along the way, I have found a helpful primer for the modern way to answer any and every answer regarding current US events:

https://stottingoveragain.blogspot.com/ ... n-for.html

In brief, answer if unsure of the answeer, simply state,
"the deliberate lies and mishandling of this unlawful war by the Bush administration can no longer be tolerated.”

 

 

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Red Square wrote:I've been receiving emails from the oppressed masses since the inception of this Party Organ. Many an exploited toiler, upon discovering the People's Cube, clicked on the "FEEDBACK" button with a calloused finger to share his/her/its excitement, to report a thoughtcrime, denounce friends and neighbors, or to submit for re-education. Now, once we became exposed on the Rush Limbaugh show, the flow of feedback emails turned into a flood.

Has the Cube received any hate emails from The Enemies ™ of The People?

 

 

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RedtheProgressiveFox wrote:Has the Cube received any hate emails from The Enemies ™ of The People?
It has, and they all sounded as if they were written by the Mime.*

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*the Mime is a legendary figure, part of the People's Cube folklore. He appeared as a poster on the Cube  several times, stirring a lot of excitement with his physical threats and exuberant expletives. He also sent me a ton of hateful expletive-laced emails.  His real name is Mikael Rudolph, he runs a kooky "impeachforpeace.org" site, and makes a living as a mime in Wisconsin.

Here's Mikael fulfilling his societal duty of miming for the betterment of the local community.

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Oh, how disappointed am I that I missed that :( .  Oh well, the archives are always great fun to go over.

 

 

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Comrade Red Fox wrote:Oh well, the archives are always great fun to go over.

Not to mention strictly enforced! It is every comrade's duty to go over the archives at least several times a day while taking notes on every progressive comment made. If my fingers have to bleed, yours will too! Now everyone get busy writing!

 

 

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RedtheProgressiveFox wrote:Oh, how disappointed am I that I missed that :( .  Oh well, the archives are always great fun to go over.
The Mime deleted most all of his posts before he left (or Red could cancel his account). That was truly the best exchange since I have been toiling for the masses here at the Cube (Proud Party Member since 7/15/05).

Read this thread...priceless!

https://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=909

 

 

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Read this thread...priceless!

Once you've read it...go over to the People's Blog Section "Bridge Breaks Bush to Blame" and check out the picture with the idiot holding the "Bridges not Bombs" sign.
That would be "Causal Crunch" whose real name is Jodin Morey.
When the bridge collapsed I instantly knew these Minnesota Moonbats would rise to the occasion and blame Bush.
I posted my prediction.
They delivered.....and you didn't have to be Nostradamus to see it coming.

The thing that really cracks me up is how paranoid and violence threatening Mikael became once we dragged him out of the mime closet (BTW...his avatar is really him..Red added it....a Buddy Holly looking deranged lunatic) He was so surprised that we found out who he was, where he lived, his phone numbers...etc...that he thought we really were KGB when all it took was a couple of internet searches to find all his narcissistic personal information posted all over the web. That's where Red found his picture.
Remember, alway accuse the other side of what you are doing is the number one rule in the libs playbook. He thought we were out to get him. If people like him ever get real power, there will be gulags in this country and we'll be inmates.

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P.S. Red....The Mime is from Minnesota too, not Wisconsin. I think you were getting him confused with the progressive deer molester's homestate.
https://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=971

 

 

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Red Square wrote:he runs a kooky "impeachforpeace.org" site, and makes a living as a mime in Wisconsin.

As a certain wabbit would say... What a maroon! Oh, how I wish I had been around at this time. I just saw his impeachforpeace site, and the bridges not bombs. Even if one were to assume there was a modicum of truth in their argument, it is not like we haven't been hearing about the infrastructure problems for what? A good 40 years in my experience. So where was all the push to fix it previously? This clown...er mime....is the very essence of what I  have mentioned previously of worthless amateur liberals, the sort that only detract from the real work of the Party and our coming socialist utopia. Where are the real heros such as Alger Hiss? Who can forget the fine work of Kim Philby? I for one hope to one day follow in the footsteps of a true giant, the lovable yet inimitable Lavrentiy Pavlovich Beria. He would know how to handle such fools.

 

 

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Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:It is every comrade's duty to go over the archives at least several times a day while taking notes on every progressive comment made. If my fingers have to bleed, yours will too! Now everyone get busy writing!

Chairman, it is with a sad heart I must confess yet another flaw in my GoodThink. I have failed to find the location of these archives, and naturally, I wish to immerse myself in all that is right and good for the Party. Could you direct me to where they may be found?

 

 

Chairman Red Square,

Congratulations on your tangle with R. L. and coming out the WINNER !!   You did great for TPC, yourself, and the Motherland.   We're all very proud of you and for you !!

Life is good....

Tickled Red,
Blue Bell

 

 

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Thanks, Blue Bell. Your re-education is now complete and a graduation ceremony is in order. Please submit notarized screenshots of all your postings, three pages of bio, a work record, fingerprints, copies of all tax returns, credit card numbers, bank accounts, your mother's maiden name, and eleven passport photos of yourself, your family members, and household appliances. If you have an unmelted Snow-American in your backyard we want 11 passport photos of him/her/it as well. In a private interview you will need to tell us if any of your relatives had ever been the members of the Menshevik Party, or the followers of Trotsky.

Comrades, we must now all collectively plug in to Groupthink and quickly make up the long-lasting graduation traditions that existed at the Cube from the beginning of time. We need a list of props, the cost estimate, and the names of the kulaks who will be footing the bill.

 

 

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Have you heard the wonderful, yet unsurprising news? The Party can hail yet another record thanks to the magnificent nutrition that is available to the people!

KIEV, Ukraine  —  A Ukrainian is the tallest person in the world, beating a Chinese man who previously held the title, Guinness World Records said Wednesday.

Not only a new record, but out did our Chicom wannabes by 8"!

https://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,292550,00.html

 

 

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R Berkeley, CA wrote:Hi Comrade. While riding my bicycle in Berkeley this morning I heard you on Limbaugh's show. I think our friends the Democrats are yearning for the creation of the Life Style Police. Hot rodders, male body builders, Hippies, recreational basketball players, and much more.... time wasters could be prohibited with such cops..

