Image
Competition is a barbaric, insensitive ritual that reeks of social Darwinism. We cannot allow the fittest to survive on our pages. Your loss is someone else's gain, and your gain is someone else's loss. Therefore, losers contribute to the society and winners take away from it. Being a winner is unethical, while a society of losers is happy and striving as a collective. In the spirit of diversity, inclusiveness, and collectivism our contests shall have no winners. Everyone is declared a loser, which in our book means an ethical team player.

Contest: Put Design on First Lady's "Husband Beater" Shirt

User avatar
This picture was asking for it.

Image
~
Here, use this blank:

Image

Image

 

 


 

Domestic Viloenz...........Domestica Violences ........sweet sweet music ......

 

 

User avatar
Comrades,

I could not decide which one


Image





Image

 

 

User avatar
oooh, I must denounce myself. This is full of too much enjoyments!
mo3.jpg
mo2.jpg

 

 

User avatar
If she hopped on a trampoline she'd get two black eyes.

 

 

User avatar
Does she not already have those, loyal Comrade? You do not suggest she has two white eyes?!!

 

 


 


 

User avatar
Behind every great man is an even GREATER WOMAN. If you doubt this simple truth just ask any WIFE.

Image

 

 

User avatar
Without an armored boob belt, Michelle's tits are on a slippery slope.

 

 


 

User avatar
From Irony Curtain of the KG3 (later reorganized into IOTW) -

Michelle_Obama_Viagra.jpg

 

 

User avatar
Husband_Beater5.jpg
Something about this seems mean and rubs me the wrong way. On the other hand, a shot a Joy Behar does ease the pain. And let's be honest, good old Joy is not responsible for dismantling the world's largest economy. Put a socialist/Marxist/ revolutionary in a muscle shirt and (without an automatic weapon and tattoos) they appear deceptively lovable and harmless.
husband-beater6.jpg

 

 

User avatar
A new "tool" to use in hypnotizing the masses into believing in Hope and Change



Image

 

 

User avatar
First, many apples and promises of retirement pastures to More Equaler Red Square for the agitprop invite!

Second, No Irony Curtain! Is it not ones duty to please those better than oneself? She would so get it! I'd even strap on a feed bag after!

Third, - Disturbing news?

Banned by the TSA.jpg

Its okay now! The State Media waves the hand of blah blah!

And makes life right!

[media][/media]

Image

FFFFAAAAAK

 

 

User avatar
Actual Tees

Image

Image

Image

Image

Image

Image

Image

Image

Image

As you may or may not have noticed I've been MIA for several weeks. I was taking a break from politics and working on a side project. I'll be back at it as soon as I have an idea.

 

 

User avatar
Comrade Buffoon,
CBS News said;
"[highlight=#ffff99]Sources[/highlight] who spoke with CBS News [highlight=#ffff99]were puzzled[/highlight] as to why the federal agency would block websites that contain controversial opinions and questioned whether the move would violate First Amendment rights and the freedom to access information."

I'm glad you brought this to our attention. I do believe a full investigation is in order! Who are these Sources that dare question the Current Truth of the Party? Puzzled? What part of the words "Current Truth" do these ???????? not understand?

 

 


 

User avatar
Our comrades at IOwnTheWorld.com are helping us with suggestions. Here's what their think tank have added to our groupthink:


"I’ll take you OUT, sucka"

"I waxed my shoulders to wear this"

You wanna dance mo fo?

I’m Finally Proud Of NASA.

For the first time in my life, I feel that I won’t be a second term First Lady.

"Paradigm Shift" with an arrow pointing down. Her rack mirrors America.

Free Mustache Rides.

"My other shirt is a Che shirt"

Buck Fush.

Man’s Country Yacht Club.

"Stay classy Shelly O"

Phuck U, San Diego

My brown wife beater is less racist.

Eat your heart out, Jackie Kennedy!

You’ve Made Enough Money.

FIGHT OBESITY - START HERE

Chicago Dept. Of Corrections.

I used to be a Sasquatch!

Anger Management Dropout

So I Put THIS Fist Up HIS Ass And Told Him, "You WILL Respect Me!!"

Tehran State U.

Love a Wookie!

Baby’s Momma

Que viva el presidente Chavez!

HEY OBAMA-A-A-AH!!

Save The Tatas.

