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Choose your despotism wisely, Americans!

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American Comrades!

I proudly welcome all of you into the global fraternity of managerial regimes, theocracies and socialist dictatorships! Now that your last bastion of freedom has fallen, some of you might consider moving. This handy comparison table to help you choose your own preferred flavour of despotism.

After all, the little differences between the regimes is what adds flavour to life. Until you get executed, that is. Enjoy!


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Comrade,

Are they... Is the Government of Europistan rationing this cheese yet? It appears to be a heavily weighted deciding factor in the chart,

 

 

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For now, you can get all the cheese you can handle, comrade! If you are allowed to leave your house to buy it because Covid, that is.

 

 

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In Bern-Mont-istan, we have good cheese, but not corporate controlled state. I'm so confused. Is this better or worse than other 'Merican woke despotism?

 

 


 

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Ellsworth Toohey wrote:In Bern-Mont-istan, we have good cheese, but not corporate controlled state. I'm so confused. Is this better or worse than other 'Merican woke despotism?

Let the mythical horned rodent solve-d your fluxed capacitator, comrade ET. Y'see Texazistan IS a corporate controlled state. In Texazistan, these corporate controlled state outlets ration out portions of whatevercheesewhatever is advertised in weekly flyers. - some commodities are in "limited quantities" to a comrade.

Cheezewhiz a comrade can choose as to quality to actually merit "good", 'pelipsky is not "commissary shopper" of our local outlet of corporate controlled state cheese outlet. However, the Cancelled Season did deliver most excellent cheese from WisconBLMd from burrowmater. Most "Good" approved.

So, iffin's Texazistan is a Corporate Controlled State, what's Bern-Mont-Stan's controlled State?

Reconnoitering of territory according to our own selection of selected line in the sand acceptance of Despotism by rationed commodity poses interesting locations.

Red Square's most influential information about availability Chart - but why no Vodka commodity? Texazistan, like Russia does supply vodka.

Anyway, that Pick Own Despotism - Oh, joy! 'pelipsky harkens back to nation traveling elementary beet sprout days of Rand McNally what's available, and what's not, camping in The Mother'Merica Land chart. Joy! like if the mythical horned rodent actually had a unicorn. trails were available??? And they were "FREE"? Is sublime joy at time, even though 'pelipsky never had unicorn as an Amerikkkan Girl hobby.

BUT!!

Thank you Red Square and Minitrue!!!!

This is the kind of reeducation necessary to make an informed comradestyle life Choice of Despotism.

Shoot, ET might find Texazistan's State of Corporate Control easier shovelin' than Bern-Mont-Stan's --- like how many of those you got, ET? One man's whim is another man's chaos fighter.

It's all about making an Informed Choice.™

 

 

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Mythical horned lagomorph, it is worse than any of those choices.

I am soon to relocate for the winter to the land of A-Mazie-ingly (ignorant?, stupid?, insane?) statepersonish Mazie. Because Tulsi was not insane enough -- she only thought she could get elected president. Tulsi probably thinks 'sexual preference' still isn't offensive to personx's that think that is too restrictive. Not progressive enough in the land where palm trees sway.

I will need to pass through customs (in violation of Article 1, Section 8 of the hopelessly outdated polemic written by dead white men), present meine papiere proving I am not Mary Mallon, to avoid house arrest for the sin of having enough money to get there, then still forced to wear a face diaper even if surfing or scuba diving. I await the risque tan lines I will see.

In a week, I may long for the 'free' old days of Bern-Mont-istan.

 

 

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Comrade,

Are they... Is the Government of Europistan rationing this cheese yet? It appears to be a heavily weighted deciding factor in the chart,
That's Nacho Cheese...

 

 

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Fact check: a democratic election is the one in which votes are counted until Democrats win.

 

 

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The acquisition and eqitable distribution of government cheese can make or break a collective.

 

 


 

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Is not the State itself the cheesiest of the cheesy?

 

 

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KAMALARAD MINITRU...

A point of order....

One does not use terms like "executed" in the Marvelous and Wonderful World of Next Tuesday. Such terms are common parlance of Imperialist Running Dogs and Trump RethugliKKKans. Some find that term very "triggering."

Please ensure that one uses approved terms such as may or may not be listed below

-- "Promoted to Democrat Necroproxy and/or...
-- "Promoted to Inert Agricultural Composting Specialist"
-- "Volunteered for Post-Mortem Medical Experiments"
-- "Kinetically Re-Educated"
-- "Permanently Reformed"
-- "Permanently Defunded"
-- "COVID Relieved"

If one is not careful, one may receive a late night knock on one's door and/or find one's Carbon Footprint Eliminated....

As an aside... It appears that one's name does not appear on my "Complete Circles of Life" Medical Device Injection roster as having volunteered. I suspect one will remedy this oversight by tomorrow morning.

NACH VORNE!!

 

 

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KAMALARADS!!!

Wonderful News!

I am informed by a spokesperson from the Office of El Presidente-Select Harris that since the grave and almost disastrous results of 2016 (which led to the darkest age of world herstory) Amerikans will no longer be trusted burdened with such terrible and mind taxing tasks as choosing their Leadership, Representation or Despotic Pogrom(s) Program(s). The below changes are to take effect after 1200 hours Eastern Party Time on 01 Kamalayary 0001 [soon to be formally known as 20 January 2021 upon signature of an Executive Order].

Since "The Science" has konfirmed that these decisions are far too difficult for the miniature and under-evolved minds of the peasants general public. We have removed this troublesome burden.

Since the Supreme Kangaroo Kourt Regent of the United States (aka. SKKROTUS) and Kongress has creatively interpreted and established a new precedent between the lines of the living, breathing U.S. Konstipation. To wit and whereas State Legislatures under Artifakt I, Sexion 4 are no longer to be troubled with such trifle details such as amending "election laws" -- Trusted Party Apparatchiks posted in the various provinces and parishes will simply produce the ballots for the Amerikan People behind closed doors and -- as an added bonus -- fill them in and kount them in the dark of nacht -- or throughout the following week(s) until the desire results are achieved!

As The Party's efficiency improves further, we hope to have Komrades Jake Tapper and Bret "the Teddy" Baier announce "election results" without the need for cumbersome and tiresome elections at all. This will allow the Proles more time to amuse themselves with Brot und Zirkus!


I am told that -- to spice things up -- a special kommittee will be appointed to make frequent changes to the "DEPOTIC POGROM PROGRAM OF THE DAY (AND/OR HOUR)." The Kommittee will shift between the various and sundry pogroms programs featured in the dominatrix matrix featured above unannounced.

No word yet on the promised "special favors" from El Presidente-Select intended to honour the Inauguration Delegates from Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania, or Wisconsin for their contributions to "The Schtruggle;" however, Willie Brown has confirmed the FedEx shipment of her favorite kneepads to the Kapital Building.



VORWÄRTS GEHEN!!

 

 

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Minitrue wrote:For now, you can get all the cheese you can handle, comrade! If you are allowed to leave your house to buy it because Covid, that is.
KAMALRAD MINITRU:

One may not "get all the cheese [one] can handle."
By Order of the Office of the El Presidente-Select: Food of any kind is only for Minorities, Womyn, and select cadres of Heathcare Heroes...

White Cisgender Males and the Elderly -- Especially Trump Supporters -- are no longer authorised to possess or consume luxury items such as food -- ESPECIALLY CHEESE.
[Exceptions include certain White Cisgender Males who identify as Transgender Black Female Homosexuals who are Made Progs of the Inner Party].

HEY!! YOU... Put down that Cheese! That's Nacho Cheese!!!

 

 


 
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