R
Berkeley, CA

Comrade Carbon Criminal R,
Please go directly to the Gulag... do no pass go... do not collect Victory Vodka coupons or get out of Gulag Free Passes... Let me understand, please... you were riding your bicycle in Berkeley this morning (exactly how early?).... have you any idea precisely what your carbon dioxide output must have been as you took in air that rightly belongs to the People, while expelling the dreaded and noxious planet killing CO2?... You have obviously not realized that such a Police Force already exists in the form of The Church of Reformed Latter-Day Climatologists! Also known as the Goremons. (Algore Akbar! GWBUH! Rev. L. Space Dogged presiding).  Please present yourself to Nurse Comrade Otis (He-e-e-e-e-l-l-l-l-l-o Nurse!) at the Karl Marx Treatment Center for the Criminally Confused for immediate reformatting via use of The Stone (for thine Stone is hard, Oh Great Goreman! Algore Ahkbar! GWBUH! ...and thine bite is sharper than thine bark, Oh Geosynchronous Rev. L. Space Dogged! Ruff!! We ask only that you boost the gain on the signal and lock in the frequency so that all may hear and know the joy of the Tin Hat!! Ramen!)

Impressionable Youth wrote:So, do I need to soil myself as well?  Very well, if the Party asks it of me, then I will soil myself for the Greater GoodTM!
While I'm doing that...  I will review more of this splendid trove of Party approved ideas to continue to avoid forming my own.

Comrade Impressionable Youth,
Clearly you are an Impressionable Youth as someone has already convinced you to avoid forming your own ideas, and to ask our permission to soil yourself as well... Fine, fine... by all means, go ahead and take a big one... I'll be back at work soon and if one of my more experienced and responsible fellow Kommissars will but kindly have a bucket, mop, and my sharpened shovel ready, I'll at least have a head start at cleaning up after all the "impressionable youth" that no doubt will have been brought into the bosom of the Party's very own Church of Reformed Latter-Day Climatologists! Also known as the Goremons. (Algore Akbar! GWBUH! Rev. L. Space Dogged presiding) lined up for the opportunity to poop in their own Official Church of Reformed Latter-Day Climatolgist Coveralls

Navigator wrote:OIC
Very informative!
The Current Truth™ is......I just soiled my govt supplied, hand-me-down, well soiled Depends™.

Comrade Navigator, <br>Fine, fine... by all means go ahead and s**t yourself as well... soon all will be jumping on the bandwagon and Sister will have more than enough guano to start manufacturing larger calibre poodle gun ordinance with Betsky, without having to appeal to Meow to have to hit up Thought Criminal $.$. Haliburton for poop for rocket fuel and explosives (becomes very complicated... Dolphin must ask Flying Squirrel to ask ex-Hedgehog to ask Moose to ask Boris, "where is boom?" - Boris, who is ex-Kartoons for Kerry Mole), for makings for explosives funded by Bushitler precursor Ollie North... stick around... it will one day make sense and then you will know the end is truly nigh... the Military Industrial Supply Lines become ever more tedious and the blurring of party lines to arm one's self of greater concern... Damn Ollie North and Nancy (Nancy I.. as in "just say no, Nancy!")... so please, crap away... the deeper the s**t around here, the more shovelling practise for the newbies... and to think I worried that things might be slow when I got back... <snort!>...

That said, Comrade Navigator, what is with the Depends™?  Have you any idea the carbon footprint of a depends Adult Diaper?  Please just crap in your pants.

Glorious Red and Kommissar Prickley ex-Rodent Fox of my Heart,
Red Square wrote:
RedtheProgressiveFox wrote:Has the Cube received any hate emails from The Enemies ™ of The People?
It has, and they all sounded as if they were written by the Mime.*

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*the Mime is a legendary figure, part of the People's Cube folklore. He appeared as a poster on the Cube  several times, stirring a lot of excitement with his physical threats and exuberant expletives. He also sent me a ton of hateful expletive-laced emails.  His real name is Mikael Rudolph, he runs a kooky "impeachforpeace.org" site, and makes a living as a mime in Wisconsin.

Here's Mikael fulfilling his societal duty of miming for the betterment of the local community.

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And the saddest thing is of all those we have ever had to deal with and are likely to deal with, MM is perhaps the most Full of S**t!... just think what Betty and I could accomplish with the Poodle Farm and Aramaments Manufactury if we had control of but a fraction of the S**t he mistakes for Shinola!... Our ICBM (InterCanusBowelMovement) Poodle Rockets  would shurely give the evil $.$. a run for his bunker!!!  If we could only lure Mikael to the Karl Marx Resort, we would be rolling in it!!!

Damn! It's good to be getting closer and closer to returning... The Pod Rejoices... Reverend L. Space Dogged... Laika... a request for some emotionally searing 80's retro this Friday night, if you please, Maestro (I think Pravda will agree).  It will speed the Pod on it's return...

And now, I must return to my re-write of the Classic Country Joe and the Fish Song, "I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin'-To-Die Rag"... there are many ways to sharpen one's shovel... any karaoke files appreciated... still have not found a decent one for the Clash rewrite for Paris's Burning.... and it's been put out for a while now, though some arrondissement are still smouldering, I'm told... perhaps if a couple youth were to stupidly electrocute themselves?... No takers among our new impressionable friends?... going once?... twice?... Humph.. no dedication to the cause these days... Dr. P?... Meow?... I remember when any one of us was up for starting a good national riot, and now?!... I fear I return just in time...

Laika - crank 'er, if you please...

What is the frequency, Kenneth?
SMO
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The Tsarevna wrote:In brief, answer if unsure of the answeer, simply state, "the deliberate lies and mishandling of this unlawful war by the Bush administration can no longer be tolerated.”

Comrade, I find I must renounce myself. I only made 173% of my projected quota of 200% over my 1 year plan for denunciations, because of the deliberate lies and mishandling of this unlawful war by the Bush administration!

 

 

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Sister Massively Opiated wrote: and to think I worried that things might be slow when I got back... <snort!>...



It is so good to have you back SMO!  We at the party have all missed you!


Now, here is your mop and bucket.  I can't stand to go over to the Chairman's house, and it is not because I am trying to stea--  Never mind.  No time like the present to get back to work, no?

 

 

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Hey SMO,

How 'bout a re-write of Duran Duran's "Rio" as "Reno"?

Her name is Reno and she does the best she can
To be real butch, you know, she's really masculine.

 

 

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Gorgeous Dr. Palimpsest wrote:Her name is Reno and she does the best she can
To be real butch, you know, she's really masculine.

Thank you, Doctor Palimpsest, for your words of praise… they were well processed and I enjoyed them very much. Let me ask you something, Doctor: have you ever been with a man before?? I mean, would you like to take me out to dinner sometime at one of your and Meow’s favorite haunts? Please, Dr. P, there is no need to hold a knife to your wrist just because I asked you out. If anything I’ll let you sleep on the offer, among other things that is.

