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Bernie 'Socialismo o muerte' t-shirt: ironic or insane?

POLL: Bernie 'Socialismo o muerte' t-shirt: ironic or insane?

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Our long-time friend Daniel Greenfield, aka Sultan Knish, emailed this picture to us with this comment: "Someone is selling this t-shirt, not sure if ironic or insane."

We are not entirely sure either, which is why we'd like to summon the kollektive brainpower of our Groupthink which by definition is infallible because the kollektive can never be wrong.

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Considering Bernie's age, it should probably say "Socialismo o muerte, whichever comes first."

 

 

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The other night I had a dream.

In it, Patrick Henry spoke to me. He said, and I quote, "What is the matter with you people? I never said "Give me death or give me death! I said, "Give me liberty or give me death! Whattaya think, I'm stupid? Your political correctness schtick has gone way too far. You need to wake up. I am so glad I'm dead now but, I will continue to haunt you. My buddies and I gave you a wonderful way to live, for the first time in human history. It's yours if you have the huevos to keep it.

I've been rolling around in my grave for quite some time now and I may give up haunting you. You're not worth it."

Your pal,
Patrick

 

 

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Daniel just followed up with this link:

the $35 Socialsmo o muerte Bernie Che Sanders pencil skirt... because capitalism

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We might add that given the strategic placement of Bernie's mouth on the skirt, it may be a good thing he doesn't have Che's beard and mustache...

 

 

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Awesome! A pencil skirt, and an Obamaphone!

 

 


 

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I wonder who Dear Leader
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Comrade Putout wrote:.
I wonder who Dear Leader
is rooting for?
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Some sad news from San Diego, comrade:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/11/18/p ... yet-again/

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It's alright to focus on socialism here at TPC but remember when trolling the right-wing websites of capital to demonize all posters that call Bernie a socialist as partisan hacks and insist that Bernie's "commonsense policies" are non-ideological pragmatic policies of no ideological foundation other than they work to better the lives of all peasant, proletariat, and intellectual classes.

 

 

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Komrade KKK,

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Excellent comments on your link, as well!
Thanks for posting!

 

 

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Red Square wrote:
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Our long-time friend Daniel Greenfield, aka Sultan Knish, emailed this picture to us with this comment: "Someone is selling this t-shirt, not sure if ironic or insane."

We are not entirely sure either, which is why we'd like to summon the kollektive brainpower of our Groupthink which by definition is infallible because the kollektive can never be wrong.

Take the poll above; post expanded answers below.

Komrade Red, I'd like to pick the options "Both" and "Allahu Akbar" so that I may denounce Bastard Sanders, usurper of Hillary, and Praise Islam at the same time. if you don't let me pick both I'll accuse you of Islamophobia and have #SyrianLivesMatter protests on your front lawn within 2 hours.

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:
Some sad news from San Diego, comrade:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/11/18/p ... yet-again/

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I see that this Glorious Red Kollektive has gone with nothing but the best of MS-DOS video game graphics. No wonder they need the money, I think all of this "code compliance" is actually a ruse to collect money from our Glorious Motherland to get new computers. Don't they know that the ICM (International Communism Machines) Model UNIVAC-17 is the best we have!?

Pamalinsky wrote:Awesome! A pencil skirt, and an Obamaphone!

Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Che-Bama Phone!
Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, B-Sanders Phone!

I'll leave you with the rest of the lyrics, the Stierlitz Lyric Refinery's down for maintenance.


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Look at this list:

1. Che Guevara
2. Bernie Sanders

In one position, we have an insane socialist cult leader who thinks he is helping his country. In the other position, we have Che Guevara.

 

 

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Members of the Che Collective,

Attention Comrades! Your sentimentality has been deemed unacceptable. Therefore, it is the judgment of The Party that you be executed en-masse at dawn. All accretions of history documenting the venue in question will be expunged from the record along with murals, beer mugs and café silverware. This order includes paté knives, silver olive spears, and any hand-embroidered lobster bibs. Forward!

[quote]The cafe's supporters believe it has historical significance.
“The venue has been operating for 34 years and it’s the longest-running volunteer space in Southern California, if not in all of California,” café volunteer Rene Vera told FoxNews.com last year. “And our building is covered in murals that document a lot of that history.”
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A picture of the glorious customer service at Che Cafe.

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Not since the release of the Can Phone 6 has Cuba seen such lines as they see now to try to get some of The People's Latte at Che Cafe.

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I absolutely LOVE the way the logo is displayed in the negative. Also love the way the logo squeezes his head like a vise. The finishing touch is the "F" that looks like a knife.

Awesome design!

 

 

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I, for one, also wanted to ask Senator Sanders, what he'd do different from the late Presidente Chavez, if he ever gets into an office of similar stature...

 

 

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Comrade mi,

He ain't gonna do anything different except for couching the Socialist meme in a kindly, grandfatherly way, thereby softening the harsh "feel" of "Socialism," a Rethuglican ploy!

 

 


 
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