F#ck the 2nd Amendment! The only guns I believe in! (arrows pointing to arms)

Welcome To My Nightmare.

Too Much Pie For You!

It’s A Commie Thing – You Wouldn’t Understand.

Socialism – It’s A Big F#cking Deal!

SEIU Nation

Just Drawing Attention Away From My Big Booty.

If the "Girls" were any lower, they would be "Boys."

"NASA" on the front, on the back … "where NO MAN has gone before"

"I see white people"

Yellow Peril - White Guilt - Black Holes

"Socialism … it’s not just for rat-people"

"Zimbabwe – a model for Amerika"

"Cuba – Heaven on Earth"

"North Korea – see the Future"

"But some are more equal"

Von Biatch

Tarp Out

You say Marxist like it’s a bad thing.

Don’t Ask Me For Sh#t.

Saginaw For Change.

I "club" My Husband. (see Gallagher)

Peaches and Herb – 40 Year Reunion.

I married a Social Climber from the bottom rung of the intellectual ladder

My other Husband is a Man

The Obama Administration: Destroying the country since January 20TH, 2010

Beauty is as beauty does, so get the F–k out of my way!

Lard Smuggler with fatitude

I Hate My Country, But I Love My Government.

 

 


 


 

User avatar
All too good to chose one but I do see a 'recession business' emerging for someone.

 

 

User avatar
Great point Frau, maybe the People's Director can afford to start leaving donuts in the lunch room on Fridays.

(However I expect the beatings to continue until our attitudes improve)

 

 

User avatar
(I think our attitude will improve with provided donuts)

I must denounce myself for not being accurately clear - since we are coming out of the "Bush recession", thank yous to dear Leader, government could buy out bail out Levi's and then encourage unions to make new business with slogan ideas. That is much better, is it not.

 

 

User avatar
Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:All too good to chose one but I do see a 'recession business' emerging for someone.

Yes Dear Fraulein... and who is the leader in Clothing Communism™?

barack-n-che-t-shirt-meeting1.jpg

 

 

User avatar
I wanted to add an animated GIF of the Hypnotoad, but my skills are lacking.

 

 

User avatar
I Hate My Country, But I Love My Government.
This should be on every single prog letterhead, masthead and even forehead. Nothing is better at describing our glorious progdom.

 

 

Nothing Says "First Lady" Like a Wife Beater

 

 

User avatar
All Hail Tsarina Maochelle
firsttranny.jpg
All apologies Comrade Square. I didn't see that this suggestion was already put forth...back to the gulags' drawing board.

 

 


 


 

User avatar
Comrade Coconut

Welcome to the Collective!

Since we are all Post Racial and Post Partisan here all Coconuts, Oreos, Bananas and Watermelons are welcome!

Amandla!

Obamugabe

 

 


 

User avatar
Mrs. Al, perhaps Helen Thomas is now in the Lincoln Bedroom after her remarks about driving the Jews out of Israel. No one has done more to hurt Israel than the Progressives and Progressive thought in Europe is just plain <i>Judenhass</i>. Most "civilized" opinion is the same thing.

And thank Stalin for America's Jews--who vote reliably Democrat even though the Democrat party is doing everything that it can do destroy Israel and build up Iran.

 

 


 


 

User avatar
Welcome VodkaWench, nice work. But I'll take a pass on your scorpion flavored vodka.

No thanks comrade.gif

 

 

User avatar
Are you sure? I've been sipping it all eveing andf i fleel fi

 

 

User avatar
Commissar Theocritus wrote:Mrs. Al, perhaps Helen Thomas is now in the Lincoln Bedroom after her remarks about driving the Jews out of Israel. No one has done more to hurt Israel than the Progressives and Progressive thought in Europe is just plain <i>Judenhass</i>. Most "civilized" opinion is the same thing.

And thank Stalin for America's Jews--who vote reliably Democrat even though the Democrat party is doing everything that it can do destroy Israel and build up Iran.

Commissar Theocritus, the Mosslime world is not to have two much better fiends friends.

lincoln bedroom victory.jpg

 

 

User avatar
The Lincoln Bedroom is a traditional Democrat campaign financing source. Get those two freeloaders out of there and find some paying customers. We can reward backward friends and relatives AFTER The Revolution.

 

 

User avatar
Comrade PC, are you to be saying Dear Leader is backwards?

 

 


 
POST REPLY