My pet buzzard will be by tomorrow morning waiting for your response, just be kind enough to fasten a note to his talon in a humane fashion so he won’t be forced to peck your eyes right out of their sockets.

See ya’ in your dreams!

-- Janet

 

 

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RedtheProgressiveFox wrote:
Sister Massively Opiated wrote: and to think I worried that things might be slow when I got back... <snort!>...

It is so good to have you back SMO!  We at the party have all missed you!
Now, here is your mop and bucket.  I can't stand to go over to the Chairman's house, and it is not because I am trying to stea--  Never mind.  No time like the present to get back to work, no?

Foxy Pointy Thing...
How are the children?... I am not quite home yet... there is a lot of traffic in the St. Lawrence, and with the Caribana Festival in Toronto, we had to be careful that no one was arbitrarily firing handguns into the lake (Aki was 'finned' last year during a particularly rowdy Jump Up!)... There is a bit more work to be done before we are back full-time, but the Pod is in reorientation mode and are trying to catch up on things around here as quickly as possible...

In the mean time, the Chairman's been sitting in his own detritus for several months now, so he can sit a little longer... it's not going to discolour his gold curtains or bedroom doors, if that's what your worried about, and it's not stealing, as all belongs to The Party and you picked up that Tupolev to save his and Dr. P's asses anyway... I made some savvy investments with that $oft Ca$h Meow gave us after we got him out of the self-tightening Girl Scout outfit he let Her Majesty talk him into, and as the real estate market in TO is not nearly as soft as down south... I think we'll be set for the winter, so no worries... and Aki has been practising with his tool set, so we'll have those doors off in no time... I'm sure the Chairman's so overcome by his own fumes at this point that he won't even come to until after they're long gone, and it's not like we won't need to get the air circulating... voila... perfect excuse...

Dr. W. S. Palimpsest wrote:Hey SMO,
How 'bout a re-write of Duran Duran's "Rio" as "Reno"?

Her name is Reno and she does the best she can
To be real butch, you know, she's really masculine.

oooOOOoooh... I'm liking it... but I really need to get this Country Joe song outta my melon.. it's stuck there, like a cousin in a tuna net, and it won't go away and so must be purged... We must be careful to avoid the entire Parkinsons issue but damn! There are some amazing Waco and Koresh rhymes.... as always, Dr. P, Genius!!!  I'm sure Pravda is already running with it...

Janet wrote:
Gorgeous Dr. Palimpsest wrote:Thank you, Doctor Palimpsest, for your words of praise… they were well processed and I enjoyed them very much. Let me ask you something, Doctor: have you ever been with a man before??... See ya’ in your dreams!
-- Janet

... Dr. P!... an admirer!... Just think - you can quote that other classic of the period, The Rocky Horror Picture Show... "Dammit, Janet, I love you!!!!"... I'm sure it'll bring in a great deal of 'support' for The Party (we'll be able to add to the Diego Rivera Memorial Syphilitic Wing of the Karl Marx Treatment Centre, AND bail Meow out a few times with what the Man-Thing will pay... I mean donate to you, for services rendered... and WE IN THE PARTY ALL KNOW that after what you and Meow put us through last winter, you'll be more than happy to take one for the Party... Hell... take two... I'm sure they're small...)...

I've certainly missed you, P... When we were in Paris on recon, Chicken Sushi and I even picked out a beautiful silk Hermes scarf for you, and quick-finned Aki lifted it with no problems (like we're going to pay those Kapitalist Swine for the stolen labour of workers they keep in the catacombs, not to mention the raw materials stolen from the worms)... I'm most certain the colours will make your eyes stand out beautifully and will go with your favourite opera cape... Janet... Nancy... hell... even her Majesty will be dazzled... of that I have no doubts...

In the mean time, rhyme on, my friend... rhyme on... Genius!
SMO...

 

 

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S.A.F. Marshal Pravda wrote:Read this thread...priceless!

If we're going to talk about our Twilight Zone-like encounter with The Mime I think it only right to point out some of the things he wrote and then, when he sobered up in the morning and realized what he'd done, deleted. No one that wasn't there that night can really conceive the Mime's seething psychotic-like hate and rage. Just to get make it clear, this gentleman is one the driving forces behind the impeachment movement. These are the things he wrote (for real):

Margaret wrote:You mean debate like this, Chairman?

You spineless yellow fascist lizards! You want debate? You're nothing but brainwashed corporatist fascists! What use is debate with the likes of you? All you know is what your corporate masters at Faux news tell you! What about this?


https://www.impeachforrevolution.com

or this:

https://www.impeachforrevolution.com

or this:

https://www.impeachforrevolution.com

https://www.impeachforrevolution.com

https://www.impeachforrevolution.com

https://www.impeachforrevolution.com

You cowards! You fascist lackey pigs! You lousy pieces of filth you're so stupid, insecure, and immature you don't have the balls to debate! Cowards! You deserve to die like the worms you are. And you Margaret, I haven't seen you say anything of any substance at all. What are you, some kind of stupid airhead bitch? The only sex you probably get is playing with yourself because no one would want to get near that scabby, diseased, sore infested hole between your legs you yellow fascist brainwashed slime.

Oh, and did I mention my website:


https://www.impeachforrevolution.com

Gulagotroll - Open and Free Debate


As you can only imagine, the things he wrote to me hurt me so much I still have trouble functioning during the day or sleeping at night. I don't know how a man who is a caring, tolerant, open-minded Liberal could say such things to a woman. What kind of a man writes things like that to a woman?

 

 

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I loved the part where he threatened to kick my ass, that he was more of a patriot than any of us because his aunt was in the DAR and his dad fought in WWII.

Then we found out he was a 115lb mime.
I laughed so hard I hurt myself.
BTW, he's growing a beard in the latest IFP video.
He can run and try to hide behind a beard but the party will always find him.

 

 

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Janet wrote:...Let me ask you something, Doctor: have you ever been with a man before?? I mean, would you like to take me out to dinner sometime at one of your and Meow’s favorite haunts? Please, Dr. P, there is no need to hold a knife to your wrist just because I asked you out...

My pet buzzard will be by tomorrow morning waiting for your response, just be kind enough to fasten a note to his talon in a humane fashion so he won’t be forced to peck your eyes right out of their sockets.

