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Sanders promises to fundamentally transform the Moon

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Meeting with his supporters this Tuesday, the self-proclaimed socialist Bernie Sanders who is running for president on the Democratic Party platform, told the audiences that his policy of confiscating money from the richest one percent of Americans will allow him to fundamentally transform not just the United States but the entire world, including the Moon.

"When I'm president, I will tell NASA to make it their priority to fundamentally transform the Moon, and I have all the specifications ready," said Sanders, waving a picture with the prototype of a fundamentally transformed moon before the cameras.

"In fact, we're gonna start with the Moon, and if we ever run out of money, there's always the two-percenters, the three-percenters, and so on," said the Democratic contender. "I'm sick and tired of people telling me that we can't do that. So if we rebuild the Moon first, then anyone on this planet can look at the sky and understand that fundamental transformation is not a fantasy, that change is coming to our planet and there is no turning back."

"Obama's mistake was that he started his fundamental transformation with America, when he should've started with the Moon," concluded Sanders to a thunderous applause. "That has taught us a valuable lesson and made us wiser. We are not going to repeat the same mistake again."

 

 

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It'll be the next Honeymoon destination. We're entering the Bernie age. It's sort of like living in the Jetson's space age only Bernie's in charge.

 

 


 

Red Square wrote: "In fact, we're gonna start with the Moon, and if we ever run out of money, there's always the two-percenters, the three-percenters, and so on," said the Democratic contender.

I'm not 97%+3% sure, but ol' Bernardo appears to misunderstand three percenters as a demographic.

 

 

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Thank you for reminding me Lev and I hope this does not get Ivan in trouble but...

Big party tonight behind Tractor Barn #2 for my our own Ivan!

Between Police Chief Jarrod Burguan and Ivan the Stakhanovets those terrorists did not have a chance!

He appears to fight crime under an alias...
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None of this is true. Sanders stole the idea from Hillary. Don't believe the lies! Hillary will do it better.

 

 

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Real ad - I wonder if the recipient of said "goat gift" must pass adoption agency screwtiny scrutiny?

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This is reminding me of story of Izvestia reporter who is interviewing with old Siberian pioneer. Man is reminiscing of old times and points out spot under tree where he is saying he first made love, while his paramour's mother is watching.

"She is saying something about this while you are having relations with her daughter?"

"Yes. 'Baa.'"

 

 


 

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Image Recently, I found a former boyfriend on Facebook. He found me because I posted a former name he would recognize. That was my intention in posting my former name. Finally, he found me.

We had a very sweet reunion and I left it at that. When I saw he was a fan of Bernie and part of a petition to eliminate the Republican Party (any opposition) I decided to not discuss politics in any form whatever. I have already suffered the loss of so-called friends who’s company I used to enjoy.

Thing is, I know he wants the same things I do. He just sees the way to accomplish it in a different way. Still, I have found it’s not worth it to address these issues with him, or anyone else so convinced of their beliefs. It’s pointless. I’ve had it. I’m done with these people.

But, I still remain true to my country. I love it so much, and even more, as circumstances continue to baffle even the most erudite.

The friends I see, who love our country, are just like me. And, they are not going to back down! And, they are legion!

As Eddie Murphy's character said in the movie Beverly Hills Cop," I ain't fallin' for no banana my tailpipe!" It is impossible to say it as fast as he did. Try it yourself. But, he did!

 

 


 
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