Wow, JR, I'm quite flattered, but I'm kinda in a serious relationship right now with a coked-up fashionista to whom the Chairman introduced me last night.  'Tis a pity, though.  

Oh, and, sorry about your messenger buzzard -- my pet falcon, Mr. Falco, made lunch of it.  Whoops!  Falconry is my latest thing.  The Chairman is getting his raptor today.  Yeah!  This is gonna rule.  Move over JD and Turk, the Falconers are in the house!

Cheerio,

Dr. P

 

 

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Sister Massively Opiated wrote:[I've certainly missed you, P... When we were in Paris on recon, Chicken Sushi and I even picked out a beautiful silk Hermes scarf for you, and quick-finned Aki lifted it with no problems (like we're going to pay those Kapitalist Swine for the stolen labour of workers they keep in the catacombs, not to mention the raw materials stolen from the worms)... I'm most certain the colours will make your eyes stand out beautifully and will go with your favourite opera cape... Janet... Nancy... hell... even her Majesty will be dazzled... of that I have no doubts...
SMO...

Sis SMO,

Ahhh, Aki, so fleet of fin!  I will always treasure that gorgeous chartreuse scarf, SMO.  Your taste, as always: impeccable.  As an accesory, it has proven quite indispensable in the seas of amore, having served as a lure for so many great catches.

And Paris, will it ever be the same again, now that Sarko the Mad is at the helm?  One day, may the Gertrude Steins of another age return to the Left Bank and do us proud.

 

 

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Sister Massively Opiated wrote:
Foxy Pointy Thing...
How are the children?...

Very good, thank you for asking.  They have recently though, started to complain about their lunches.  They say that since they started eating the rich kid's lunches, that the rich kids have started to bring only tuna salad.  The rich kid's parents are rambling on about how this is a microcosm of socialism or something like that.  I just hold my ears so as to not to have any thought-crimes.  If only those spoiled little brats would bring their best tasting food for the masses!
As far as school itself for them, they are good.  Recently, Bush pulled them out of private school.  The Chairman was as a good progressive and unselfishly put them back into school for the rest of their school-carriers on live TV!

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Margaret!  Thank you for posting some quotes by our esteemed Mime.  Going through the archives, I am amused enough by just listing to y'all, but I am driven up the wall not knowing what the Mime was actually saying.  This gives me a good idea of how the rest of it was though, such colorful language for someone that is supposed to be sensitive towards other's feelings.

 

 

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[html]For our new members -

Back in the days when RedtheProgressiveFox posted under the name of RedtheProgressiveHedgehog, we used to discuss his family and children:

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oooooh.... I have always loved that foto!... so cute, the little pointy ones... and now so smart, as I understand it... I say, prick the little Kulak children until they are dizzy from loss of blood,, and then threaten them with sharpened shovels (you know... those little childrens' models that fold up for easy storage in their book bags) so that they will raid their Bourgeoise parents' pantries (NO Meow... that's p-a-n-t-r-y... not panties) and bring out the 'good stuff'... the grilled marinated artichoke hearts and red peppers... sundried tomatoes... the expensive olive oil... Hell... just the other day I saw vacuum packed sliced smoked duck, if you can believe it... no refrigeration necessary... have the fastest of the offspring dash by a decent patiesserie and grab a baguette from the outside display basket as he flies by, and the family may enjoy a jolly picnic lunch together!... Oh... and if the Kulak children can gather enough (see if they have any Boursin, or at least some decent Chevre) and manage to swipe a decent bottle of red, you can have them join your family picnic and begin their indoctrination even before someone comes in the night, kicks in their door, and drags parents away for forced vacation (I'm sure they've won one as a bonus for their investment practises)... nothing like a little red wine on a warm summer afternoon to help shape young minds I always say (yes... I realize the French are capitulating whores, but they didn't survive this long as capitulating whores by beign stupid... they have been innovators in certain things)... Ah... they grow up so fast... I love the little 'hands'...

Bon Appetite
SMO

ps.... if the Kulak children are recalcitrant or beyond re-edukation, by all means, just have the pointy triplets beat them to death with their shovels and give me a call to let me know which hedge they are hidden under and I'll be sure to have it taken care of... I'd also be happy to give them a little lesson in clean-up, if they are inclined that way at all... one never knows where one's talents lie, and sometimes it is only serendipitous exposure to new experiences that allows us to find our true calling... Is it not so, C. Otis?

 

 

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Dr. W. S. Palimpsest wrote:
Janet wrote:...Let me ask you something, Doctor: have you ever been with a man before?? I mean, would you like to take me out to dinner sometime at one of your and Meow’s favorite haunts? Please, Dr. P, there is no need to hold a knife to your wrist just because I asked you out...

My pet buzzard will be by tomorrow morning waiting for your response, just be kind enough to fasten a note to his talon in a humane fashion so he won’t be forced to peck your eyes right out of their sockets.

Wow, JR, I'm quite flattered, but I'm kinda in a serious relationship right now with a coked-up fashionista to whom the Chairman introduced me last night.  'Tis a pity, though.  

Oh, and, sorry about your messenger buzzard -- my pet falcon, Mr. Falco, made lunch of it.  Whoops!  Falconry is my latest thing.  The Chairman is getting his raptor today.  Yeah!  This is gonna rule.  Move over JD and Turk, the Falconers are in the house!

Cheerio,

Dr. P

Ah, Dr. P. , so fleet of mind to escape the trappings of JR!! Lovely...the next time I'm propositioned by a husky fem Sargeant of The People's Army™, I will have to refer to your "How To Ditch a Date Reference Guide". The words just flow so easily for you, no? Like Tupelo honey across the palate...so skilled...Salute!

 

 

Red Square wrote:Thanks, Blue Bell. Your re-education is now complete and a graduation ceremony is in order. Please submit notarized screenshots of all your postings, three pages of bio, a work record, fingerprints, copies of all tax returns, credit card numbers, bank accounts, your mother's maiden name, and eleven passport photos of yourself, your family members, and household appliances. If you have an unmelted Snow-American in your backyard we want 11 passport photos of him/her/it as well. In a private interview you will need to tell us if any of your relatives had ever been the members of the Menshevik Party, or the followers of Trotsky.

Comrades, we must now all collectively plug in to Groupthink and quickly make up the long-lasting graduation traditions that existed at the Cube from the beginning of time. We need a list of props, the cost estimate, and the names of the kulaks who will be footing the bill.


Why thank you, Red Square.   For ME ??   Your great kindness is ever so much appreciated.   It took awhile to get all that stuff together, but the items you requested are finally on their way, and will be delivered to you personally, via Blue Bird Air Mail, by several of my favorite and trusted little pet blue birds.   It might take a few days longer, but regular mail delivery is so unfashionable !!   The packet will be wrapped in white glossy paper and tied up in streaming red ribbon with a big red bow on top to befit this very special and honorary occasion.   Please sign the receipt provided by the captain of my dear little winged friends (he will be wearing a little blue cap), and they will be on their way back home.

OH !!   I almost forgot !!   Do I get to wear a red cap and gown for the graduation ceremony ??  And will there be a dance and buffet after I get my diploma ??   Red Square, the excitement is really beginning to build !!   I can hardly wait !!   “I’m so excited, and I just can’t hide it !!”   Perhaps I could invite some of my friends from Butterfield Stage Players to the ceremony to perform for this glorious occasion!!   We could do “I Could Have Danced All Night” or “A Comedy Tonight.”

Waiting in gleeful anticipation and having a blast !!
Blue Bell

P.S.   Should I change my name to Red Bell or some other more befitting name for TPC ?   Rose Red, Red Head, Scarlet, The Scarlet/Red Pimpernel, Texas Red, Red Red Wine, Red Dog, Rebel Rouser, etc.

Other Red Names:
https://www.thinkbabynames.com/search/1/red

 

 

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Blue Bell wrote:OH !!   I almost forgot !!   Do I get to wear a red cap and gown for the graduation ceremony ??  And will there be a dance and buffet after I get my diploma ??   Red Square, the excitement is really beginning to build !!   I can hardly wait !!   “I’m so excited, and I just can’t hide it !!”   Perhaps I could invite some of my friends from Butterfield Stage Players to the ceremony to perform for this glorious occasion!!   We could do “I Could Have Danced All Night” or “A Comedy Tonight.”
Waiting in gleeful anticipation and having a blast !!
Blue Bell

Fashion, whatever its tribal roots, is a tool of control misappropriated by the Aristocracy to control the Bourgeois.  Next you'll be wanting Glass Blowing Facility #782 to stop work on drinking glasses for a week and retool, so that you can have a pair of glass slippers... pah!  Why is no one ever happy with their standard issue burlap coveralls?  They are sturdy, utilitarian, and hide staining well... the constant abrasiveness cuts down on the need to bathe as dirt and whatnot is rubbed off the skin almost as soon as it adheres, and the ease with which they can be reused and recycled (thereby reducing waste), makes them idealogically ideal.  The are the perfect piece of clothing.

Blue Bell wrote:P.S.   Should I change my name to Red Bell or some other more befitting name for TPC ?   Rose Red, Red Head, Scarlet, The Scarlet/Red Pimpernel, Texas Red, Red Red Wine, Red Dog, Rebel Rouser, etc.

I was going to say that since everything is supposed to be BIG in Texas, perhaps Big Red would be appropriate, but it is not very feminine if that is of concern to you... Perhaps Big Redonova... or Red Bull (is there not also much cattle in Texas?... ) although one would not want to provide unnecessary and free advertising for this beverage's corporate overseers... they can pay for promoting their stolen labour themselves...

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Navigator wrote:For us Newbies that "Get" the humor...but lack the ability to speak with a commie facade......what do you suggest?

-Don't post?-

I don't know whether I write like a geek or a narc but speaking like Lenin is like walking on all fours....and I haven't down that since college.

As a new soldier for The People's Army™, I had a similar delimma.  I will be brief since I can hear the pounding of the emperialists jackbooted bourgeoisie outside my door... in order to speak like the Father™ of The Revolution™... I read his very words.

Vladimir I. Lenin wrote:One of the objections raised to the slogan of "the revolutionary-democratic dictatorship of the proletariat and the peasantry" is that dictatorship presupposes a "single will" (Iskra, No. 95), and that there can be no single will of the proletariat and the petty bourgeoisie.... The absence of unity on questions of Socialism and in the struggle for Socialism does not preclude singleness of will on questions of democracy and in the struggle for a republic....Beyond the bounds of democracy there can be no question of the proletariat and the peasant bourgeoisie having a single will. Class struggle between them is inevitable; but it is in a democratic republic that this struggle will be the most thoroughgoing and widespread struggle of the people for Socialism. Like everything else in the world, the revolutionary-democratic dictatorship of the proletariat and the peasantry has a past and a future. Its past is autocracy, serfdom, monarchy and privilege. In the struggle against this past, in the struggle against counterrevolution, a "single will" of the proletariat and the peasantry is possible, for here there is unity of interests.

- V.I. Lenin

Two Tactics of Social-Democracy in the Democratic Revolution
10. "Revolutionary Communes" and the Revolutionary-Democratic Dictatorship of the Proletariat and the Peasantry

https://www.marxists.org/glossary/orgs/b/o.htm

Nostrovia!

- Comrad Trexborg
Bolshevik sympathizer

P.S. - I write like both a geek and a nerd as I am sure you will atest.

 

 

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gunsite wrote:i waitng for some shirts i order, great website, i read the transcript of your interview at rush's website and click on the peoplecube.com. I had to order some shirts.
shirts arrived...great stuff

 

 

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S.A.F. Marshal Pravda wrote:...the next time I'm propositioned by a husky fem Sargeant of The People's Army™, I will have to refer to your "How To Ditch a Date Reference Guide". The words just flow so easily for you, no? Like Tupelo honey across the palate...so skilled...Salute!

Magnanimous Marshall,

You are too kind; I do what I do only in service of The Greater Good™.  My "How To" manual is nothing more than my very own "Love Letter" to The People™.

Take Tip #452, for instance:

Problem: So you're at this kickin' party with a moderately attractive, but rather lackluster chick.  Across the room, two spirited hotties are blowing you kisses and giving you the "come-hither" gesture behind Comrade Dullski's back.  Is it because they've seen your hammer-and-sickle lapel pin, and want a piece of you?  Probably.

Dilemma: Do I ditch Dullski and hook up with the hotties?  Of course!  But how can I do it without coming across as a royal asshole?

Solution: Excuse yourself and pretend to be heading to the restroom.  Approach the beckoning beauties and tell them you're with your "depressed" sister, but she's about to leave and you'll join them in a few minutes.  Tell them to order a drink on your tab to seal the deal.  Next, return to Dullski and tell her that you have a confession to make.  Play the "Gay Card™".  That's right, tell her that she's great and all that BS, but you're just in to people of the same sex.  Then, tell her your ex is also at the party.  She'll get the picture and try to console you.  Make your goodbyes short and sweet, and have your driver, or a cab, take her home.

With Dullski gone, you're primed for the menage-a-trois of your life.  What are you waiting for comrade?  Get in there and mix it up; do your public duty and sacrifice yourself for the collective!  Take one for the team, sporto!

--Dr. P

 

 

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We don't wear gowns during graduation here, Comrade Blue Bell. Instead we wear nothing. Absolutely nothing except for maybe some socks... red socks, of course. And once on stage you must select from five Appliance-Americans to become your lyfe-partner... then you will be offered a fruit basket, a shovel and a kick in the ass.

But it isn't over yet! Oh no!

Next you will be required to recite an oath before the Politburo known as the Oatmeal Oath. Upon reciting this oath, you will be led down a hotel corridor with three doors...... behind each door is nothing which symbolizes the emptiness of our ideas. Next you will be required to eat a bowl of oatmeal which contains offerings from all comrades participating (at the last graduation I contributed my coveted KY Warming Jelly to the bowl of oatmeal and I think Dr. P threw in some cocaine). Upon eating the bowl of oatmeal, you are thrown down a 10 flights of stairs covered in beans! Yes, the stairs represent the fall from grace in the Party's eyes if you so choose to fail and the beans represent absolutely nothing are used to make the stairs more slick (for kicks, of course).

Am I done explaining the graduation ceremony?? No, I'm not!

Upon falling down the 10 flights of stairs (and surviving... which is required to move on) you are then presented with two options by a fat man in a clown suite shaking hands with a woman who looks a lot like Rosalynn Carter (take a guess who the fat guy in the clown suite represents). Your two options are 1.) get an education and a job or 2.) follow the clown to the SSA to apply for entitlements. If you chose option #2 you can now move to the final two steps known as The Circle of Complete and Utter Progress!

Step one is rather tricky (it was for me at least). You have more options in this step and they are all very, very, very tricky! Your first option is whether or not give a crackwhore some of a struggling families money so that she may purchase some more crack to have a really, really good time. If you decide to give her more money you have proven yourself progressive and can advance to the second option. The second option is very hard as well. Here you are presented with another progressive dilemma, a child is crying because a politician of the Party stole his lollipop, stole his mother's purse, drove off in the families only car, and then proceeded with running over a few bystanders while screaming "I'm on Ambien and I have to go vote", what do you do? Do you report this to the police OR do you tell the police that it was George Bush in the car!? If you said George Bush and not a Kennedy you have proven yourself progressive and can now move onto the final phase of The Circle of Complete and Utter Progress!!

Now this final phase is easy. Here you are to choose what form of progress you wish to engage in most. The following choices are yours: depravity, corruption, deception, hate, tyranny, immorality (which is the one I chose which covers just about everything you could ever want :-) ) and last, but not least, MURDER (which is what Ted Kennedy chose when he finally passed this last phase by driving his Oldsmobile into... well, you know).

It sounds like a lot, Blue Bell... but it is the only way! Enjoy, and choose wisely!

 

 

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Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:"I'm on Ambien and I have to go vote"

Chairman Punchenko, speaking of voting, this Pup was wondering if it were possible if one could get a Party ballot with fill in the blanks that I could endorse, and have you, or a surviving Party Member fill in the approved Party Candidate in perpetuity? The Pup would certainly wish for his vote to continue even after his body is used to fertilize the Dear Leader's garden, or turned into a Solyent Red to feed the people. Of course the Pup's last words will be "the Party, the Party, the Party!"

 

 

Blue Bell wrote:OH !!   I almost forgot !!   Do I get to wear a red cap and gown for the graduation ceremony ??  And will there be a dance and buffet after I get my diploma ??   Red Square, the excitement is really beginning to build !!   I can hardly wait !!   “I’m so excited, and I just can’t hide it !!”   Perhaps I could invite some of my friends from Butterfield Stage Players to the ceremony to perform for this glorious occasion!!   We could do “I Could Have Danced All Night” or “A Comedy Tonight.”
Waiting in gleeful anticipation and having a blast !!
Blue Bell


Sister Massively Opiated Wrote

Fashion, whatever its tribal roots, is a tool of control misappropriated by the Aristocracy to control the Bourgeois.  Next you'll be wanting Glass Blowing Facility #782 to stop work on drinking glasses for a week and retool, so that you can have a pair of glass slippers... pah!  Why is no one ever happy with their standard issue burlap coveralls?  They are sturdy, utilitarian, and hide staining well... the constant abrasiveness cuts down on the need to bathe as dirt and whatnot is rubbed off the skin almost as soon as it adheres, and the ease with which they can be reused and recycled (thereby reducing waste), makes them idealogically ideal.  The are the perfect piece of clothing.


Sister Massively Opiated,

I was born in 1934 and, as one of the "huddled masses," I remember very well the hard, course clothing we Proles wore during the Great Depression.   Those were real fun times !!   Going to bed hungry, rampant diseases, and death were accepted as matters of fact.   My mother worked for the WPA (Hoover/Roosevelt Works Progress Agency) at the sewing factory.   I have a picture of myself as a 5 year old, dressed in one of the sturdy, utilitarian uniforms she made at the factory.   Perhaps you might better understand my present aversion and refusal of wearing burlap and other course clothing.

I also recall December 7, 1941, hearing FDR deliver his famous speech and line on the radio...  "This day will live in infamy."  

Blue Bell wrote:P.S.   Should I change my name to Red Bell or some other more befitting name for TPC ?   Rose Red, Red Head, Scarlet, The Scarlet/Red Pimpernel, Texas Red, Red Red Wine, Red Dog, Rebel Rouser, etc.

I was going to say that since everything is supposed to be BIG in Texas, perhaps Big Red would be appropriate, but it is not very feminine if that is of concern to you... Perhaps Big Redonova... or Red Bull (is there not also much cattle in Texas?... ) although one would not want to provide unnecessary and free advertising for this beverage's corporate overseers... they can pay for promoting their stolen labour themselves...

SMO

Since I'm small of stature and weight, Big Red, Big Red Riding Hood, or Red Bull don't quite fit my persona.   I've never been into cows and cattle too much.   There sure weren't any obese, overly fed people during the Depression.   I'll stick with Blue Bell for now, but will consider "Rebel Rouser."

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The only three initials tolerated here is HRC, Comrade Blue Bell. We don't mention FDR because he was a war criminal and hopefully someday soon he will be posthumously impeached for peace.

 

 

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Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:The only three initials tolerated here is HRC, Comrade Blue Bell. We don't mention FDR because he was a war criminal and hopefully someday soon he will be posthumously impeached for peace.

Now to be fair, and we Party members are fair, that capitalist pig FDR did prove to be a useful idiot with his initial work toward leading the US into a soon to be glorious Socialist State. After all, it was his Social Security and AFDC that was the root that birthed the notion in the US as "Big Brother" with the advent of "The New Deal." He was the one that opened a can of socialist worms so to speak, that will never be closed. Of course he was but a minor help in the defense of the glorious Motherland in the struggle against the Nazi's, mostly providing inferior weapons compared to the vastly higher quality Soviet army and navy, but it did help free some patriots to participate in the war rather than in the factory. Not to mention that it was also FDR that was so easily hoodwinked by our dear Koba at Tehran and Yalta. Needless to say, I am not praising the capitalist pig as even his best ideas were borrowed from our Motherland.

 

 

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Good morning comrade Chairman! Your humble servant wishes to offer you a good morning tribute he found!

https://80.223.19.222/~imac/index/Soviet.swf

 

 

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his best ideas were borrowed from our Motherland.

You forget that the evil kkkapitalists never "borrow".  They were stolen and never given back.  We request something in return, nay, we demand it!

 

 

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Premier Betty wrote:
his best ideas were borrowed from our Motherland.

You forget that the evil kkkapitalists never "borrow".  They were stolen and never given back.  We request something in return, nay, we demand it!

Oh, I think FDR did more to help our socialist cause in America than any other 10 presidents. It is upon his journeyman work that Amerikan socialism is built. FDR is who put the Big in Big Brother. Why, he laid the footpath the Manny Titted Empress trods down.

 

 

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kooler king wrote:i waitng for some shirts i order, great website, i read the transcript of your interview at rush's website and click on the peoplecube.com. I had to order some shirts.
totally agree comrad, i just joined aswell... its fantastic!
its hard to be a communist in israel... sigh...
https://www.greyforums.nethttps://www.pigeons.biz

 

 

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Received today:

Humberto Moreno wrote:AWESOME blog! - You guys have an excellent sense of humor. And, oh boy, you have no idea how much I have enjoyed reading it. I'm Cuban and lived in Cuba for 29 years so, suffice to say that I know exactly how this kind of regime work and how they exploit these "useful idiots" here in America, Latin America, Europe and everywhere. Shame on those who live in freedom but praise communist dictators and portray them as "Robin Hood" heroes, but nothing in this world would convince them to move to any of those countries and give up all the things we take for granted in this country. God bless America!

Humberto Moreno

 

 

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Amazing Comrade Cube. You no doubt have this ThoughtCriminal location so we can squash such freedom of expression?

 

 

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I just updated the lead post above with some of the Feedback Mail that had been collecting in my inbox for the last couple of years.

I thought it would be of some value to all of us.

 

 

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We have yet some more recruits at my radiologist due to my wearing my official People's Cube Marshal uniforms and the awe they felt when they realized they were taking care of a high Party Official. Glory to the Collective!

 

 

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Dear Commrade Red,

I was extremely gratified to see your glorious presence on the decadent Glenn Beck network. However, I was dismayed to hear of your divorce. Please allow me to offer my sister as a possible mate. She is 5'4" in height, 240 lbs. (I know, a little skinny.) Her face is totally unremarkable. Her oder is not unpleasant, especially if you are upwind. She is able to hoist two 150 pound sacks of potatos above her head, with nice broad shoulders and strong, manlike hands. Good for toiling in the fields! You should see what she can do with a sickle!! She has the standard State approved wide, child bearing hips. I could provide you with a photo, although I wouldn't recommend it. Please consider this offer, as she lives with me, and food and vodka are expensive.

 

 

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(off Karachter)

Dear Oleg,

Your book is a goldmine of information. I recommend it to all my friends, conservative, libertarian, and liberal.

While reading it, I was reminded of something an elderly Polish immigrant told me when I was a young man. She said, "The United States cannot fail! If it does, there will be no place left to escape to!"

Keep fghting the good fight!

Gregg

 

 

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Boris Spastic wrote:Dear Commrade Red,

I was extremely gratified to see your glorious presence on the decadent Glenn Beck network. However, I was dismayed to hear of your divorce. Please allow me to offer my sister as a possible mate. She is 5'4" in height, 240 lbs. (I know, a little skinny.) Her face is totally unremarkable. Her oder is not unpleasant, especially if you are upwind. She is able to hoist two 150 pound sacks of potatos above her head, with nice broad shoulders and strong, manlike hands. Good for toiling in the fields! You should see what she can do with a sickle!! She has the standard State approved wide, child bearing hips. I could provide you with a photo, although I wouldn't recommend it. Please consider this offer, as she lives with me, and food and vodka are expensive.

Dear Uncle Boris:

While I wholly understand your desire to marry off my mother, you need to understand my desire not to have Red Square for a stepfather.

Besides, he already knows what she looks like, for it was he who finally found that famous, iconic picture of her and thus reunited me with her. Comrade Whoopie even has the shovel-shaped dent in his head to show for Red Square’s trouble.

What a tearful reunion that was! I thought I’d never stop blubbering and bawling while she asserted over and over that she would never let me out of her sight again. She might well have moved in with me, and Lenin forbid put a crimp in my social life by making me sit at home with her where every night is just one long, painful Barnaby Jones marathon on TV; but I persuaded her that you, her long-lost brother, got checks from the government and had lots of drinking and poker-playing buddies all lonesome for the love of a good woman. Do you mean to tell me you couldn’t get any of them to even take her out on a date? Not even to pinch her on the backside? Because they’re always pinching me every time I come over to borrow your vodka ration card.

With love from your niece,
Pinkie
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P.S. I told my mother of your plans and she has a message of her own for you:
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Pinkie - what can I say? My feelings can be best expressed by this song:

Someone Saved My Life Tonight

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Dearest niece Pinkie,

I am gratified to know you are finally out of the gulag!

My poker playing comrades no longer come around. We had a standing bet that the one who could beat your mother in arm wrestling would win her hand in marriage. Two fractures and one dislocation later, none were deemed suitable. I do wish Red would reconsider, as she seems quite smitten with him. She keeps his photograph pressed against her ample, heaving, pendulous, sweaty bosom.

Your mother is quite useful at times, however. I needed to change the front tire of my State manufactured tractor, and she was able to lift the front end! Alas, she dropped it on my foot when she reached for her flask. But, good news! Only three more weeks to wait before I can be treated in the People's emergency facility!

Hoping all is well in Siberia,

Your uncle Boris

 

 

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Dearest Comrades who love this site and think they can't contribute!

Think again! I went through the same considerations!

When I first arrived on this site I felt so "at home" somehow. I loved it! I, too, was a bit intimidated by the biting, fervent, heartfelt humor displayed here. I spent days laughing my guts out! Quite a relief! I wondered if I could come up with such wonderful, insightful "zingers!"

I was so outraged by what was happening in our country I found it difficult to separate my Commentary from my Kommentary. I had to learn to write satire and channel my rage into cogent, relevant satire. I saw it as a loving act. Learning how to "Prog Talk" became my new goal! To me, it was a way of rising above my outrage. I had to do it in order to get things done!

So I proceeded with great trepidation, and, like a doggie constrained by electrical wireless chains giving me shocks for going outside the perimeters of my "yard" (abilities), I, seeing my family having fun just across the street, enthusiastically galloped my way through the wireless shocks! It was a bit rough and tumble, but so worth it!

Red Square is a lovely guy! Very smart and very savvy. And kind. So are the Cubists you meet on the Cube! They will encourage you!

I still have some improvement to do here, Comrades. I'm not perfect, but I do encourage you to sign up! Just do it! You won't regret it! You will have some excellent fun! Do it!

Love,
P'sky

 

 

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My Cube arrived yesterday!!!!!! I got the strangest looks at university...
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This was probably because I was carrying it around like it was some conveniently portable paganistic god of screaming red puzzle games.

Thank you Comrade. Now my brutal job of harvesting sarcastic closet conservatives on my campus will be significantly easier. They always seem to get away when I chase them with shovel and demand they contribute to our collective. It even matches our school color... in more ways than one.

 

 

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Comdrades! I received my glorious People's Cube yesterday and am very pleased! I had to pick it up from the post office and I opened the package while there. It immediately garnered attention from the first person to walk by.

He said, "I haven't seen one of those in a long time, and I've never seen one all red!" To which I replied, "Yes, isn't it wonderful! It's to teach us about equality! Nobody ever has to feel bad playing this game. We're all 'equal winners' now." I'm not sure he liked what I was saying because even though he laughed, it was a nervous and stilted laugh. And I offered for him to play the Cube, but he refused and had a confused expression on his face. I wondered if he was a closet conservative because of his lack of overt enthusiasm for the glorious Cube.

At least I can report to the Party that I did try to re-educate him. I am going to re-educate all of my friends also. All hail the People's Cube!

 

 

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Soviet Pine Cone and Commissar of Gender Equality, Welcome to The People's Cube! You are so welcome here! We look forward to your insights about everything! Yes, all things are up for grabs here at the Cube (an art form)

I'm liking what I see! Keep it up! We need you! Thanks!
Love,
P'sky

 

 

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Comrade P'sky, thank you for your warm welcome. I love the Karl Marx Treatment Center. It is a daily habit now.

Long live the Party!

 

 


 

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You move me to tears, dear Comrade Colossus. I have had some exchanges with you on several posts, all wonderful. I welcome you with an open heart. Thank you for joining us! And yes, Comrade Red Square is an amazing dude, no? He is not only funny, but quite kind. I, too, love Comrade Red Square. Because of him, The Cube has actually changed my life. For real.

 

 

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Pamalinsky wrote:You move me to tears, dear Comrade Colossus. I have had some exchanges with you on several posts, all wonderful. I welcome you with an open heart. Thank you for joining us! And yes, Comrade Red Square is an amazing dude, no? He is not only funny, but quite kind. I, too, love Comrade Red Square. Because of him, The Cube has actually changed my life. For real.
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[color=#ff0000]Pamalinsky[/color] spoke for me as well when she wrote:Comrade Red Square is an amazing dude, no? He is not only funny, but quite kind. I, too, love Comrade Red Square. Because of him, The Cube has actually changed my life. For real.
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I used to be a Dictator President of a small eastern European country.

When I could no longer afford a repressive police force UN Peacekeeping Element, the greedy, hatefilled Capitalists rose up and stole all my money the national treasury which I had dutifully taxed from them.

They just took it as if it was theirs! I mean, come on!

Anyway now I live do hard working activism for poor people living in Bermuda Haiti. But I can't continue my work without millions of dollars a fair wage.

Would you please fork it over donate to my cause?

 

 

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Tzimisce wrote:I used to be a Dictator President of a small eastern European country.

When I could no longer afford a repressive police force UN Peacekeeping Element, the greedy, hatefilled Capitalists rose up and stole all my money the national treasury which I had dutifully taxed from them.

They just took it as if it was theirs! I mean, come on!

Anyway now I live do hard working activism for poor people living in Bermuda Haiti. But I can't continue my work without millions of dollars a fair wage.

Would you please fork it over donate to my cause?

Comrade, you need simply convert your entire nation to Islam, by force, and Deer Leader (PBUH) will happily give you billions of dollars as well as a small nuclear arsenal with the associated technology for delivery systems and a ten year moratorium against any military action to give you all the time you need to develop "self defense" technologies. There could also be some very lucrative contracts related to US National Security systems and associated productions to sweeten the deal.

 

 

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Surely, there are more messages beyond the fields of beets. We are in the year 2016.

 

 

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Hammer and Loupe wrote:Surely, there are more messages beyond the fields of beets. We are in the year 2016.
I'm adding new messages to the text at the top as they arrive. The latest one from yesterday: "You're a national treasure. I'm so glad you're on our side. Keep up the great work." See above.

 

 

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Hammer and Loupe wrote:Surely, there are more messages beyond the fields of beets. We are in the year 2016.
I'm adding new messages to the text at the top as they arrive. The latest one from yesterday: [highlight=#ffff00]"[/highlight][highlight=#ffff00]You're a national treasure. I'm so glad you're on our side. Keep up the great work." [/highlight]See above.

This, of course, is true! Keep the treasures coming!

 

 

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Comrades,

one of my inside sources from the RNC
just mailed some information to me about their attempts
to disrupt the DNC convention.

While the details are limited, they were able to mail me a mock up
of the RNC intentions to disrupt the DNC convention.

While I am not sure of the intentions,, it does appear they want
to insert some strange and foreign object into the convention that will be distracting
and puzzling to the masses and our most glorious leaders.


No doubt funded by the Koch brothers!










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